I wanna be as buff as Satan. Maybe he’ll be my training partner? Or at least give me tips.
[quote]Makavali wrote:
I wanna be as buff as Satan. Maybe he’ll be my training partner? Or at least give me tips.[/quote]
Careful, dude. He’s The Master of Bad Advices.
Nah, he’s not that bad. Him and his wife come over every Thursday for poker. Nice guy.
Wife’s a bitch though.
I don’t think Satan would allow a bunch of Roman soldiers to nail his ass to a cross, he would have crushed their heads in between his biceps and pecs
[quote]electric_eales wrote:
I don’t think Satan would allow a bunch of Roman soldiers to nail his ass to a cross, he would have crushed their heads in between his biceps and pecs[/quote]
Except for the fact that that was the whole point…
You know,there wouldn’t be so many people interested in Satan if they didn’t make him look so badass.
Lol, Even in movies, the devil’s always so damn buff!
S
[quote]The Mighty Stu wrote:
Lol, Even in movies, the devil’s always so damn buff!
S
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No doubt! He was a fuckin’ beast in the South Park movie.
[quote]dirtbag wrote:
Someone has gone off the deep end!![/quote]
What else is new…
It’s all really inspiring though, Id like to know what makes lunatics think. This is just another piece of the puzzle.
Btw, you know that the people who run the site are fat and fugly too.
[quote]BluePfaltz wrote:
dirtbag wrote:
Someone has gone off the deep end!!
What else is new…
It’s all really inspiring though, Id like to know what makes lunatics think. This is just another piece of the puzzle.
Btw, you know that the people who run the site are fat and fugly too. [/quote]
They’re just afraid that when the meek inherit the Earth we’ll beat them up and take it from them.
[quote]will to power wrote:
BluePfaltz wrote:
dirtbag wrote:
Btw, you know that the people who run the site are fat and fugly too.
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Hehe, that is exactly what I was thinking while I was watching this video: http://www.musclemissions.org/public/164.cfm .
The guy sounds like he is having a hard time breathing while he is talking.
Whatever though, when he was a kid some guy with 14 inch arms probably beat him up and stole his juice money.
I just watched some of their vids (youtube link)… I cannot belive how insanely delusional this idiot is.
S
oh fuck, someone has discovered our cult and our true mission…we have to stop them at once! !!
-how did you guys find their videos?
How many people have wrote to them so far?
I just sent a message looking forward to a reply.
This guy is not how I imagined the founder to look like to be honest
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I was expecting some proper 120lb jealous weakling to be behind all this
[quote]Neuromancer wrote:
ahzaz wrote:
pookie wrote:
Satan is rather buff.
Isnt that the star of david? So jews are devils too?
The Star of David has six points.That’s a pentagram,a pagan symbol that Chritian fundamentalist have shamelessly tried to promote as ‘Satanic’.[/quote]
Actually it was Crowley and the satanists that promoted the symbol as satanic.