My Job & Why I Hate My Colleagues

Haha, this is so awesome.

Well done, OP.

Very well played…

/applaud

[quote]anonym wrote:
I wonder how many people are going to read it, not get it, and post a serious response about what a judgmental prick the OP is.[/quote]

I almost climbed onto a high horse for this one, but then reached the final sentence and all was made clear.

[quote]Marlind wrote:
The next chick is exactly the opposite. She is probably one of the smartest person on the planet. He career oppertunities are endless, yet she is here with us. She is like a -10 on a scale of 1 to 10. I’m not sure she even showers, muchless shaves her ‘womanly’ parts. I think is a lesbain, every time we drive by a Home Depot she moans like she is creaming her panties.[/quote]

I’d go there…

300 points for Griffindor!!

I think you all skipped over a serious response.

[quote]Rockscar wrote:
I’m sure they all have very high opinions of you, because, you know, you are great![/quote]

Fucking lol

:smiley:

What a judgmental prick.
You aren’t allowed to be condescending if you wear an orange ascot.

Prick.

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
I think you all skipped over a serious response.[/quote]

I was thinking the same thing…

Good done OP!

[quote]Rockscar wrote:
I’m sure they all have very high opinions of you, because, you know, you are great![/quote]

hahahahahahaha

This is really good

very funny!

Wait. I thought Daphne was sucking Fred’s dick…that’s why they always split up together, right?

[quote]angus_beef wrote:
lolol… Love it ! …

When you spoke about the really hot chick and the boss keeping her around i started thinking secretary (office job). Then you spoke about the guy bringing his dog to work, and i was thinking what office job allows you to bring a HUGE dog to work. You had me going until the last line. 2 thumbs ![/quote]

Actually loads of pet-related companies (ie pet food and such= let ya bring your pet to work… altho mainly its dogs. Cos i can’t see a hamster or a cat staying chill all day long in ur office

I was thinking, wow you work with shaggy and scooby, and then I got to the last line. Good one.

But wouldn’t you be Fred, the boss keeping the hot chick around?

A+, would read again

That was pretty good if you wrote it.

<3 Copypasta