Movie That Shoulda' Sucked...


Should’ve posted this sooner - 13: Game of Death aka 13: Beloved:

A Thai-American salesman gets fired and receives a phone call inviting him to participate in a game that will be broadcast on the internet. The rules are simple: he will be challenged to complete a total of 13 tasks - for each task he accepts and completes successfully, a sum of money will be deposited in his bank account.

Every successive task earns more cash, but also carries greater risk. The game will only end if he tells somebody about the game, if he fails a challenge, or if he chooses not to continue (in which case he loses all the money he has earned up until then).

Gives new meaning to the phrase “shit eating grin”.

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Stern wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Stern wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

Another film from the director of Oldboy that I enjoyed was Thirst. It’s about a Catholic priest who volunteers as a test subject for an experimental vaccine and becomes a vampire.

It is slightly bonkers, and the switches from horror to comedy are so abrupt that you may not realize it at first (had to rewind a few times because there is some very subtle comic dialogue going on in some very dark visual situations).

The effects, showing the priest’s growing vampire abilities, were great. [/quote]

Just watched this last night and really enjoyed it! Tae-ju is absolutely bonkers and I found myself sickly cheering for her towards the end. Very well done and as you say - lots of curiously funny dialogue. Still not sure what to make of the ‘ghostly husband’ thing they kept experiencing, but that’s that crazy Korean for you ^^

Cheers for the recommend!

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No problem, Stern.

[Thirst spoilers]

I think the ghost is supposed to represent the priest’s guilt at having killed an innocent man. Tae-Ju tricks him into thinking he beat her. She got even worse after Sang-hyeon turned her. Imagine spending an eternity with that! I felt sorry for him by the end.

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/Spoilers cont…

I thought that too but then why would she also be seeing him? The scene where they’re shagging - they both appear to be aware he’s between them and there are a few scenes where each of them, individually, have to deal with the ‘haunt’, for lack of a better word. I assumed it was psychological at first but then it seemed they were sharing the same vision at times; unless of course that was her again playing along…

I did feel sorry for him but at the same time she seemed so batshit insane that she made an excellent vampire/killer. She just fell in to the assumed role perfectly. ^^

/End Spoiler[/quote]

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It could be just a very abstract way of showing their internal states: the ghost isn’t really ‘there’, it’s just a way of showing how the husband’s death both torments Sang-hyeon and delights Tae-ju to think that she made him a killer (I think she had such a hold over Sang at that point, he’d have committed the murder whether he was a vampire or not. In fact, I think it was his human side that was responsible, in this case, not his vampire instincts).

I’d prefer to think of it that way rather than as a straight haunting. That’s just my take on it. S-H was tormented enough by T-J and his vows of priesthood without the need for a ghost vying for his pound of flesh.

Blood-sucking did come (super)naturally to her, but she revelled in his misery every night. She basically did the exact opposite of what he wanted. Kind of takes the edge off immortality. The worm turned in the end, though.

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Then again, I know nothing about Korean ghosts. If they’re anything like Japanese ghosts, my interpretation is totally off (I should add that I’m not a ghostist; they are all equally scary).

Attack The Block

[quote]MeGusta wrote:
Ichi The Killer.

Pretty odd movie. I enjoyed it. But still quite odd.

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Ichi rules ass! Those Japs sure know how to make a superior slasher/horror flick. Kind of a shame really, America invented slasher/horror, and now the best horror flicks are all being done overseas.

If any of you are into revenge flicks, check our Seven Days. French flick, brief synopsis: Surgeon’s daughter is kidnapped, raped, and killed. Surgeon finds him and goes to motherfucking town on his ass. And yes, he uses his surgeon skills on him. Great revenge flick.

[quote]MeGusta wrote:
Ichi The Killer.

Pretty odd movie. I enjoyed it. But still quite odd.

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it’s here on my HD, i’m just finishing some series to start watching.

[quote]MeGusta wrote:
Chocolate.

If you decide to rent/buy it - be sure to check out the bloopers/cut scenes. It really opens your eyes at how dangerous it was to film this movie.

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Is it about the girl who have an awesome learning ability and she learns jeet kune do and muay thai?

As soon as i finished watching Ong Bak 2( i hate it because of the cliffhanger rushed ending) he recommended me Chocolate, the trailer seems fun.

[quote]kaisermetal wrote:

[quote]MeGusta wrote:
Chocolate.

If you decide to rent/buy it - be sure to check out the bloopers/cut scenes. It really opens your eyes at how dangerous it was to film this movie.

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Is it about the girl who have an awesome learning ability and she learns jeet kune do and muay thai?

As soon as i finished watching Ong Bak 2( i hate it because of the cliffhanger rushed ending) he recommended me Chocolate, the trailer seems fun.[/quote]

Yup. Its about an autistic girl who ends up stomping ass all over whatever-rice-eating-country-they-happen-to-be-in. She used a lot of styles, Jeet, Muay Thai, TKD, a weird for of Capoeira, etc.

Builds up a little slows and has a few overly-drawn out lulls, but over all a damn good ninja flick.

I wasn’t expecting very much from Ichi The Killer, thought it was all hype, but the bodybuilding part was golden for me.

Totally recommended.

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Stern wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Stern wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

Another film from the director of Oldboy that I enjoyed was Thirst. It’s about a Catholic priest who volunteers as a test subject for an experimental vaccine and becomes a vampire.

It is slightly bonkers, and the switches from horror to comedy are so abrupt that you may not realize it at first (had to rewind a few times because there is some very subtle comic dialogue going on in some very dark visual situations).

The effects, showing the priest’s growing vampire abilities, were great. [/quote]

Just watched this last night and really enjoyed it! Tae-ju is absolutely bonkers and I found myself sickly cheering for her towards the end. Very well done and as you say - lots of curiously funny dialogue. Still not sure what to make of the ‘ghostly husband’ thing they kept experiencing, but that’s that crazy Korean for you ^^

Cheers for the recommend!

[/quote]

No problem, Stern.

[Thirst spoilers]

I think the ghost is supposed to represent the priest’s guilt at having killed an innocent man. Tae-Ju tricks him into thinking he beat her. She got even worse after Sang-hyeon turned her. Imagine spending an eternity with that! I felt sorry for him by the end.

[/spoilers]

[/quote]

/Spoilers cont…

I thought that too but then why would she also be seeing him? The scene where they’re shagging - they both appear to be aware he’s between them and there are a few scenes where each of them, individually, have to deal with the ‘haunt’, for lack of a better word. I assumed it was psychological at first but then it seemed they were sharing the same vision at times; unless of course that was her again playing along…

I did feel sorry for him but at the same time she seemed so batshit insane that she made an excellent vampire/killer. She just fell in to the assumed role perfectly. ^^

/End Spoiler[/quote]

[spoilers]

It could be just a very abstract way of showing their internal states: the ghost isn’t really ‘there’, it’s just a way of showing how the husband’s death both torments Sang-hyeon and delights Tae-ju to think that she made him a killer (I think she had such a hold over Sang at that point, he’d have committed the murder whether he was a vampire or not. In fact, I think it was his human side that was responsible, in this case, not his vampire instincts).

I’d prefer to think of it that way rather than as a straight haunting. That’s just my take on it. S-H was tormented enough by T-J and his vows of priesthood without the need for a ghost vying for his pound of flesh.

Blood-sucking did come (super)naturally to her, but she revelled in his misery every night. She basically did the exact opposite of what he wanted. Kind of takes the edge off immortality. The worm turned in the end, though.

[/spoilers]

[/quote]

Then again, I know nothing about Korean ghosts. If they’re anything like Japanese ghosts, my interpretation is totally off (I should add that I’m not a ghostist; they are all equally scary).

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This was my thought too. Though you’re likely right and it’s a manifestation of guilt - you never know with Asian horror; supernatural deaths could have supernatural consequences!

Guess we’ll have to leave it at “open to interpretation” =)

[quote]kaisermetal wrote:
I wasn’t expecting very much from Ichi The Killer, thought it was all hype, but the bodybuilding part was golden for me.

Totally recommended.[/quote]

I wasn’t crazily impressed by the movie, but yes, the bodybuilder was da bomb.

I just saw a direct to DVD comic inspired movie Dylan Dogg it stars Routh as a detective who works as special agent for the living dead, vampires, werewolves, and zombies. The FX aren’t great the acting is ok but the story is decent and it’s nice that Routh is trying to get work I felt he was wrongly criticized for Superman Returns he was given a mediocare script and honestly if someone offered you x millions of dollars because you looked like the old Superman you would probably take it too

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:
I just saw a direct to DVD comic inspired movie Dylan Dogg it stars Routh as a detective who works as special agent for the living dead, vampires, werewolves, and zombies. The FX aren’t great the acting is ok but the story is decent and it’s nice that Routh is trying to get work I felt he was wrongly criticized for Superman Returns he was given a mediocare script and honestly if someone offered you x millions of dollars because you looked like the old Superman you would probably take it too[/quote]

I’m sorry, but the entire Superman Returns movie was shit. They made him look about as weak as possible and tried to cash in on what I assume was the casting directors fantasy off a dream man.

Whatever it was, it wasn’t Superman. I personally think Routh can’t act at all and I have seen him in other movies.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:
I just saw a direct to DVD comic inspired movie Dylan Dogg it stars Routh as a detective who works as special agent for the living dead, vampires, werewolves, and zombies. The FX aren’t great the acting is ok but the story is decent and it’s nice that Routh is trying to get work I felt he was wrongly criticized for Superman Returns he was given a mediocare script and honestly if someone offered you x millions of dollars because you looked like the old Superman you would probably take it too[/quote]

I personally think Routh can’t act at all and I have seen him in other movies.[/quote]

What other movies X prior to the Supershit? Personally I didnt know the guy at all.

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:
I just saw a direct to DVD comic inspired movie Dylan Dogg it stars Routh as a detective who works as special agent for the living dead, vampires, werewolves, and zombies. The FX aren’t great the acting is ok but the story is decent and it’s nice that Routh is trying to get work I felt he was wrongly criticized for Superman Returns he was given a mediocare script and honestly if someone offered you x millions of dollars because you looked like the old Superman you would probably take it too[/quote]

I personally think Routh can’t act at all and I have seen him in other movies.[/quote]

What other movies X prior to the Supershit? Personally I didnt know the guy at all.[/quote]

He was in that “Fear Itself” series on tv. I saw him in one of those episodes on Netflix last week. His acting sucked then just like it did in that movie.

They limited his acting roles…BECAUSE HE CAN’T ACT, not because of the script alone.

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:
I just saw a direct to DVD comic inspired movie Dylan Dogg it stars Routh as a detective who works as special agent for the living dead, vampires, werewolves, and zombies. The FX aren’t great the acting is ok but the story is decent and it’s nice that Routh is trying to get work I felt he was wrongly criticized for Superman Returns he was given a mediocare script and honestly if someone offered you x millions of dollars because you looked like the old Superman you would probably take it too[/quote]

I personally think Routh can’t act at all and I have seen him in other movies.[/quote]

What other movies X prior to the Supershit? Personally I didnt know the guy at all.[/quote]
Gay dude in Zach and Miri, Vegan boyfriend 4 in Scott Pilgrim are two I can think of

^ Thanks I needed to know what to avoid. No point in sucking the life out of me like that movie did.

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:
I just saw a direct to DVD comic inspired movie Dylan Dogg it stars Routh as a detective who works as special agent for the living dead, vampires, werewolves, and zombies. The FX aren’t great the acting is ok but the story is decent and it’s nice that Routh is trying to get work I felt he was wrongly criticized for Superman Returns he was given a mediocare script and honestly if someone offered you x millions of dollars because you looked like the old Superman you would probably take it too[/quote]

I personally think Routh can’t act at all and I have seen him in other movies.[/quote]

What other movies X prior to the Supershit? Personally I didnt know the guy at all.[/quote]
Gay dude in Zach and Miri, Vegan boyfriend 4 in Scott Pilgrim are two I can think of[/quote]

If I didn’t already know that Routh was in Scott Pilgrim, I’d never have realized it was him - and I don’t mean that in a good way. Thomas Jane’s cameo was far more memorable.

…and all of that means they chose Routh INSPITE of the fact that he can’t act.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
INSPITE of the fact that he can’t act.[/quote]

Come to think of it, Chris Evans played one of the other evil exes in the movie and he also outclassed Brandon Routh, with more or less an equally-sized role. Even when an actor can’t act they usually entertain in other ways; they have some undefinable quality that makes you forget they can’t act and allows you to watch the movie anyway (e.g. Keanu).

The simple fact is that Routh doesn’t have the chops to carry a movie. I don’t feel I’m being unnecessarily harsh in saying that; he was given the opportunity and he didn’t deliver. It’s not because of bad writing or direction either, people forget Chris Reeve was an unknown when he was cast in Superman and he maintained his dignity even in dreck like Superman IV. That’s the mark of a good actor. Even Gene Hackman got shit for that.

Frostbiten aka Frostbite aka Frostbitten:

Swedish vampire flick. A cross between Dead Snow and Fright Night.