NFL 2011 Part III

I gotta say that, prior to last week’s games, I imagined an improbable scenario in which Tebow pulled out a close win over the Steelers, and the real game turned out almost exactly as pictured in my addled imagination.

I didn’t post the prediction here because Denver was sure to get stomped. It was a thought from my fandom and not from my logical side.

So what the hell, I may as well predict a similar win for the Donkeys to knock off the Pats. Denver beats New England this weekend 34-31! It’s another miracle!

(Other winners: Baltimore, Green Bay, New Orleans)

It’s blasphemy for me to say this but I’m predicting the Giants to have the victory Saturday. They are mimicking the path of GB lady year. The offense is rolling and the defense is playing at its finest.

[quote]farmerson12 wrote:
It’s blasphemy for me to say this but I’m predicting the Giants to have the victory Saturday. They are mimicking the path of GB lady year. The offense is rolling and the defense is playing at its finest.[/quote]
dude, I’ve been telling everyone I know that… IMO as of right now, the Giants are the most balanced/complete team. Whoever wins Pack/Giants (obv I think it will be NYG) will win the Super Bowl.

Im a Giant fan, but lets not get totally crazy here, They have undersized and awful linebackers, shit their starting middle linebacker was eating bon bons up until week 10. While getting healthier in the secondary they still have guys playing out of position Antrelle Rolle most notably. Aaron Ross has been playing better but is banged up which means the rookie Prince Anukamara will have to play more and he has been getting burned lately.

Lest we forget that this team is still pretty awful against the run, I am a big fan of Bradshaw but they have been inconsistent at best this year, and their O-line is very average, Kareem Mckenzie a stalwart on the line has had a pretty shitty year, their Center Baas is mediocre. Special teams especially the return game is a non factor.

With the above being said its their D Line, Dynamic Wide Receivers and theee Eli Manning that gives them a shot against anyone. These 3 positions are so good right now it really covers up the Giants MANY weaknesses. Eli’s best attribute is nothing rattles him he never gets too up or down and he is awesome in pressure situations.

I think we may be forgetting how good the Packers are since they havent played. I will still predict an upset because I would love to see Tommy Coughlin somehow get to another SB and Eli is one of my faves. They are super confident as well. I hope and predict that JPP, Osi, Canty and Tuck will get to Rodgers and Eli will be able to keep up with the packers going score for score until a late 4th quarter rally by Elite Manning downing the packers 35 -30

[quote]MattyXL wrote:
Im a Giant fan, but lets not get totally crazy here, They have undersized and awful linebackers, shit their starting middle linebacker was eating bon bons up until week 10. While getting healthier in the secondary they still have guys playing out of position Antrelle Rolle most notably. Aaron Ross has been playing better but is banged up which means the rookie Prince Anukamara will have to play more and he has been getting burned lately.

Lest we forget that this team is still pretty awful against the run, I am a big fan of Bradshaw but they have been inconsistent at best this year, and their O-line is very average, Kareem Mckenzie a stalwart on the line has had a pretty shitty year, their Center Baas is mediocre. Special teams especially the return game is a non factor.

With the above being said its their D Line, Dynamic Wide Receivers and theee Eli Manning that gives them a shot against anyone. These 3 positions are so good right now it really covers up the Giants MANY weaknesses. Eli’s best attribute is nothing rattles him he never gets too up or down and he is awesome in pressure situations.

I think we may be forgetting how good the Packers are since they havent played. I will still predict an upset because I would love to see Tommy Coughlin somehow get to another SB and Eli is one of my faves. They are super confident as well. I hope and predict that JPP, Osi, Canty and Tuck will get to Rodgers and Eli will be able to keep up with the packers going score for score until a late 4th quarter rally by Elite Manning downing the packers 35 -30
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I couldn’t have said it better myself. Actually I probably could have since I’m quite an eloquent motherfucker. But I digress. I think your evaluation here is spot-on, except for the final score. The Packers are gonna fucking roll the Giants. 42-24.

Hell Yeah you could of!

To be honest the closer we get to the game the more I want to change my prediction. In NY, Im not quite sure of the national media its becoming evident that all the talking heads think the Giants are going to win…which is really really ridiculous.

The opposite was the case in 07, no one thought the Giants could win in Green Bay especially with the Arctic conditions, this year I shit you not everyone here expects the Giants to win.

Ill certainly be rooting for the Giants, though in the beginning of the year my SB prediction (about a quarter of the way in) was the Niners and Pats, If my horse in the race can’t make it I would love to see the niners LB’s face fuck Brady!

[quote]MattyXL wrote:
Hell Yeah you could of!

To be honest the closer we get to the game the more I want to change my prediction. In NY, Im not quite sure of the national media its becoming evident that all the talking heads think the Giants are going to win…which is really really ridiculous.

The opposite was the case in 07, no one thought the Giants could win in Green Bay especially with the Arctic conditions, this year I shit you not everyone here expects the Giants to win.

Ill certainly be rooting for the Giants, though in the beginning of the year my SB prediction (about a quarter of the way in) was the Niners and Pats, If my horse in the race can’t make it I would love to see the niners LB’s face fuck Brady! [/quote]

I’m sure Brady would like to get face-fucked by a few of them as well, and at the same time.

I’m pulling for the Giants bigtime. The Niners are gonna fucking roll up the Saints (which means they’ll probably win by 7 instead of their customary 4) so if they Giants win, the Championship Game is in SF, which I will be attending. I actually had a ticket to this weekend’s game, but I lost it to my cousin back on Thanksgiving due to an ill-advised bet involving a Sig Sauer 9mm and a half-gallon canister of Mapp gas.

An epic matchup between the leagues best Linebackers Vs the leagues best D linemen!

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]chillain wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I think anyone who thinks it’s only a matter of by how much the Saints win by is the one drinking the Kool-Aid. [/quote]

I don’t disagree. Traditionally, this divisional round is where those rested home squads do well. (and if you bet football for awhile, its easy to argue both sides)

That said, the books opened at Saints by 3.5 and they’re usually not the kool-aid guys and that number hasn’t moved yet…

:)[/quote]

The books opened on Sunday night at Saints minus one. And the point spread is determined EXACTLY by the Kool-Aid drinkers. It’s simply a reflection of the way people are betting and most sports bettors have no fucking clue what they’re betting on. They’re degenerate gamblers too stupid to be good at any other game of chance, so they pick random shit out of a hat for the most part. I mean, how many of these so-called experts were predicting the Niners would even be in this position at the beginning of the year? Not many at all. The Vegas guys gave them horrible odds to earn a first-round bye and they didn’t slowly drop as more and more of these so-called experts bet on the Niners, because they weren’t betting on them.

The point spread has risen as a result of many, many of these people betting on the Saints, which means nothing. It’s at 4 right now. The whole point spread is entirely irrelevant, but I know Jim Harbaugh will use it and anything else he can to further the us vs. them mentality that the Niners have had all year. It’s the only reason it’s relevant in any game.

How many oddsmakers and gamblers were picking the Giants to win the Series last year? Not many. How many picked the Cardinals to win it this year? Even less. How many picked the Giants to beat the Patriots a few years ago? Not many. Shit, I remember when the Niners went into the 1988 Championship game at Chicago. They were double-digit underdogs, which is huge in a Championship Game. No one gave them a chance. Game-time temperature was 23-below. And the Niners rolled them 28-3. So it just goes to show that anyone who points to the point spread as anything but a sign that most people think you won’t win doesn’t know shit. It means nothing. It’s just the reflection of people who don’t know shit about the game.[/quote]

from ESPN.com’s Chad Millman:

While all the matchups of the Divisional Round of the 2011 NFL playoffs are intriguing, from a gambling perspective one stands out: the New Orleans Saints visiting the San Francisco 49ers.

Though we touched on it in this space last week, the Saints and 49ers finished No. 1 and No. 2 respectively in the NFL Sweat Barometer this year (data provided by Sal Selvaggio from MadduxSports.com).

The Saints have struggled on the road this season (4-4 ATS, SB of minus-2.13), with losses to the lowly Tampa Bay Buccaneers and St. Louis Rams, while the Niners have been absolutely dominant at home (7-0-1 ATS, SB of 11.06). The line opened at Saints minus-3.5 and has stayed there, with the total being bumped up from 47 to 47.5. And the public, as expected, is backing the Saints at a 71 percent clip.

The big question is whether San Francisco’s defense can slow down Drew Brees and New Orleans’ offense. The 49ers defense is ranked No. 3 in the NFL by Football Outsiders with a DVOA of minus-10.3 percent and first in the NFL against the run; it only ranks eighth against the pass.

However, Geoff Kulesa of Wunderdog Sports thinks the numbers for San Francisco’s pass defense are a bit misleading.

“The Niners played to a 13-3 record and often had teams put away,” Kulesa says. “They allowed 104 of their 229 points in the fourth quarter! There were a lot of passing yards there, and despite that they allowed just 14.3 ppg.”

One major issue for the 49ers, though, is that according to FO, they rank just 20th in the NFL at defending running backs catching passes out of the backfield, and Darren Sproles is one of the NFL’s best at doing just that.

Although lower-seeded wild-card winners like the Saints, who won and covered at home are only 20-29-1 ATS against higher-seeded opponents per vegasinsider.com, Kulesa sees value with the total – not the line.

“After last week’s game versus Detroit, in which the game sailed way over the 59-point total, this looks like about an easy as an over play, right? Not so fast,” he says. “The big offensive numbers in the Saints’ current 9-0 run, and 9-0 ATS run, have come against eight teams that have defenses ranked 20th or worse. The Saints are averaging 41.6 ppg at home but just 27.3 ppg on the road, a full two-touchdown difference. This total looks enticingly low because of the Saints’ offensive prowess in recent games, but now you know the rest of the story. Play the under.”

I actually hope the Niners win… would just be cool to see that Saints offense go downnnnn.

edit: also I met this Saints fan on a cruise and she was an annoying bitch. Screw her and her love of Brees.

[quote]chillain wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]chillain wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I think anyone who thinks it’s only a matter of by how much the Saints win by is the one drinking the Kool-Aid. [/quote]

I don’t disagree. Traditionally, this divisional round is where those rested home squads do well. (and if you bet football for awhile, its easy to argue both sides)

That said, the books opened at Saints by 3.5 and they’re usually not the kool-aid guys and that number hasn’t moved yet…

:)[/quote]

The books opened on Sunday night at Saints minus one. And the point spread is determined EXACTLY by the Kool-Aid drinkers. It’s simply a reflection of the way people are betting and most sports bettors have no fucking clue what they’re betting on. They’re degenerate gamblers too stupid to be good at any other game of chance, so they pick random shit out of a hat for the most part. I mean, how many of these so-called experts were predicting the Niners would even be in this position at the beginning of the year? Not many at all. The Vegas guys gave them horrible odds to earn a first-round bye and they didn’t slowly drop as more and more of these so-called experts bet on the Niners, because they weren’t betting on them.

The point spread has risen as a result of many, many of these people betting on the Saints, which means nothing. It’s at 4 right now. The whole point spread is entirely irrelevant, but I know Jim Harbaugh will use it and anything else he can to further the us vs. them mentality that the Niners have had all year. It’s the only reason it’s relevant in any game.

How many oddsmakers and gamblers were picking the Giants to win the Series last year? Not many. How many picked the Cardinals to win it this year? Even less. How many picked the Giants to beat the Patriots a few years ago? Not many. Shit, I remember when the Niners went into the 1988 Championship game at Chicago. They were double-digit underdogs, which is huge in a Championship Game. No one gave them a chance. Game-time temperature was 23-below. And the Niners rolled them 28-3. So it just goes to show that anyone who points to the point spread as anything but a sign that most people think you won’t win doesn’t know shit. It means nothing. It’s just the reflection of people who don’t know shit about the game.[/quote]

from ESPN.com’s Chad Millman:

While all the matchups of the Divisional Round of the 2011 NFL playoffs are intriguing, from a gambling perspective one stands out: the New Orleans Saints visiting the San Francisco 49ers.

Though we touched on it in this space last week, the Saints and 49ers finished No. 1 and No. 2 respectively in the NFL Sweat Barometer this year (data provided by Sal Selvaggio from MadduxSports.com).

The Saints have struggled on the road this season (4-4 ATS, SB of minus-2.13), with losses to the lowly Tampa Bay Buccaneers and St. Louis Rams, while the Niners have been absolutely dominant at home (7-0-1 ATS, SB of 11.06). The line opened at Saints minus-3.5 and has stayed there, with the total being bumped up from 47 to 47.5. And the public, as expected, is backing the Saints at a 71 percent clip.

The big question is whether San Francisco’s defense can slow down Drew Brees and New Orleans’ offense. The 49ers defense is ranked No. 3 in the NFL by Football Outsiders with a DVOA of minus-10.3 percent and first in the NFL against the run; it only ranks eighth against the pass.

However, Geoff Kulesa of Wunderdog Sports thinks the numbers for San Francisco’s pass defense are a bit misleading.

“The Niners played to a 13-3 record and often had teams put away,” Kulesa says. “They allowed 104 of their 229 points in the fourth quarter! There were a lot of passing yards there, and despite that they allowed just 14.3 ppg.”

One major issue for the 49ers, though, is that according to FO, they rank just 20th in the NFL at defending running backs catching passes out of the backfield, and Darren Sproles is one of the NFL’s best at doing just that.

Although lower-seeded wild-card winners like the Saints, who won and covered at home are only 20-29-1 ATS against higher-seeded opponents per vegasinsider.com, Kulesa sees value with the total – not the line.

“After last week’s game versus Detroit, in which the game sailed way over the 59-point total, this looks like about an easy as an over play, right? Not so fast,” he says. “The big offensive numbers in the Saints’ current 9-0 run, and 9-0 ATS run, have come against eight teams that have defenses ranked 20th or worse. The Saints are averaging 41.6 ppg at home but just 27.3 ppg on the road, a full two-touchdown difference. This total looks enticingly low because of the Saints’ offensive prowess in recent games, but now you know the rest of the story. Play the under.”[/quote]

I heard on ESPN that the line opened at Saints minus one and that it had gotten all the way to Saints minus four. But that was from Skip Bayless, who has absolutely no clue about anything, so it’s my fault for citing something he said during my discourse on gamblers.

But none of that means anything. I fully agree with the assessment of the Niners’ secondary. They are still the weak link, but perhaps the better way to put it is that they are the least strong link, because to call them weak is inaccurate. Fuck, they’ve got two Pro Bowlers in the secondary, and while I have no clue where they rank in terms of interceptions, I’d bet they’re in the top ten in the NFL in that category.

People forget too that Vic Fangio has always been known as a big blitzer. When he was at Stanford they blitzed all the time. But with the Niners, they’ve played a LOT of coverage, mostly man-under and a two deep zone. Why? Because Fangio knows that they have the sort of front seven that can get to the QB AND stop the run without having to blitz a lot and their secondary is talented enough to cover most receivers without the extra help a lot of blitzing would provide.

That being said, I fully expect to see a lot of blitzing, which means doing something that there isn’t a lot of film on. Brees, like EVERY QB in the NFL, is practically unstoppable with a lot of time to look off DBs and go through his progressions. But when pressured, he only completes about 50% of his passes, which is still best in the league, but he’s a totally different QB. I don’t even think he’ll finish the game, personally.

Can’t wait…

[quote]ddot76 wrote:
Can’t wait…[/quote]

Dude that just has such evil connotations, so Bill and Brady are the devil?

I hope Timmy kicks the shit out of’em!

Hopefully by 8 I’ll be wearing a good drunk & looking for DB’s new avi.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]ddot76 wrote:
Can’t wait…[/quote]

Dude that just has such evil connotations, so Bill and Brady are the devil?[/quote]

Belichick - “grumble, mumble, grumble…I fucked your divorced mother…grumble mumble”

Brady - “so I have HOW many years to pay back the deal, Mr. Devil?”

[quote]PB Andy wrote:
edit: also I met this Saints fan on a cruise and she was an annoying bitch. Screw her and her love of Brees.[/quote]

So you put the moves on her and she resisted, huh?

[quote]scj119 wrote:

[quote]PB Andy wrote:
edit: also I met this Saints fan on a cruise and she was an annoying bitch. Screw her and her love of Brees.[/quote]

So you put the moves on her and she resisted, huh?[/quote]
Nope, my cousin got on that, though… for shame…

Can’t wait for tomorrow. If the Niners can stop the Saints running game from their Nickel formation it would be huge… that would mean we could put Aldon in all day. I think the Niners D-Saints O matchup will be determined a lot by how much pressure the Smith Brothers (Aldon and Justin) get on Brees. Totally stoked for this game and love that Harbaugh is certainly ramping up the “NOBODY BELIEVES IN US” right now. When is the last time a 13-3 team was a 3.5pt dog at home? Seriously.

Only other remotely interesting game is NYG-Pack. I think that could be reeeally close. Pack fell off a bit at the end of the year, Giants are good when healthy and almost beat them before. They have a team that can generate a pass rush without blitzing (like the Niners) which is crucial to beating Brees/Rodgers.

Anyone who disagrees with any of that is wrong.

[quote]scj119 wrote:
Can’t wait for tomorrow. If the Niners can stop the Saints running game from their Nickel formation it would be huge… that would mean we could put Aldon in all day. I think the Niners D-Saints O matchup will be determined a lot by how much pressure the Smith Brothers (Aldon and Justin) get on Brees. Totally stoked for this game and love that Harbaugh is certainly ramping up the “NOBODY BELIEVES IN US” right now. When is the last time a 13-3 team was a 3.5pt dog at home? Seriously.

Only other remotely interesting game is NYG-Pack. I think that could be reeeally close. Pack fell off a bit at the end of the year, Giants are good when healthy and almost beat them before. They have a team that can generate a pass rush without blitzing (like the Niners) which is crucial to beating Brees/Rodgers.

Anyone who disagrees with any of that is wrong.[/quote]

I agree with most of what you said, BUT

I actually think all the games this weekend are probably the best divisional round of games I have seen in a long time.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]scj119 wrote:
Can’t wait for tomorrow. If the Niners can stop the Saints running game from their Nickel formation it would be huge… that would mean we could put Aldon in all day. I think the Niners D-Saints O matchup will be determined a lot by how much pressure the Smith Brothers (Aldon and Justin) get on Brees. Totally stoked for this game and love that Harbaugh is certainly ramping up the “NOBODY BELIEVES IN US” right now. When is the last time a 13-3 team was a 3.5pt dog at home? Seriously.

Only other remotely interesting game is NYG-Pack. I think that could be reeeally close. Pack fell off a bit at the end of the year, Giants are good when healthy and almost beat them before. They have a team that can generate a pass rush without blitzing (like the Niners) which is crucial to beating Brees/Rodgers.

Anyone who disagrees with any of that is wrong.[/quote]

I agree with most of what you said, BUT

I actually think all the games this weekend are probably the best divisional round of games I have seen in a long time. [/quote]

I’m pretty pumped for the Denver Pats game. I REEEEEEEEEEALLY hope that Tebow can pull out a miracle again. That would be amazin! hahaha I absolutely HATED Tebow in college but root fore him big time in the NFL. I hope they can get out to an early lead like they did the first time they played the Pats but keep the turnovers down and pull out the W.

SF is going to shock a lot of people tomorrow and take the 'Aints out. Dont be surprised if you see a fake FG of Punt.