Stop! It’s hammer time.
[quote]hockechamp14 wrote:
MeinHerzBrennt wrote:
Whenever I go in the locker room at Gold’s I have my head down the entire time. Last time I walked in and saw Stanley from the office buck naked weighing himself on a fucking scale right in the open.
This isn’t ancient rome people. It’s not fine to just walk around butt fucking naked in a gym locker room. Save it for your home and the nudist colonies/beaches.
What’s wrong with nudity, it’s a locker room. If you aren’t going to get naked you can change in your fucking car anyways.
Now I’m not saying to congregate with semi-strangers while naked, nor am I saying walk around, shave, blowdry your nuts, or anything else naked. But damn, the guy is just weighing himself. You’re free to look away.
I think it’s funny that so many people here have insecurities over naked bodies when so many of the pics here are guys wearing less than speedos.[/quote]
Lol like just weighing your self in your boxers is going to make a big difference ohhh I’m .1 pound heavier.
[quote]strungoutboy21 wrote:
Yeah, wacking it in the sauna is a good workout.[/quote]
this has happened at our gym.
Straight Dave’s Men Slammin’ Maxout!!!
[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
strungoutboy21 wrote:
Yeah, wacking it in the sauna is a good workout.
this has happened at our gym. [/quote]
Dude. WHY though?? Like what is so great about beating it in a sauna?? it’s hot and dry.
[quote]AccipiterQ wrote:
Like what is so great about beating it in a sauna?? [/quote]
Because your penis is there.
I mean you are a man right?
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
AccipiterQ wrote:
Like what is so great about beating it in a sauna??
Because your penis is there.
I mean you are a man right?[/quote]
Man I wish this was socially acceptable. Imagine a world where you could just whip your shit out and get busy…in long lines at the movie theater…or at the grocery store…or while your girl is trying on 3,000 different versions of the same fucking dress in different colors.
There would be no more war and no more anger. Every guy you see now who mean mugs you when they walk past would suddenly have a look of pure and sublime satisfaction on his face that lets you know everything is OK.
Yes, in a perfect world, hand jobs would be how women said, “Hi” to you…and no man would avoid greeting the entire world.
I work at a hotel and we had to close the sauna in the men’s locker room for this reason. Apparently, there were a group of gay men that would get together at 5pm every day and “use” the sauna. I actually took a call from a gay guy who said he heard on a gay talk show someone talking about it and inviting anyone interested to come to our hotel. The guy on the phone wanted to let us know so we could have Security on the look out for a bunch of gay guys gangbanging in our sauna.
[quote]AccipiterQ wrote:
jehovasfitness wrote:
strungoutboy21 wrote:
Yeah, wacking it in the sauna is a good workout.
this has happened at our gym.
Dude. WHY though?? Like what is so great about beating it in a sauna?? it’s hot and dry. [/quote]
fuck if I know. I didn’t say I did it, lol
that I have banged a few girls in the evaluation room 
[quote]Lift or die wrote:
hockechamp14 wrote:
MeinHerzBrennt wrote:
Whenever I go in the locker room at Gold’s I have my head down the entire time. Last time I walked in and saw Stanley from the office buck naked weighing himself on a fucking scale right in the open.
This isn’t ancient rome people. It’s not fine to just walk around butt fucking naked in a gym locker room. Save it for your home and the nudist colonies/beaches.
What’s wrong with nudity, it’s a locker room. If you aren’t going to get naked you can change in your fucking car anyways.
Now I’m not saying to congregate with semi-strangers while naked, nor am I saying walk around, shave, blowdry your nuts, or anything else naked. But damn, the guy is just weighing himself. You’re free to look away.
I think it’s funny that so many people here have insecurities over naked bodies when so many of the pics here are guys wearing less than speedos.
Lol like just weighing your self in your boxers is going to make a big difference ohhh I’m .1 pound heavier.
[/quote]
Obviously you’ve never been around wrestlers, or for that matter wrestled.
[quote]Therizza wrote:
OP,
Sounds like your gym is fucked up… First the janitor gives you lifting advice, now people are fucking in the sauna? What’s next?[/quote]
You just cant put those two in the same category.
Some old dude died in my gyms sauna two months ago, maybe he was flogging it?
[quote]Bebop07 wrote:
Some old dude died in my gyms sauna two months ago, maybe he was flogging it?[/quote]
If that’s true then that’s just fucked up.
He really did die. After reading the paranormal thread i stay the hell away from there.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
AccipiterQ wrote:
Like what is so great about beating it in a sauna??
Because your penis is there.
I mean you are a man right?
Man I wish this was socially acceptable. Imagine a world where you could just whip your shit out and get busy…in long lines at the movie theater…or at the grocery store…or while your girl is trying on 3,000 different versions of the same fucking dress in different colors.
There would be no more war and no more anger. Every guy you see now who mean mugs you when they walk past would suddenly have a look of pure and sublime satisfaction on his face that lets you know everything is OK.
Yes, in a perfect world, hand jobs would be how women said, “Hi” to you…and no man would avoid greeting the entire world.[/quote]
lol you seriously just invented world peace.
[quote]Lift or die wrote:
hockechamp14 wrote:
MeinHerzBrennt wrote:
Whenever I go in the locker room at Gold’s I have my head down the entire time. Last time I walked in and saw Stanley from the office buck naked weighing himself on a fucking scale right in the open.
This isn’t ancient rome people. It’s not fine to just walk around butt fucking naked in a gym locker room. Save it for your home and the nudist colonies/beaches.
What’s wrong with nudity, it’s a locker room. If you aren’t going to get naked you can change in your fucking car anyways.
Now I’m not saying to congregate with semi-strangers while naked, nor am I saying walk around, shave, blowdry your nuts, or anything else naked. But damn, the guy is just weighing himself. You’re free to look away.
I think it’s funny that so many people here have insecurities over naked bodies when so many of the pics here are guys wearing less than speedos.
Lol like just weighing your self in your boxers is going to make a big difference ohhh I’m .1 pound heavier.
[/quote]
you assume everyone wears underwear. this is not the case.
you’re not gay just because you saw some guys dick. we were all born naked and i really don’t think nudity is a big deal. hell i avoid wearing clothes whenever possible.
sex in the sauna, however, is not cool.
[quote]grettiron wrote:
sex in the sauna, however, is not cool.
[/quote]
Pretty sure it would be pretty hot actually…
Sorry, couldn’t resist
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
I work at a hotel and we had to close the sauna in the men’s locker room for this reason. Apparently, there were a group of gay men that would get together at 5pm every day and “use” the sauna. I actually took a call from a gay guy who said he heard on a gay talk show someone talking about it and inviting anyone interested to come to our hotel. The guy on the phone wanted to let us know so we could have Security on the look out for a bunch of gay guys gangbanging in our sauna.[/quote]
LOL “COuld you describe what they look like?” “Gay…probably with a penis in their asshole”
I would love to bang a chick in a STEAM sauna.
Why are steam saunas so rare in the States? I never got that. Dry saunas are horrible.