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Here I sit same as ever
Took a dump, pulled the lever
The toilet clogged, the water flowed
Look out world its a motherload

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[quote]MartyMonster wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
Vikings discovered Canada.

then left.[/quote]

One theory why the Vikings left was Lactose Intolerance amongst the locals. The story goes that soon after landing the Vikings made contact with the local tribes and being good hosts and traders gave away a lot of free samples.

One of which was fresh cows milk.

Of course none of the locals had drunk milk since they were infants, so none could process it. About two hours later the ‘shit hit the fan’ so to speak. They thought that those white bastards must have poisoned us…and the rest is history.

Or at least a more entertaining version of history…which is good enough in my book.[/quote]

I like that version the best!

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[quote]MartyMonster wrote:

So what we learn from this is when in doubt…BOOBIES! [/quote]

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100 internets to whomever can tell me what movie you can see this in.

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[quote]Nards wrote:
100 internets to whomever can tell me what movie you can see this in.[/quote]

I think that’s the shirt Arnold bought in Twins.

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That’s right!
Um, you now have 100 more internets.

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[quote]super saiyan wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
100 internets to whomever can tell me what movie you can see this in.[/quote]

I think that’s the shirt Arnold bought in Twins.[/quote]

Found the clip.

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And I found this for you!

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[quote]Nards wrote:
That’s right!
Um, you now have 100 more internets.[/quote]

I’m rich! Hahahahaha. I just quit my job. I won’t have to worry about a thing for the rest of my life. Thank you Nards.

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Plenty more where that came from!

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Wore my jeans for the first time in months and they didn’t fit… That’s a good thing and a bad thing.

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Call me when your sister is without pants(collect is OK).

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Tom Petty is overrated.

I’m not a fan of the Beatles, but sometimes they’re okay.

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The wife and I are riding in this

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http://www.lonestarrally.com/?utm_source=getresponse&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=lsrnews&utm_content=Lone+Star+Rally+Newsletter+10%2F12%2F12

Anybody else going?

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When I was younger, wearing socks with holes in them didn’t bother me in the slightest. Now it significantly irritates me.

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[quote]super saiyan wrote:
When I was younger, wearing socks with holes in them didn’t bother me in the slightest. Now it significantly irritates me.[/quote]

So are you going on a holey war?

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]super saiyan wrote:
When I was younger, wearing socks with holes in them didn’t bother me in the slightest. Now it significantly irritates me.[/quote]

So are you going on a holey war?[/quote]

Yes, don’t get cotton the middle of it.

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i used to hate to wear short socks, or socks that didnt have enough elastic at the top when I was young.

now I hate it if they are long, and/or are too tight at the top.

I also eat onions now.

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[quote]Edgy wrote:
i used to hate to wear short socks, or socks that didnt have enough elastic at the top when I was young.

now I hate it if they are long, and/or are too tight at the top.

I also eat onions now.[/quote]

I was like that too. I’d love to find some loose socks.

I used to (when I was 7 or 8) crush all my potato chips to tiny little pieces before I ate them, and I would drink my Coke flat…I would shake the bottle, then slowly let the fizz out. I don’t do either of those things anymore as it was stupid.