When people trip and fall, but really slow.
Once I dug a hole and covered it with sticks to get him to trip, he assumed thats why I brought him out side and didnt walk around. I got annoyed that he found out and grabed a stick and slung dog shit at him from my yard. He instantly started to chase me which made him run right into my hole lol! The fall took like 20 minutes.
[quote]TKL wrote:
http://www.dogbegone.com/video.htm?=indexb
50 cal vs. prairie dog… outcome?[/quote]
DAMN! That looks like the new Rambo movie, only with prairie dogs!
[quote]skaz05 wrote:
TKL wrote:
50 cal vs. prairie dog… outcome?
DAMN! That looks like the new Rambo movie, only with prairie dogs![/quote]
That actually looks like a very humane way to off the little bastards. Doesn’t look like they ever felt a thing.
[quote]dday wrote:
I laugh like a little kid when I see this.[/quote]
That had me fucking crying laughing.
Oh, Schadenfreude…
When I watched the footage of the parachute jump gone wrong and the man plummets to the ground and bounces off…an onlooker cries ‘somebody give him a hand’ …and the spectators start clapping.
Shit that makes me laugh.
Okay, I tried to add the Reno 911 thing as my avatar, let’s see if it works.
"Okay, I tried to add the Reno 911 thing as my avatar, let’s see if it works. "
Oh yeah it’s working, LMAO. It is quite hypnotic in a really disturbing way.
A morbidly obese person in a wheelchair…they wheel around like they deserve pity…but in reality they get what they deserve
[quote]Burnesy wrote:
"Okay, I tried to add the Reno 911 thing as my avatar, let’s see if it works. "
Oh yeah it’s working, LMAO. It is quite hypnotic in a really disturbing way.[/quote]
That is just too funny.
In fact I’ve stolen it as my avatar.
[quote]dday wrote:
I laugh like a little kid when I see this.[/quote]
Oh God, thats hilarious for a reason I can’t understand, LOL!! I laughed like the evil leprechaun in Leprechaun, not sure why.
This one had me in tears the first time I saw it. I still can’t watch it without laughing like an idiot.
EDIT: My brother finds this one funny - I think it’s disturbing - YouTube
[quote]Squiggles wrote:
This one had me in tears the first time I saw it. I still can’t watch it without laughing like an idiot.
EDIT: My brother finds this one funny - I think it’s disturbing - YouTube
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The second one is disturbing until the cat comes in to the picture, i just about coughed up my dinner.
[quote]escot4 wrote:
Okay, I tried to add the Reno 911 thing as my avatar, let’s see if it works.[/quote]
Oh it fucking worked alright. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
Holy hell, the picture really does tell a thousand words.
Well I found one…hitting flaming objects with a bat is a good idea…
And here’s another one…
The only thing funnier than that would be watching it to clown music… 
Ah yes–I don’t know how, but I forgot the whole cat scene in “Boondock Saints”. I didn’t see it coming the first time I watched the film…and I was quite literally paralyzed with laughter for 15 minutes. I couldn’t breathe.
[quote]Renton wrote:
on edge wrote:
Yesterday I was walking past my deaf neighbors house when I saw his cat meowing at the front door. I’m still chuckling.
LOL!
Here’s one (another cat related).
A mate who is a police officer got called out by an old lady when a lorry driver pulled up in his truck outside her house, got out of his cab and grabbed a spade and beat her cat to death with it (The cat had just run out of the house and was sunning itself on it’s back).
She took the vehicles number and it was traced.
My mate went to the lorry depot to find out what was going on. Apparently the driver had tried to swerve to miss the cat and had hit it so he thought the kindest thing to do was to give it a swift ending.
Only problem was, that when the checked his vehicle, there was another dead cat that had been minced and caught up behind his mud flap.
To this day I can just imagine the look on that old girls face when some hairy assed lorry driver murdered her perfectly healthy cat. Not to mention the surprise the cat must have felt.[/quote]
Brill!
[quote]Squiggles wrote:
This one had me in tears the first time I saw it. I still can’t watch it without laughing like an idiot.
EDIT: My brother finds this one funny - I think it’s disturbing - YouTube
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HAHAHA both of those are great.
Sucks for the dude and the cat, though.
[quote]Squiggles wrote:
dday wrote:
I laugh like a little kid when I see this.
Oh God, thats hilarious for a reason I can’t understand, LOL!! I laughed like the evil leprechaun in Leprechaun, not sure why. [/quote]
I know what you mean, I’ve never figured out why I laugh but I do.
I love it when guys get knocked out. I can’t watch the UFC with my wife any more because I laugh like crazy every time someone gets knocked out. Actually, one time I was watching boxing with the in-laws and started laughing when a guy got knocked out and they all looked at me like I was immature or something and then proceeded to have a discussion about how violent boxing is. Whatever
I’ve seen both of these at least a hundred times, but I’m am still cracking up now that I just found them again.