i didnt get laid or get my dick sucked…not even by a dude.
i wanted to hook up with this chick but i thought this guy that kept popping up was her boyfriend by like 3:45 i kinda found out he wasnt but owell excuses dont get your dick sucked.
got waaay drunk
then waaay waisted
then lay down and tried to sober up for an hour
poped some anti-oxidants and some r-ALA
and poof was back up and running
too bad the party was LaaaaaaAAAAaaaMe
oh well got today to make up for it heeh[/quote]
Damn this topic was so good you made your first post in it! hahah
Ok so I bought a 5th of grey goose and that cranberry juice. Once we got to my buddies house me and a few people downed the 5th in under under 20 minutes.
I was feeling good we go to this party with older people and I start just hugging random people lol.
Danced with some hot chic. Got horny and my girl was at her sisters house whom lives out in the fuckin boonies (far ass drive ). I’m like fuck it eat some food sober up and get driving. I end up getting lost at like 1:30-2:00 in the morning. Didn’t get there until 3:00 am. She just passed out I was pissed!?@?!
End up not getting any sleep cause her fat best friend is snoring so loud and making like puking sounds at the same time. Uh rough night.
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
Ct. Rockula wrote:
You know Rockula partied last night,i woke up with some chick on a couch in a garage this morning, soaked in liqour,sweat and some other liquids i cant explain
absinthe+lime juice+Monster Energy Drink= the best drink ever! i was fucked up but at the same time wasted
i just figured out the Ct in your name is for “count” and not for “captain”.[/quote]
hahahahaha
really? Captain Rockula?
rofl!
how did you finally figure out that I am the the Count?