New Years Drunk!

National geographic commentary Now we see LiveFromThe781 approaching his prey…A young prime example of jchecky… He is talking to the young female… The predator seems holding a grin on his face as the young jchecky seems docile to his advances…

[quote]Bicep_craze wrote:
National geographic commentary Now we see LiveFromThe781 approaching his prey…A young prime example of jchecky… He is talking to the young female… The predator seems holding a grin on his face as the young jchecky seems docile to his advances…[/quote]

Jchenky’s the sort of prey who looks all sweet and delicate and docile until the predator gets too close…

Then she chops off his balls, and gives them to me for my collection.

[quote]jchenky wrote:
Now i’m really confused.

ill be picking you up around 8

Did you upgrade to a tandem bicycle?

i dont know what “tandem” means, im not like your last lame-ass boyfriend; i dont read books and shit but i really fucking like semicolons.

and i guess you misinterperted what i wrote, im not bringing a car or anything, im just going to throw you over my shoulder.

It’s a bike for two.

I like it when he reads.

As for semi-colons, those are cool too.

Where do you plan to take me once you have thrown me over your shoulder?

[/quote]

The hell with live. I’ll throw you over my shoulder and take you wherever you wanna go. You could have whatever you like with me!

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Bicep_craze wrote:
National geographic commentary Now we see LiveFromThe781 approaching his prey…A young prime example of jchecky… He is talking to the young female… The predator seems holding a grin on his face as the young jchecky seems docile to his advances…

Jchenky’s the sort of prey who looks all sweet and delicate and docile until the predator gets too close…

Then she chops off his balls, and gives them to me for my collection.[/quote]

*as we see the young LiveFromThe781 fighting back for his balls, Super Bicep_Craze enters the room to help the poor predator…now turned into a prey… BC with incredible endurance uses THE FORCE ™, as instructed by his mentor Vader and gets back the young male balls…

[quote]Bicep_craze wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Bicep_craze wrote:
National geographic commentary Now we see LiveFromThe781 approaching his prey…A young prime example of jchecky… He is talking to the young female… The predator seems holding a grin on his face as the young jchecky seems docile to his advances…

Jchenky’s the sort of prey who looks all sweet and delicate and docile until the predator gets too close…

Then she chops off his balls, and gives them to me for my collection.

*as we see the young LiveFromThe781 fighting back for his balls, Super Bicep_Craze enters the room to help the poor predator…now turned into a prey… BC with incredible endurance uses THE FORCE ™, as instructed by his mentor Vader and gets back the young male balls… [/quote]

Vader won’t help you get Live’s balls back. That would mean more competition for him. I might just have to take yours too.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Bicep_craze wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Bicep_craze wrote:
National geographic commentary Now we see LiveFromThe781 approaching his prey…A young prime example of jchecky… He is talking to the young female… The predator seems holding a grin on his face as the young jchecky seems docile to his advances…

Jchenky’s the sort of prey who looks all sweet and delicate and docile until the predator gets too close…

Then she chops off his balls, and gives them to me for my collection.

*as we see the young LiveFromThe781 fighting back for his balls, Super Bicep_Craze enters the room to help the poor predator…now turned into a prey… BC with incredible endurance uses THE FORCE ™, as instructed by his mentor Vader and gets back the young male balls…

Vader won’t help you get Live’s balls back. That would mean more competition for him. I might just have to take yours too.[/quote]

You can have mine PMPM but they have to stay attached to me. You can do what you like with them though :).

*Now BC throws the young docile looking…yet surprisingly naughty naughty female jchenky on his shoulders…BC seems safe…as he gulped down a couple of DYNABALLZ ™ where BC BALLZ have became as tough as titanium. Then throws the young jchenky on the floor.

Acts cool while the young female looks at him with puppy eyes, and is off to training. Cuz DYNABALLZ help reduce cortisol and then some…cya :stuck_out_tongue:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Bicep_craze wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Bicep_craze wrote:
National geographic commentary Now we see LiveFromThe781 approaching his prey…A young prime example of jchecky… He is talking to the young female… The predator seems holding a grin on his face as the young jchecky seems docile to his advances…

Jchenky’s the sort of prey who looks all sweet and delicate and docile until the predator gets too close…

Then she chops off his balls, and gives them to me for my collection.

*as we see the young LiveFromThe781 fighting back for his balls, Super Bicep_Craze enters the room to help the poor predator…now turned into a prey… BC with incredible endurance uses THE FORCE ™, as instructed by his mentor Vader and gets back the young male balls…

Vader won’t help you get Live’s balls back. That would mean more competition for him. I might just have to take yours too.[/quote]

HAH! DIDNT EXPECT ME TAKING DYNABALLZ ™ HAH!!! lol off to training cya!!

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Bicep_craze wrote:
National geographic commentary Now we see LiveFromThe781 approaching his prey…A young prime example of jchecky… He is talking to the young female… The predator seems holding a grin on his face as the young jchecky seems docile to his advances…

Jchenky’s the sort of prey who looks all sweet and delicate and docile until the predator gets too close…

Then she chops off his balls, and gives them to me for my collection.[/quote]

I have given PMPM many balls to add to her collection.

[quote]jchenky wrote:
Now i’m really confused.

ill be picking you up around 8

Did you upgrade to a tandem bicycle?

i dont know what “tandem” means, im not like your last lame-ass boyfriend; i dont read books and shit but i really fucking like semicolons.

and i guess you misinterperted what i wrote, im not bringing a car or anything, im just going to throw you over my shoulder.

It’s a bike for two.

I like it when he reads.

As for semi-colons, those are cool too.

Where do you plan to take me once you have thrown me over your shoulder?

[/quote]

a bar or mcdonalds whichevers closer.

[quote]jchenky wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Bicep_craze wrote:
National geographic commentary Now we see LiveFromThe781 approaching his prey…A young prime example of jchecky… He is talking to the young female… The predator seems holding a grin on his face as the young jchecky seems docile to his advances…

Jchenky’s the sort of prey who looks all sweet and delicate and docile until the predator gets too close…

Then she chops off his balls, and gives them to me for my collection.

I have given PMPM many balls to add to her collection.

[/quote]

Oh, this sounds like the making of a cool horror movie…

“Invasion Of The Ball Snatchers”. It could be shot in black and white, then it would be considered ‘arty’.

[quote]jchenky wrote:
Now i’m really confused.

ill be picking you up around 8

Did you upgrade to a tandem bicycle?

i dont know what “tandem” means, im not like your last lame-ass boyfriend; i dont read books and shit but i really fucking like semicolons.

and i guess you misinterperted what i wrote, im not bringing a car or anything, im just going to throw you over my shoulder.

It’s a bike for two.

I like it when he reads.

As for semi-colons, those are cool too.

Where do you plan to take me once you have thrown me over your shoulder?

[/quote]

i would never ride a tandem bicycle i would prob just peg you.

[quote]Bicep_craze wrote:
*Now BC throws the young docile looking…yet surprisingly naughty naughty female jchenky on his shoulders…BC seems safe…as he gulped down a couple of DYNABALLZ ™ where BC BALLZ have became as tough as titanium. Then throws the young jchenky on the floor.

Acts cool while the young female looks at him with puppy eyes, and is off to training. Cuz DYNABALLZ help reduce cortisol and then some…cya :P[/quote]

i heard dynaballz give you gyno and make you use aterisks to signify that you are doing something.

[quote]jchenky wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
jchenky wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
thosebananas wrote:
imhungry wrote:
jchenky wrote:
My bf is possibly not my bf anymore so…I guess we can say inflatable.

Um, i’m confused.

What do you mean?

im excited. :smiley:

im her boyfriend

Now i’m really confused.

ill be picking you up around 8

Did you upgrade to a tandem bicycle?
[/quote]
lold

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
Bicep_craze wrote:
*Now BC throws the young docile looking…yet surprisingly naughty naughty female jchenky on his shoulders…BC seems safe…as he gulped down a couple of DYNABALLZ ™ where BC BALLZ have became as tough as titanium. Then throws the young jchenky on the floor.

Acts cool while the young female looks at him with puppy eyes, and is off to training. Cuz DYNABALLZ help reduce cortisol and then some…cya :stuck_out_tongue:

i heard dynaballz give you gyno and make you use aterisks to signify that you are doing something.[/quote]

uses dynaballz as a cheap method of breast enlargement

Holy crap! It works!

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
Bicep_craze wrote:
*Now BC throws the young docile looking…yet surprisingly naughty naughty female jchenky on his shoulders…BC seems safe…as he gulped down a couple of DYNABALLZ ™ where BC BALLZ have became as tough as titanium. Then throws the young jchenky on the floor.

Acts cool while the young female looks at him with puppy eyes, and is off to training. Cuz DYNABALLZ help reduce cortisol and then some…cya :stuck_out_tongue:

i heard dynaballz give you gyno and make you use aterisks to signify that you are doing something.

uses dynaballz as a cheap method of breast enlargement

Holy crap! It works![/quote]

Without pictures, your fancy advertising has no effect on me.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
Bicep_craze wrote:
*Now BC throws the young docile looking…yet surprisingly naughty naughty female jchenky on his shoulders…BC seems safe…as he gulped down a couple of DYNABALLZ ™ where BC BALLZ have became as tough as titanium. Then throws the young jchenky on the floor.

Acts cool while the young female looks at him with puppy eyes, and is off to training. Cuz DYNABALLZ help reduce cortisol and then some…cya :stuck_out_tongue:

i heard dynaballz give you gyno and make you use aterisks to signify that you are doing something.

uses dynaballz as a cheap method of breast enlargement

Holy crap! It works![/quote]

Give me some of that!

Indeed. Indeed. Hey PMPM wanna see mah chest huh? wanna see? wanna see?

…sorry just back from training. After Deadlifts I’m always a bit ‘in mood’…

Here’s to the women we’ve met, and to the women we’ve fucked,
And to those amongst us who’ve had no such luck.
Here’s to beer in the glass, and vodka in the cup,
Here’s to pokin’ her in the ass, so she won’t get knocked up.
Here’s to all of you, and here’s to me,
together as friends we’ll always be,
but if we should ever disagree,
then FUCK ALL OF YOU, HERE’S TO ME!

[quote]Artem wrote:
Here’s to the women we’ve met, and to the women we’ve fucked,
And to those amongst us who’ve had no such luck.
Here’s to beer in the glass, and vodka in the cup,
Here’s to pokin’ her in the ass, so she won’t get knocked up.
Here’s to all of you, and here’s to me,
together as friends we’ll always be,
but if we should ever disagree,
then FUCK ALL OF YOU, HERE’S TO ME!
[/quote]

dude there is no way i could be drunk and repeat that and have any of it make sense.