NFL 2012 Part 2

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[quote]jjackkrash wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]bond james bond wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
Haha! Ok, those pics are bad. Bets on. [/quote]

You crazy! DB has no shame lol.[/quote]

Damn right I have no shame!

Okay jjackkrash, you’re on! If Pat doesn’t want to wager anything with me then I’ll start using whatever avatar you choose right away if the Niners lose.

What exactly are the parameters here again? Loser uses the winner’s avatar of choice from this Sunday night until Super Bowl Sunday?

And if you lose, I think my choice will be the pic that Brad posted. That guy looks like a big, gay Jawbreaker. Oh man, this is going to be great! I reserve the right to change my mind about that avatar between now and the end of the game. Who knows, I might have you use this avatar instead. I think this is the only thing that could be worse than that rainbow-colored fruitcake.[/quote]

Wow. Ok, bet penalty lasts from this Sunday until the kickoff of the first game of the playoffs. That will give you some room to bet with Pat on the playoffs. And that’s about as long as I am willing to risk. If I lose–and this is a big if–I’ll need some tech support on how to get the avatar up. I know how to load pics from my photo album and that’s about it.
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Holy shit, the excuses are rolling in already. Well, I wouldn’t expect much more from a Chico State grad! Just kidding, sort of.

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[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]bond james bond wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
Haha! Ok, those pics are bad. Bets on. [/quote]

You crazy! DB has no shame lol.[/quote]

Damn right I have no shame!

Okay jjackkrash, you’re on! If Pat doesn’t want to wager anything with me then I’ll start using whatever avatar you choose right away if the Niners lose.

What exactly are the parameters here again? Loser uses the winner’s avatar of choice from this Sunday night until Super Bowl Sunday?

And if you lose, I think my choice will be the pic that Brad posted. That guy looks like a big, gay Jawbreaker. Oh man, this is going to be great! I reserve the right to change my mind about that avatar between now and the end of the game. Who knows, I might have you use this avatar instead. I think this is the only thing that could be worse than that rainbow-colored fruitcake.[/quote]

Wow. Ok, bet penalty lasts from this Sunday until the kickoff of the first game of the playoffs. That will give you some room to bet with Pat on the playoffs. And that’s about as long as I am willing to risk. If I lose–and this is a big if–I’ll need some tech support on how to get the avatar up. I know how to load pics from my photo album and that’s about it.
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Holy shit, the excuses are rolling in already. Well, I wouldn’t expect much more from a Chico State grad! Just kidding, sort of.[/quote]

So we agree to terms?

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I just checked, Niners are a 1 point dog, so its pretty much even money. Wow. This is going to be great.

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[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
I just checked, Niners are a 1 point dog, so its pretty much even money. Wow. This is going to be great. [/quote]

Man, the only gamblers touching that one are homers or degenerates. It’s goona be a good one.

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[quote]jjackkrash wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]bond james bond wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
Haha! Ok, those pics are bad. Bets on. [/quote]

You crazy! DB has no shame lol.[/quote]

Damn right I have no shame!

Okay jjackkrash, you’re on! If Pat doesn’t want to wager anything with me then I’ll start using whatever avatar you choose right away if the Niners lose.

What exactly are the parameters here again? Loser uses the winner’s avatar of choice from this Sunday night until Super Bowl Sunday?

And if you lose, I think my choice will be the pic that Brad posted. That guy looks like a big, gay Jawbreaker. Oh man, this is going to be great! I reserve the right to change my mind about that avatar between now and the end of the game. Who knows, I might have you use this avatar instead. I think this is the only thing that could be worse than that rainbow-colored fruitcake.[/quote]

Wow. Ok, bet penalty lasts from this Sunday until the kickoff of the first game of the playoffs. That will give you some room to bet with Pat on the playoffs. And that’s about as long as I am willing to risk. If I lose–and this is a big if–I’ll need some tech support on how to get the avatar up. I know how to load pics from my photo album and that’s about it.
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Holy shit, the excuses are rolling in already. Well, I wouldn’t expect much more from a Chico State grad! Just kidding, sort of.[/quote]

So we agree to terms?
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We sure do!

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[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
I just checked, Niners are a 1 point dog, so its pretty much even money. Wow. This is going to be great. [/quote]

Wow. That must mean that a lot of the professional gamblers laying big money on the game are betting on the Niners. Unless I’m mistaken, the Niners were giving a point just a couple days ago.

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Its on like Donkey Kong.

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[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]pat wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]farmerson12 wrote:
I really am stumped in deciding who is the top team in the league. I guess by default Atlanta? I mean you could make a case for every top 10 team and a case against them. Just a crazy season.[/quote]

Atlanta looked good against the Giants, but the Niners would fucking manhandle those fags. The Falcons haven’t looked like they respond well when they get punched right in their goddamned mouths, which is exactly what the Niners do to teams not named the New York Giants.[/quote]

I guess we’d have to see won’t we? We’ve beaten every team we’ve faced this year. How’d yall do? The Rams did a number on you guys… If the Rams can beat you, so can we.
You got lucky against the Pats.[/quote]
If they play against the Falcons in the playoffs I will wager an avatar of your choice against one of my choice, FOR ONE FULL YEAR, that the Niners beat the tar out of Atlanta.

How 'bout it big boy? Avatar wager on the playoffs?

Shit, if you give me 5 to 1 odds, say one month against five months, that the Falcons lose their first playoff matchup. There aren’t any roody-poo teams in the NFC and any one of them could handle the Falcons.

And in case you didn’t know, there’s no such thing as luck in sports. It’s called “forcing the issue” and the team that forces the issue, such as bringing some big-time hits on every play like the Niners do, usually forces the other team into “unlucky” plays. Aaron Hernandez’ short-armed, scared attempt at catching a bubble screen pass that ended up in Aldon Smith’s hands wasn’t luck, that was a result of Dashon Goldson blasting the guy into next week on the previous play.

Luck doesn’t exist in sports, and even if it did, better to be lucky than good. Fortunately the Niners are both.[/quote]

I just said we’ll see. Chances are they meet at some point, right now you need to worry about Seattle. Otherwise, I’ll leave the shit talk to you. Both teams can be beaten, both defenses are really really good. I am not going to bet because I know anything can happen any given Sunday. But we’ve just gotten back most of our injured starters, whom we have been with out a significant portion of the year.
I know that the superb 49ers defense allowed the reeling Patriots to score 24 points in one quarter and damn near came back to beat you.
It seems the way to get through the niners d, is to run the hurry up. And you benched your play-off winning QB. So the 49ners are far from indestructible.
And I’d be satisfied with you having to eat your words, if the birds beat you guys in a head to head match up. If they play in Atl, I will probably be there 12th man-ing it.

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[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]bond james bond wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
Haha! Ok, those pics are bad. Bets on. [/quote]

You crazy! DB has no shame lol.[/quote]

Damn right I have no shame!

Okay jjackkrash, you’re on! If Pat doesn’t want to wager anything with me then I’ll start using whatever avatar you choose right away if the Niners lose.

What exactly are the parameters here again? Loser uses the winner’s avatar of choice from this Sunday night until Super Bowl Sunday?

And if you lose, I think my choice will be the pic that Brad posted. That guy looks like a big, gay Jawbreaker. Oh man, this is going to be great! I reserve the right to change my mind about that avatar between now and the end of the game. Who knows, I might have you use this avatar instead. I think this is the only thing that could be worse than that rainbow-colored fruitcake.[/quote]

I like my avatar and I don’t believe in ceding control to other people. That, and I don’t really care about the avatars to much, unless it’s really gross like a dude running with diarrhea running down his legs. Then it bothers me.

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[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]bond james bond wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
Haha! Ok, those pics are bad. Bets on. [/quote]

You crazy! DB has no shame lol.[/quote]

Damn right I have no shame!

Okay jjackkrash, you’re on! If Pat doesn’t want to wager anything with me then I’ll start using whatever avatar you choose right away if the Niners lose.

What exactly are the parameters here again? Loser uses the winner’s avatar of choice from this Sunday night until Super Bowl Sunday?

And if you lose, I think my choice will be the pic that Brad posted. That guy looks like a big, gay Jawbreaker. Oh man, this is going to be great! I reserve the right to change my mind about that avatar between now and the end of the game. Who knows, I might have you use this avatar instead. I think this is the only thing that could be worse than that rainbow-colored fruitcake.[/quote]

You’re going to have your hands full with Seattle, period.

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Pat, you disappoint me.

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Look at Harbaughs record Vs. Carrol in the Pac-10… Stanford Vs. USC.

Now I’ma back out reeeeaaal slow.

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I’m not sure the hitler avatar will be mod friendly. Should get a ruling before you set your mind to that one picture.

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I’m not sure the hitler avatar will be mod friendly. Should get a ruling before you set your mind to that one picture.[/quote]

Well, I’ve put something Hitler-related up as a threat before and the mods haven’t said anything. I figure that’s about as bad it can get. If Hitler is too much, how about a picture of Stalin or Mao or Pol Pot? Stalin and Mao actually killed several times more people than Hitler did, but they don’t have the same amount of evilness attached to them, otherwise I’d put one of their pics up as a possibility. But it just isn’t the same gamble if it isn’t Hitler. People will see that avatar and think that jjackkrash is a fucking lunatic, but if they see Stalin or Mao they’ll just think he’s a dirty fucking Commie.

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The Hawks have won the last 9 at home, DB, don’t count your mass-murduring dictator’s before they hatch.

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[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
don’t count your mass-murduring dictator’s before they hatch. [/quote]

More like Dick Tasters… Amirite???

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[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
The Hawks have won the last 9 at home, DB, don’t count your mass-murduring dictator’s before they hatch. [/quote]

The Niners handled them last year in Seattle without Patrick Willis on the field.

Besides, NE hadn’t lost at home in December in about three decades and we all know what happened last Sunday. The Niners aren’t the Cardinals or any of the dogshit teams that Seattle put 50+ on the board against.

I don’t even think the score will be close. Niners by double digits at least. Kaepernick is the next coming of Montana and I’ll tell you why:

One of the things that really made Montana great was his sense of the moment, his ability to go for the jugular. I can’t tell you how many times Montana would throw a touchdown pass or make some sort of big play on the first snap after a turnover. Take a look at the Super Bowl against Denver. I think there were three times in that game where Montana threw a touchdown pass one or two plays after a turnover. That fucking BURIES the opponent’s morale.

Kaepernick has that same sense of where the jugular is located. He’s a fucking trachea-collapsing physical freak! What did he do after that boneheaded pitch to Ginn that ended up in a touchdown in St. Louis? Very next play he runs for 50 yards and then hits Delanie Walker right in the hands with a beautiful pass that would have been the game-winning score if Walker didn’t flat-out fucking drop it. He did the same thing against NE. Brady ties the score, everyone is flipping out and what does he do? Kaepernick throws the go-ahead touchdown pass on the very next play from scrimmage. The guy has ice in his veins. He sure as shit isn’t some fag QB like Fitzpatrick or Skelton or any of these other ass-pirate peter-puffers the Seagulls have been fattening up on. The Niners are going to be Alka-Seltzer to your Seagulls!

This game is going to be awesome. If the Niners lose, I’ll probably just blow my brains out rather than subject myself to whatever avatar you have chosen for me.

What are you leaning towards, just out of curiosity? A big gay bear? An uncircumcised cock? Blue waffle? Steve Jobs? Ghandi? Justin Bieber (what the fuck is that)? David Beckham?

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I’ll tell you what jjackkrash, you’re handling this better than that dipshit RajRaj. Every time I make an avatar bet with him he flips the fuck out if it’s anything even remotely gay or racist. I mean, after all, what is gambling if there isn’t something really big on the line? I swear to God, that guy goes into a casino and tells the dealer he’ll play blackjack only as long as he doesn’t have to wager any actual money.

I’ll gamble with you anytime! Pat has really let me down. All I’ve heard in this thread all year is how those fucking frauds down in Atlanta are the Real Deal and when he has a chance to put something on it he shrivels up like my dick after I blow a load on a fat chick who I can’t wait to smuggle out of my house before anyone sees what I dragged home. No faith whatsoever in his team.

In fact, fuck it! I like these avatar wagers so much I’m willing to take on any motherfucker here if anyone else wants to put some avatars on the line. Shit, how about this? I’ll wager my avatar for one whole year against the first eleven people to respond that the Niners beat Seattle. So jjackkrash gets to choose my avatar for the rest of December and all of January if I lose, then the next guy to respond can choose my avatar for the month of February, the next guy can choose it for March and so on.

BUT, if the Niners win I get to choose all of those people’s avatars from here until pitchers and catchers report to the DEFENDING WORLD CHAMPION SF GIANTS’ spring training facility, which is usually the second or third week of February.

How about it T-Nation? I’m starting to lose all control of my faculties here and this is the perfect time for you all to take advantage of my degenerating judgment. Avatar bet anyone?

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I need to give the penalty some thought. I don’t have one in mind yet. Although I don’t think depraved will bother you all the much, so I know I need to think outside the box.

Muhahahahah.

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Lemme help in regards to DB