Newbie Alert

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
CoreTex wrote:
Actually, fish and maple syrup is a great postworkout meal: lean protein, quick carbs. The only downside is the taste, but with some imagination it kinda reminds me of a girl I tried this flavored lube with once.

Haha, awesome.

I actually like peach yogurt mixed with tuna.[/quote]

Freak.

[quote]RSGZ wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
CoreTex wrote:
Actually, fish and maple syrup is a great postworkout meal: lean protein, quick carbs. The only downside is the taste, but with some imagination it kinda reminds me of a girl I tried this flavored lube with once.

Haha, awesome.

I actually like peach yogurt mixed with tuna.

Freak.[/quote]

I do not deny this.

I actually had a pancake/waffle fight with my 2 year old last night.

I asked him what he wanted for dinner, he said pancakes. I proceeded to tell him waffles are better and he met my argument by screaming PANCAAAAKES!! This lasted a good 5 minutes. For every solid argument I had for waffles winning the battle all I got was PANCAAAAKES!!

[quote]AngryVader wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Renton wrote:
PMPM - Please. You know there is no debate. Pancakes rule and that’s all there is to it.

The Emperor has no clothes on.

Yeah, he hates it when I pull his robe off as a joke. He usually goes commando.[/quote]

Pictures or it didn’t happen.

Oh wait…never mind.

[quote]bsims80 wrote:
I actually had a pancake/waffle fight with my 2 year old last night.

I asked him what he wanted for dinner, he said pancakes. I proceeded to tell him waffles are better and he met my argument by screaming PANCAAAAKES!! This lasted a good 5 minutes. For every solid argument I had for waffles winning the battle all I got was PANCAAAAKES!! [/quote]

Smart boy. He knows waffles are foo-foo food, intended for prissy girls and nancy boys. A real man would never be caught dead eating waffles.

Besides, pancakes came first. This does not mean that waffles are more evolutionary advanced, though. They are an abominable mutation, a mistake that should never have been made, and now it’s too late to rescue those who have fallen under their evil spell.

Never, EVER let your son eat waffles. Before you know it, he’ll be wearing pantyhose and a tutu, and listening to Barry Manilow.

There’s still time to turn back, before it’s too late.

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Smart boy. He knows waffles are foo-foo food, intended for prissy girls and nancy boys. A real man would never be caught dead eating waffles.
[/quote]

Yes. Clearly only real men eat pancakes.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Yo Momma wrote:
Smart boy. He knows waffles are foo-foo food, intended for prissy girls and nancy boys. A real man would never be caught dead eating waffles.

Yes. Clearly only real men eat pancakes.[/quote]

Yeah. But it’s a “Shirts vs Blouses” basketball game. BASKETBALL!!!

Blouses ruled, and everyone ate pancakes afterward. PANCAKES, BITCHES!!

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Yeah. But it’s a “Shirts vs Blouses” basketball game. BASKETBALL!!!

Blouses ruled, and everyone ate pancakes afterward. PANCAKES, BITCHES!!
[/quote]

Yeah, and if the real men wearing shirts had won (they unfortunately lost because they were all carrying far too much unfunctional muscle), they would’ve allowed everyone to eat waffles.

Instead, everyone had to suffer and eat the syrup-soggy mucus bricks offered by the bitches. shudders

crepes bitches, crepes.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
RSGZ wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
CoreTex wrote:
Actually, fish and maple syrup is a great postworkout meal: lean protein, quick carbs. The only downside is the taste, but with some imagination it kinda reminds me of a girl I tried this flavored lube with once.

Haha, awesome.

I actually like peach yogurt mixed with tuna.

Freak.

I do not deny this.[/quote]

See? She admits to weird and very bad taste. Can anyone now take the waffle argument serially?

[quote]jp_dubya wrote:
crepes bitches, crepes.[/quote]

Oh shut up.

[quote]Renton wrote:
See? She admits to weird and very bad taste. Can anyone now take the waffle argument serially?[/quote]

I suppose you’re right - I do have weird and very bad taste.

I like you, after all.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Renton wrote:
See? She admits to weird and very bad taste. Can anyone now take the waffle argument serially?

I suppose you’re right - I do have weird and very bad taste.

I like you, after all.[/quote]

Oh I see your sneaky game. Being nice to each other eh? Hmmmm - I suppose I can handle it.

Alright, I’ll eat a waffle off your naked body. I won’t enjoy it though. :stuck_out_tongue:

[quote]Renton wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Renton wrote:
Alright, I’ll eat a waffle off your naked body. I won’t enjoy it though. :P[/quote]

Is that because you think girls are icky and just not that into them? :stuck_out_tongue:

[quote]AngryVader wrote:
Renton wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Renton wrote:
Alright, I’ll eat a waffle off your naked body. I won’t enjoy it though. :stuck_out_tongue:

Is that because you think girls are icky and just not that into them? :P[/quote]

I bet it is.

Renton, Football061 will let you eat a pancake off of him, and I know you’ll enjoy it more.

I am bi-doughual

I like them served like this –

Butter
syrup
pancake
waffle
pancake
waffle
pancake
waffle

Being bi-doughual has nothing to do with sexuality by the way…

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Renton wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Renton wrote:
Alright, I’ll eat a waffle off your naked body. I won’t enjoy it though. :stuck_out_tongue:

Is that because you think girls are icky and just not that into them? :stuck_out_tongue:

I bet it is.

Renton, Football061 will let you eat a pancake off of him, and I know you’ll enjoy it more.[/quote]

We’ve already done that - total beginners stuff.

Much better when we involved the goat (well - dk44), the rubber glove and the industrial power sander.

But I digress. Girls are not icky. Well some of them are when you get a meal of cottage cheese that you weren’t expecting but you get my drift.

Now PMPM with a suitable placed pancake that I have to eat through… hmmmm - be right back. Gotta pop to the bathroom…

Pancakes!!

No mere waffle could have driven this boy to such madness…