[quote]TJCooker wrote:
I read this too fast and thought it said “Most Creatine Suicide”. I was like, WTF is this crap?
haha[/quote]
I read the same thing, and was expecting some news story about taking creatine causing suicide or something. But Maddox says it best. I’d take licking the hookers ass.
Soliciting suicide over the internet is a federal offense you clown.
[quote]jacross wrote:
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How did Hunter S Thompson kill himself? I’ve forgotten now.[/quote]
.45 caliber
A parachute not opening… that’s a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine… having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that’s the way I wanna go.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
A parachute not opening… that’s a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine… having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that’s the way I wanna go.[/quote]
Police Squad?
[quote]Donut62 wrote:
I’d take licking the hookers ass.[/quote]
Pussy 
Any really real man would take the beans!
[quote]Tank53 wrote:
Isnt there a web site for this already?
Darwin Awards
Google it. Really disturbing if thats your fix. [/quote]
darwin awards aren’t suicide which is why they’re funny. I enjoy the concept of the website too. Come on, if you’re dumb enough to be one of the people on the site, at least you leave a legacy for everyone. It’ll probally be a more upbeat funeral too if everyone is laughing about how dumb you are.
[quote]malonetd wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
A parachute not opening… that’s a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine… having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that’s the way I wanna go.
Police Squad?[/quote]
You betcha.
Well seeing as this has turned into a “share your own suicide story” thread I shall give you one of mine.
A girl I know really well was introduced to a friend of her friend (a hook up thing), the guy ended up raping her. When the girl told her friend he ended up killing himself a few days later over it. Despite the whole thing she is fairly well adjusted.
However that’s just words, I didn’t know the guy I just knew the girl. Anyone who thinks that ‘some guys boss’ or ‘some guys friends friend’ means anything to somebody who doesn’t know them is crazy. Countless numbers of people die every day for all sorts of reasons, and they all have people who loved for them and have to deal with it.
If you want someone to hold your hand and tell you everything will be okay, call lifeline (or whatever depression hotline you have in your country) but don’t expect it on an internet message board.
Of course the motivation for my original post was more “fuck em if they can’t take a joke”. Don’t blame me, Bob made me do it.
[quote]PNP wrote:
Invite all your family and friends to your birthday party and then blow yourself up with all of them; at least you will have some company in heaven/hell[/quote]
That’s really wrong. If you’re going to do it, do it to yourself. Taking other ppl with you is the epitome of selfishness.
I often wish Martin Bryant would’ve killed himself instead of doing what he did. Pathetic.
If I were to kill myself, I’d try to do it in a way that those who find me would be as least traumatised as possible, so probably with a pill and leave a note.
But life’s too good to ever contemplate it seriously. There’s too much cool stuff I want to do to ever want to get off the train early.
Some of the posts in this thread are really warped, I hope you guys can grow up a little in time.
[quote]jacross wrote:
Don’t blame me, Bob made me do it.[/quote]
Top bloke, Bob. Did you hear how he plans to off himself? Strap a whole bunch of fireworks to himself, streak out into the middle of the MCG and let everyone enjoy the show on national telly.
[quote]Sxio wrote:
Some of the posts in this thread are really warped, I hope you guys can grow up a little in time. [/quote]
Wouldn’t ‘growing up’ include developing the ability to not take what other people say - especially on an internet forum - to heart?
That’s exactly how I feel about this shit. If you talk about it, and especially if you can laugh about it, it’s not a problem anymore.
[quote]David_Wise wrote:
Wouldn’t ‘growing up’ include developing the ability to not take what other people say - especially on an internet forum - to heart
That’s exactly how I feel about this shit. If you talk about it, and especially if you can laugh about it, it’s not a problem anymore. [/quote]
Indeed. People deal with this stuff in their own ways.
And having reconsidered, the way I would choose to do it is to take the train to London, score as many drugs as possible, take them all, piss off tower bridge into the river, fuck some of the suicide cases standing around, stay up all night spray painting stuff all over the bridge, punch a policeman- HARD- and then just fucking jump. But I’d probably end up spending too much time fighting, fucking and painting to get around to jumping.
[quote]starkdog wrote:
Jacross,
I realized that if I had jumped in front of the train, it also would have mentally messed up the engineer and conductor.
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For the longest time I thought it was the same job. See, something good did come of the sucicide thread.
Everything good comes out of the suicide thread, E-man. Now throw yourself off a fucking bridge.
Death from too hard of an orgasm . . . .
Ideally, yes. But I’d prefer to be on a cocktail of LSD, cocaine, ecstacy, speed and alchohol when I’m doing it. And listening to the proclaimers. And fucking somebody’s wife.
[quote]E-man wrote:
starkdog wrote:
Jacross,
I realized that if I had jumped in front of the train, it also would have mentally messed up the engineer and conductor.
For the longest time I thought it was the same job. See, something good did come of the sucicide thread.
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They’re different jobs? Wow learn something new every day. I must have been angry at something when this thread started, sorry rockscar you must have said something that made me not like you for a second, or maybe I was in a nihilist mood.
Jose Theodore tried to commit suicide by jumping in front of the metro, just a few days before he got traded.
It didn’t work out because the train passed between his legs.
Quebecers know what I’m talking about.
I think the beans would be the most American of ways.