[quote]polo77j wrote:
man, what a bunch of puss-bags … big spiders don’t scare me … you can see em coming from mile away … it’s like being a afraid of a water buffalo … what’s really scary are the spiders that crawl on you while you’re asleep every night … now THAT’S creepy
Have a fun sleeping tonight :)[/quote]
Doesn’t the average person eat 3 spiders a year while asleep, because they crawl into your mouth. NICE!![/quote]
I read in National Geographic it was 3 spiders a WEEK!!! And some crawl up your nose!! They look for any dark moist hole so to all you guys who sleep naked … better pucker up your asses while u sleep … never know what kind of spider’s gonna crawl up there
[quote]polo77j wrote:
man, what a bunch of puss-bags … big spiders don’t scare me … you can see em coming from mile away … it’s like being a afraid of a water buffalo … what’s really scary are the spiders that crawl on you while you’re asleep every night … now THAT’S creepy
Have a fun sleeping tonight :)[/quote]
Doesn’t the average person eat 3 spiders a year while asleep, because they crawl into your mouth. NICE!![/quote]
The fact that this thing was only JUST discovered, and lives in Middle Eastern sand dunes, I’d guess that means you’re safe from it sitting in your living room in Florida.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
man, what a bunch of puss-bags … big spiders don’t scare me … you can see em coming from mile away … it’s like being a afraid of a water buffalo … what’s really scary are the spiders that crawl on you while you’re asleep every night … now THAT’S creepy
Have a fun sleeping tonight :)[/quote]
Doesn’t the average person eat 3 spiders a year while asleep, because they crawl into your mouth. NICE!![/quote]
I read in National Geographic it was 3 spiders a WEEK!!! And some crawl up your nose!! They look for any dark moist hole so to all you guys who sleep naked … better pucker up your asses while u sleep … never know what kind of spider’s gonna crawl up there[/quote]
I heard your girlfriend pulled a spider out of her vagina once.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
man, what a bunch of puss-bags … big spiders don’t scare me … you can see em coming from mile away … it’s like being a afraid of a water buffalo … what’s really scary are the spiders that crawl on you while you’re asleep every night … now THAT’S creepy
Have a fun sleeping tonight :)[/quote]
Doesn’t the average person eat 3 spiders a year while asleep, because they crawl into your mouth. NICE!![/quote]
I read in National Geographic it was 3 spiders a WEEK!!! And some crawl up your nose!! They look for any dark moist hole so to all you guys who sleep naked … better pucker up your asses while u sleep … never know what kind of spider’s gonna crawl up there[/quote]
I heard your girlfriend pulled a spider out of her vagina once.[/quote]
yea … actually I found it … let’s just say I haven’t gone downtown since
[quote]polo77j wrote:
man, what a bunch of puss-bags … big spiders don’t scare me … you can see em coming from mile away … it’s like being a afraid of a water buffalo … what’s really scary are the spiders that crawl on you while you’re asleep every night … now THAT’S creepy
Have a fun sleeping tonight :)[/quote]
Doesn’t the average person eat 3 spiders a year while asleep, because they crawl into your mouth. NICE!![/quote]
[quote]VealChop wrote:
The fact that this thing was only JUST discovered, and lives in Middle Eastern sand dunes, I’d guess that means you’re safe from it sitting in your living room in Florida.[/quote]
This is going to sound like BS, but I actually saw a spider looking exactly like this during my basic training here in Croatia. It was fucking huge, too. I distinctly remember the desert camo looking colors.
One of the guys I was with at the time threw a big rock at it, hurting it’s leg, and the damned thing limped away. I never thought spiders could LIMP (we don’t have big spiders around these parts).
Now I wonder if I should report this to local biologists or something. This was back in 2004.
[quote]VealChop wrote:
The fact that this thing was only JUST discovered, and lives in Middle Eastern sand dunes, I’d guess that means you’re safe from it sitting in your living room in Florida.[/quote]
This is going to sound like BS, but I actually saw a spider looking exactly like this during my basic training here in Croatia. It was fucking huge, too. I distinctly remember the desert camo looking colors. One of the guys I was with at the time threw a big rock at it, hurting it’s leg, and the damned thing limped away. I never thought spiders could LIMP (we don’t have big spiders around these parts).
Now I wonder if I should report this to local biologists or something. This was back in 2004.[/quote]
Yea, it limped to PMPM’s house and lives under her bed now…
[quote]VealChop wrote:
The fact that this thing was only JUST discovered, and lives in Middle Eastern sand dunes, I’d guess that means you’re safe from it sitting in your living room in Florida.[/quote]
This is going to sound like BS, but I actually saw a spider looking exactly like this during my basic training here in Croatia. It was fucking huge, too. I distinctly remember the desert camo looking colors. One of the guys I was with at the time threw a big rock at it, hurting it’s leg, and the damned thing limped away. I never thought spiders could LIMP (we don’t have big spiders around these parts).
Now I wonder if I should report this to local biologists or something. This was back in 2004.[/quote]
Yea, it limped to PMPM’s house and lives in her vagina now…[/quote]
Fixed. Ha!
My cats love to eat spiders, I think it’s how they get high.
[quote]VealChop wrote:
The fact that this thing was only JUST discovered, and lives in Middle Eastern sand dunes, I’d guess that means you’re safe from it sitting in your living room in Florida.[/quote]
This is going to sound like BS, but I actually saw a spider looking exactly like this during my basic training here in Croatia. It was fucking huge, too. I distinctly remember the desert camo looking colors. One of the guys I was with at the time threw a big rock at it, hurting it’s leg, and the damned thing limped away. I never thought spiders could LIMP (we don’t have big spiders around these parts).
Now I wonder if I should report this to local biologists or something. This was back in 2004.[/quote]
Yea, it limped to PMPM’s house and lives in her vagina now…[/quote]
Fixed. Ha!
My cats love to eat spiders, I think it’s how they get high.[/quote]
[quote]VealChop wrote:
The fact that this thing was only JUST discovered, and lives in Middle Eastern sand dunes, I’d guess that means you’re safe from it sitting in your living room in Florida.[/quote]
This is going to sound like BS, but I actually saw a spider looking exactly like this during my basic training here in Croatia. It was fucking huge, too. I distinctly remember the desert camo looking colors. One of the guys I was with at the time threw a big rock at it, hurting it’s leg, and the damned thing limped away. I never thought spiders could LIMP (we don’t have big spiders around these parts).
Now I wonder if I should report this to local biologists or something. This was back in 2004.[/quote]
Yea, it limped to PMPM’s house and lives in her vagina now…[/quote]
Fixed. Ha!
My cats love to eat spiders, I think it’s how they get high.[/quote]
[quote]steadfastred wrote:
"Most of Cerbalus aravensis’s habits remain a mystery, but the researchers say it is nocturnal and most active during the blazing summer heat. The spider lives in an underground den, hidden by a door that swings upwards to welcome unsuspecting prey like lizards and insects. To make the camouflage door, the spider patches together bits of sand.
The researchers believe the spider uses a ‘sit-and-wait’ hunting strategy, biding its time till prey approach, Shanas said."
[quote]VealChop wrote:
The fact that this thing was only JUST discovered, and lives in Middle Eastern sand dunes, I’d guess that means you’re safe from it sitting in your living room in Florida.[/quote]
This is going to sound like BS, but I actually saw a spider looking exactly like this during my basic training here in Croatia. It was fucking huge, too. I distinctly remember the desert camo looking colors. One of the guys I was with at the time threw a big rock at it, hurting it’s leg, and the damned thing limped away. I never thought spiders could LIMP (we don’t have big spiders around these parts).
Now I wonder if I should report this to local biologists or something. This was back in 2004.[/quote]
Yea, it limped to PMPM’s house and lives in her vagina now…[/quote]
Fixed. Ha!
My cats love to eat spiders, I think it’s how they get high.[/quote]
is that why it’s in your vagina now?[/quote]
I think I have to tap out now.[/quote]
It’s been fun PMPM … I think the score is still in your favor unfortunately
[quote]VealChop wrote:
The fact that this thing was only JUST discovered, and lives in Middle Eastern sand dunes, I’d guess that means you’re safe from it sitting in your living room in Florida.[/quote]
This is going to sound like BS, but I actually saw a spider looking exactly like this during my basic training here in Croatia. It was fucking huge, too. I distinctly remember the desert camo looking colors. One of the guys I was with at the time threw a big rock at it, hurting it’s leg, and the damned thing limped away. I never thought spiders could LIMP (we don’t have big spiders around these parts).
Now I wonder if I should report this to local biologists or something. This was back in 2004.[/quote]
Yea, it limped to PMPM’s house and lives in her vagina now…[/quote]
Fixed. Ha!
My cats love to eat spiders, I think it’s how they get high.[/quote]
[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
Yeah only 5.5" across. It’s like having half of a Subway sand which! I heard there are ones bigger than a dinner plate but creeps me out.
Look at it this way guys, we are protein pulsing while we sleep buy eating them! [/quote]
the bigger than a dinner plate ones are called bird eating spiders.
