Movie Badasses

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[quote]Classy_Cojones wrote:
UtahLama wrote:
Classy_Cojones wrote:
UtahLama wrote:
Classy_Cojones wrote:
dmanor wrote:
TACHICK.

I think she’s funny, although maybe I have a twisted sense of humour? Who cares?

She obviously has gone through some traumatic shit lately so I don’t blame her, let her get it out man.

IYou think guys who can only talk about “yeah man, I’d do that Jessica Biel sooo hard, let me tell you about it, and that other chick too, you know how bad I’d fuck her” are any more interesting?

First of all, if you actually had the right attributes, and you’d get to fuck Biel, you wouldn’t be sharing your story online. You’d have a big cocky grin on your face while fucking some other cool chick.

And if you did fuck Biel and all you could do was talk about it, you’d still be a boring loser.

Which is what TACHICK is.

Umm…

Not that I enjoy six consecutive posts by TACHICK, one with all her points would be better.

However, your sniveling is getting on my nerves, put the pipe down and shut the fuck up.

If the internet is so lame, why are you writing 200 word bitch fests about what other people are doing?

Again, contribute to the thread or be quiet.

Who the fuck cares about your nerves?

And look up sniveling before you use it, or check your reading comprehension.

The internet isn’t lame. TACHICK and her posse of three wankers and a half, that’s who’s lame.

Hey Nut Sack,

Here you go…

Sniveling = whining in a tearful manner.

Quit whining and go back to your Warcraft chat room.

How cute, you did a google search. I know you did, darling.

Don’t worry though, the day I start doing anything in a tearful manner, I’ll fly out the window and hit the ground hard. So as long as I’m posting here, it’s not tearful.

Buh-bye now. [/quote]

I’m sorry I thought you were a guy, my apologies. I try to avoid arguing with the ladies.

If I used sniveling in a sentence, a Google search would be unnecessary.

Oh, and don’t be afraid to try that window out.

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[quote]UtahLama wrote:
Classy_Cojones wrote:
UtahLama wrote:
Classy_Cojones wrote:
UtahLama wrote:
Classy_Cojones wrote:
dmanor wrote:
TACHICK.

I think she’s funny, although maybe I have a twisted sense of humour? Who cares?

She obviously has gone through some traumatic shit lately so I don’t blame her, let her get it out man.

IYou think guys who can only talk about “yeah man, I’d do that Jessica Biel sooo hard, let me tell you about it, and that other chick too, you know how bad I’d fuck her” are any more interesting?

First of all, if you actually had the right attributes, and you’d get to fuck Biel, you wouldn’t be sharing your story online. You’d have a big cocky grin on your face while fucking some other cool chick.

And if you did fuck Biel and all you could do was talk about it, you’d still be a boring loser.

Which is what TACHICK is.

Umm…

Not that I enjoy six consecutive posts by TACHICK, one with all her points would be better.

However, your sniveling is getting on my nerves, put the pipe down and shut the fuck up.

If the internet is so lame, why are you writing 200 word bitch fests about what other people are doing?

Again, contribute to the thread or be quiet.

Who the fuck cares about your nerves?

And look up sniveling before you use it, or check your reading comprehension.

The internet isn’t lame. TACHICK and her posse of three wankers and a half, that’s who’s lame.

Hey Nut Sack,

Here you go…

Sniveling = whining in a tearful manner.

Quit whining and go back to your Warcraft chat room.

How cute, you did a google search. I know you did, darling.

Don’t worry though, the day I start doing anything in a tearful manner, I’ll fly out the window and hit the ground hard. So as long as I’m posting here, it’s not tearful.

Buh-bye now.

I’m sorry I thought you were a guy, my apologies. I try to avoid arguing with the ladies.

If I used sniveling in a sentence, a Google search would be unnecessary.

Oh, and don’t be afraid to try that window out.
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Do all women treat you like a little bitch? Because that’s the only connection I can make between myself and you thinking I’m a woman.

I bet they do.

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[quote]Classy_Cojones wrote:
I bet they do. [/quote]

I think its 'cause you called him darling. I’ve never heard a man say darling to another man before.

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[quote]PGA200X wrote:
Classy_Cojones wrote:
I bet they do.

I think its 'cause you called him darling. I’ve never heard a man say darling to another man before.[/quote]

In the right tone, it sound like:

“You’re not dead yet? That’s amazing!”

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the meanest the badest dude of all

THE BEAN…

nuff said

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He has been mentioned, but a much overlooked movie of his is R Lee Ermey as SGM Bill Hafner in the Siege of Firebase Gloria.

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well, MY picture made it into T-Nation’s weekly dose which prooves that i know bad when i see it.

Im soooooooooo hot right now.

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What about Deniro, sizemore and val kilmer in HEAT, seriously even Pachino was a fucking badass in that movie, the first three guys were all trained by Andy McNab to do their roles and there is a scene in the diner where Sizemore looks at a guy with a cold expression on his face, that s because he knowe that he could take care of anyone.

If you guys havent checked out this master peice then I suggest you do it right now.

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[quote]supermick wrote:
well, MY picture made it into T-Nation’s weekly dose which prooves that i know bad when i see it.

Im soooooooooo hot right now.[/quote]

Without the creation of this thread by me you would still go unnoticed :slight_smile:

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Shintaro Katsu as Zatoichi (much better than Beat Takeshi) and Wesley Snipes in the first Blade.

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How about Burt Reynolds in “Deliverance”?

Bronson and Eastwood are certainly up there too!

Here is an odd pick, but does anyone remember the movie “Class of 1984”?

It starred Perry King as the strong willed teacher standing up to a gang of thugs.

One of the thugs was named “Barnyard” and HE was one big and tough MF!!!

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[quote]PGA200X wrote:
Good Ol’ Sho![/quote]

Oh yeah! I remember “Pray For Death”. That had to be his best movie!

Sho Kosugi was one bad dude!

Great picture of him too.

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[quote]Plisskin wrote:
How about Adam Baldwin’s Animal Mother from Full Metal Jacket? Total psycho asshole carrying a big gun.

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Hell yes! Great choice!

“I won’t be long, I’ll skip the foreplay!”

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[quote]PGJ wrote:
rugbyhit wrote:
Where the hell is Bond…James Bond???
Class, smarts, always comes out alive…and the chicks

Only Sean C., the others were pussies. The guy is like 110 years old and still a sex symbol…WTF!? Charmed life. The dude is cool.

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Pussies?? Oh cmon…Roger Moore was not as tough as Connery but he was funnier. Connery is excellent, but I think the toughest was Timothy Dalton! He was also the biggest at 6’2"

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[quote]TACHICK wrote:
PGA200X wrote:
TACHICK wrote:
I gotta get Full Metal Jacket, too. “Holy Jesus! What is that? What the FUCK is that?” That;s gotta be one of my faves.

What do we get for 10 dollars? Without a doubt, one of the best movies of all time…no wait, “Me love you long time!”

Wrong, you get a GREAT 1/2 movie for $10. Everything after “you luv me long time” is mediocre at best.

Totally agree with ya on that babe!
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Why do so many people say this? The second half of the movie is where Kubrick works all of his magic! I think it’s the most sophisticated war movie ever! It’s just more subtle than most others.

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[quote]duke wrote:
Has anyone seen Jake the Mus in “Once Were Warriors” and “What becomes of the Broken Hearted”?

Bastard could fight.[/quote]

Jake the Mus is one tough cookie

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Dutch - Karate Kid, “Well, well well. Look at who we have here, our little friend Danielle. What’s a matter, mommy not here to dress you? Hey I’m talking to you punk! Points or no points, your dead meat. DEAD MEAT!”

Chozen - Karate Kid 2, “You keep for you collection, I know you like”

Buddy Revell - 3 O’clock High

Brian Shoot - Vision Quest

Bull Hurley - Over the Top, “You don’t have a prayer in Vegas!”

John Bender - Breakfast Club

Steve Lattimer - The Program

Jim Brown - He Got Game, Any Given Sunday

Sensai John Krease - Karate Kid 1, 2, 3

Mr. Miyagi - Karate Kids

Van Damm - NRNS

Zeus - When he first entered WWF

Biff - Back to the Futures

Dark Helmet - Spaceballs

Serpentor - GI Joe

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[quote]Flex827 wrote:
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Buddy Revell - 3 O’clock High

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Awesome.

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[quote]duke wrote:
How about loading lever action Winchesters with one hand, whilst riding a horse with the reins between your teeth and yelling “fill your hands, you son of a bitch!”

C’mon, I know it’s old school but you’ve gotta love the Duke.

Also the dudes in “Casino” were some of the nastiest bastards on film.[/quote]

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I don’t get it, what does height have to do with being a badass. Those ‘short guys’ are like 5’9" that’s tall enough to kick somebody’s ass. The toughest guys I’ve ever met were all small and scrappy and tough as nails.

Meanwhile John Cusack is like a 6’2" kickboxer in real life or something like that…

[quote]emdawgz1 wrote:
I call BullS*** on a lot of this thread.

A real movie badass, must have a chance of being a badass Outside of a movie. A real movie badass, cant be too chatty, always talking about what they’re gonna do. Real badasses dont talk they do.

To me Mark Wahlberg could never be a badass, (freaking, bigoted midget).

Brad pitt, no badass, John Cusack, no badass. Russell Crowe, please. Vandamme???
How can a guy who’s 4’5 weighing in @ 115 be a badass??? That’d be like calling Prince a badass.

Real Badasses.

Charles Bronson,
Eastwood, in josey wales…
"Josey? We gonna bury them boys?

“To hell w/ them boys…Buzzard got to eat , same as a worm” Spits a wad on the dead guys forhead.

Ving Rhames in Pulp Fiction. Getting railed up the A** not badass, Getting Medeivel on the guy in revenge…BADASS!

“How far do you want to search?”

"I’m prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherf***er. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigger waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass. "

Jim Brown, Real Badass.
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