Neck Got Too Big

You could also buy clothes that fit.

[quote]spar4tee wrote:
You could also buy clothes that fit.[/quote]

well what happens if you neck is bigger then normal if I go up a size its too long on my arms and and then it looks stupid so what about that hmmmm ?? its not as simple as just getting a bigger shirt don’t you think I have tried that already

I’m worried my wife will discover my girlfriend is pregnant. Suggestions?

[quote]Mikey1007 wrote:
well what happens if you neck is bigger then normal if I go up a size its too long on my arms and and then it looks stupid so what about that hmmmm ?? its not as simple as just getting a bigger shirt don’t you think I have tried that already [/quote]
You do realize that they make button up long sleeve shirts with different sized necks right? You may not find those at Wal Mart

[quote]Mikey1007 wrote:
well what happens if you neck is bigger then normal if I go up a size its too long on my arms and and then it looks stupid so what about that hmmmm ?? its not as simple as just getting a bigger shirt don’t you think I have tried that already [/quote]
How big is your neck?

Its like 17 inches I believe and im short that’s the problem

[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]Mikey1007 wrote:
well what happens if you neck is bigger then normal if I go up a size its too long on my arms and and then it looks stupid so what about that hmmmm ?? its not as simple as just getting a bigger shirt don’t you think I have tried that already [/quote]
How big is your neck?[/quote]

It seems to vary going by his statement that you quoted.
He says it is bigger, then normal. How it does that I could only guess.

[quote]Mikey1007 wrote:
Its like 17 inches I believe and im short that’s the problem [/quote]
This thread is now closed. It will be reopened when you have at least a 20" neck.

Tailored shirt. Alternatively, tear the groin in a pair of pants and wear those as a shirt.

17" is not a big neck, but go to an upscale mens shop and buy a shirt that fits ie- they will measure you including your neck size and you will have a shirt that will button. I can’t believe someone would go on a forum and ask about getting a shirt to button like it a big problem.

Foam roll it.

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[quote]theBird wrote:
Foam roll it.

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na, I think blood flow restriction training is the better option for this guy

[quote]ironman4850 wrote:
17" is not a big neck, but go to an upscale mens shop and buy a shirt that fits ie- they will measure you including your neck size and you will have a shirt that will button. I can’t believe someone would go on a forum and ask about getting a shirt to button like it a big problem.[/quote]

I’m a little confused by this as well. I’ve never bought a dress shirt that wasn’t sized according to neck circumference and sleeve length (i.e. 17.5"x39"). I had no idea this was a problem. It’d be like a short, fat guy complaining that if he gets jeans that fit him in the waist, they’re too long.

No need to go to a high end store. Even walmart sells dress shirts by both neck circumference and sleeve length. I have a big neck (by OP’s standards) and short arms and have no problem finding shirts.

I don’t know I guess I’m the only one that feels like they are choking when the very top button is buttoned .

[quote]biker wrote:
I’m worried my wife will discover my girlfriend is pregnant. Suggestions?[/quote]

Convert to Mormon or Muslim and have them become sister wives.

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
I’m not sure what I should do for a career. I want to make good money, but I don’t want to spend too much time at work because I have a lot of other stuff to do. What do you guys think would be a good job for someone like me?[/quote]

No one expects a female hit man. You could show a little leg, lure the subject in, and WHAM. Use a .22 revolver with a suppressor.

Also, with wigs, etc, it’s much easier for women to radically change appearances.

[quote]Nards wrote:
Can anyone recommend some heavy metal music to work out to?[/quote]

Barry Manilow or perhaps Neil Diamond.

[quote]Mikey1007 wrote:
Hey everyone im new to this site and im looking for some advice. I can’t seem to button the top button on my dress shirts anymore anyone have any advice on what I can do ?[/quote]

You probably have thyroid cancer. Makes the throat bigger.

Get a good custom shirt, as its always a shame when the corpse has an ill-fitting shirt.