Do you guys realize that every single time Kaepernick has turned the ball over this season he’s taken the team right down the field on the very next possession for a score? Every time but twice has been for touchdowns too, and one of those field goals was after he hit Delanie Walker right in the hands in the end zone and he plain fucking dropped it. Should be touchdowns on all but one of those drives.
The point is the guy knows how to respond to pressure. He’s the next coming of Joe Montana if you ask me. Even if they don’t go to the Super Bowl this year I guaranfuckingtee you guys that when all is said and done this guy will be a Hall of Famer known as much for his clutch play under pressure as much as his freakish physical talent.
I am sitting in front of my television jerking myself off with reckless abandon right now. My house guests are completely freaked out about it, but it’s my fucking house and I’ll jack off to whomever I want!
And if Joe Staley isn’t the best left tackle in the game right now I don’t know who is. He pretty much shut down Clay Matthews all night and he looked like he really fucked up his right arm early in the game. The guy handled one of the best edge passrushers in the game one-handed!
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Wow, is DB alive?[/quote]
probably getting into a fight in a bar somewhere.[/quote]
Wonder what kind of depraved odds he puts on the games IRL. He looks like he’s going to be tossing out a couple avatars though(SF>GB was one of the bets right? I don’t think they were all SEA/ATL related).[/quote]
You want to know what kind of odds I put on this game IRL? Let’s just say that I won’t be sucking any dick tonight and three of my friends’ wives owe me a very good time this evening…
Well my Super Bowl pick of Broncos vs. Packers is out the door, haha.
The Broncos vs. Ravens game was a classic, loved it. That set the par for the most exciting game this postseason.
The other game was a little dull. We all knew the Packers run defense stunk, but they were really bad. I’m not really a fan of the read option, but I guess it worked for the Niners.
Just curious on if the Niners fans would rather face the Falcons or Seahawks. I feel that they would do better against the Falcons, but that would be an away game for them.
Pat, does 8000 miles of travel take its toll on Seattle, or does Lynch say fuck it and roll through Atlanta like the Great Fire of 1917? I, for one, am getting pumped to find out.
Green Bays outside pressure(OLB) is poor. Eric Walden wont cut it.
Kaepernick is one hell of a runner. Absolutely deserved the starting spot.
Dom Capers needs to go. He showed improvement this year and back in 2010 but he didnt cut it for Houston and he isnt cutting it at GB.
Im basically repeating what Joe Buck said but Vic Fangio is a brilliant D-Coord and I dont understand why we havent heard of any head coaching offers for him.
Congrats DB. It was an excellent game until the 4th. With Denver out, Ill be rooting for yall.[/quote]
That isn’t the avatar I chose for you Farmerson. Get with the program. That cheesegrater picture was just salt in the wound. The gay picture is the wound.
[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
Pat, does 8000 miles of travel take its toll on Seattle, or does Lynch say fuck it and roll through Atlanta like the Great Fire of 1917? I, for one, am getting pumped to find out.
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I hope he says fuck it and runs through them like a runaway cable car on Fillmore Street. I’ll be going to the game next Sunday in Candlestick Park if the Seagulls win. I want to see an all NFC West Championship Game and I want to be there when Candlestick hosts its record NINTH NFC Championship Game. The next closest stadium isn’t even close to that number and never will be since it’s the old Texas Stadium, which hosted 5 of them.
And you guessed it pal! Avatars on the line if that game happens. If the Niners win, I get to immediately change avatars and you have to sport something equally as gay as what Farmerson (if he ever figures out that he’s using the wrong avatar) is supposed to be using and what Johnman is stuck with.
Seagulls win and you get to choose my avatar for the month of March, since I’m already committed to the month of February to someone else.
Wrong avatar pal. Check further up this page and you’ll see your new one. That cheese grater picture isn’t nearly enough of a punishment for doubting the all-worldly talents of Mr. Colin Kaepernick.
Fuck, you should have to sport that faggy avatar for TWO months after watching your supposedly prolific offense get out-gained by one player on the Niners. That’s right! Kaepernick accounted for more yards by himself than the entire Green Bay Fudgepackers’ offense!
Oh, what a beat down that was too! Did you see how the Niners offensive line was just man-handling the SHIT out of the Green Bay Fudgepackers’ defense the whole game? Especially in the second half. You can blame Dom Capers all you want but there is no way to gameplan for a team that can just repeatedly punch you in the mouth and hold your head under water at will like a big fucking bully! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
Pat, does 8000 miles of travel take its toll on Seattle, or does Lynch say fuck it and roll through Atlanta like the Great Fire of 1917? I, for one, am getting pumped to find out.
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I fully expect Seatle to be ready as I do the Falcons. I am at the Dome right now and this place is buzzing. I ain’t gonna talk no shit, the pressure is all on Atlanta. People are already going nuts. So I will see you on the flip side. I am
Aking no picks or projections. Clearly everything I think is wrong. Shutting the fuck up is my only option.
Flacco came through like a mother fucker yesterday and Kaepernick flat put on a clinic yesterday…WOW.
[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
Pat, does 8000 miles of travel take its toll on Seattle, or does Lynch say fuck it and roll through Atlanta like the Great Fire of 1917? I, for one, am getting pumped to find out.
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I fully expect Seatle to be ready as I do the Falcons. I am at the Dome right now and this place is buzzing. I ain’t gonna talk no shit, the pressure is all on Atlanta. People are already going nuts. So I will see you on the flip side. I am
Aking no picks or projections. Clearly everything I think is wrong. Shutting the fuck up is my only option.
Flacco came through like a mother fucker yesterday and Kaepernick flat put on a clinic yesterday…WOW.[/quote]
You’re at the game? Can you do me a HUGE favor and hit Russell WIlson in the face with a beer bottle for me? And if possible, can you wait to throw it until Marshawn Lynch is standing right behind him so in case he sees it coming and ducks it hits that fucking piece of shit Lynch right in his gap-toothed kisser? Thanks.
[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
Pat, does 8000 miles of travel take its toll on Seattle, or does Lynch say fuck it and roll through Atlanta like the Great Fire of 1917? I, for one, am getting pumped to find out.
[/quote]
I fully expect Seatle to be ready as I do the Falcons. I am at the Dome right now and this place is buzzing. I ain’t gonna talk no shit, the pressure is all on Atlanta. People are already going nuts. So I will see you on the flip side. I am
Aking no picks or projections. Clearly everything I think is wrong. Shutting the fuck up is my only option.
Flacco came through like a mother fucker yesterday and Kaepernick flat put on a clinic yesterday…WOW.[/quote]
Crap, I sure wish I was there. I bet its electric. I’d wish you good luck to be polite, but I’d just be lying. I hope the Falcons get crushed.
[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
Pat, does 8000 miles of travel take its toll on Seattle, or does Lynch say fuck it and roll through Atlanta like the Great Fire of 1917? I, for one, am getting pumped to find out.
[/quote]
I hope he says fuck it and runs through them like a runaway cable car on Fillmore Street. I’ll be going to the game next Sunday in Candlestick Park if the Seagulls win. I want to see an all NFC West Championship Game and I want to be there when Candlestick hosts its record NINTH NFC Championship Game. The next closest stadium isn’t even close to that number and never will be since it’s the old Texas Stadium, which hosted 5 of them.
And you guessed it pal! Avatars on the line if that game happens. If the Niners win, I get to immediately change avatars and you have to sport something equally as gay as what Farmerson (if he ever figures out that he’s using the wrong avatar) is supposed to be using and what Johnman is stuck with.
Seagulls win and you get to choose my avatar for the month of March, since I’m already committed to the month of February to someone else.[/quote]
I’m hesitant to keep betting with someone who is obviously a degenerate compulsive gambler. We’ll see what happens today and play it by ear.
