Men afraid of commitment?

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[quote]WhiteSturgeon wrote:

[quote]The Other Titan wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]The Other Titan wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:
http://www.sturgeon-web.co.uk/sturgeon-parasites

What do you figure, WhiteSturgeon?

Trichodina, fluke or louse?[/quote]

I’m going to beat you to the punch. I’m going to go with fluke because it looks the most like a penis. [/quote]

Well, I am not going to argue with you on that.

A fluke it is, because it looks like a dick. [/quote]

Speaking of dicks I have a theory about you Sturg. I’m convinced your a dude catfishin’ as a hot chick. Now you are probably wondering why I’m thinking this so I will indulge your curiosity. From your posts I have learned that you belong to a sportsmens club, own a Glock 17, post on a website called Testosterone Nation, eat as much as a full grown man, enjoy fishing, you’re a stout beer drinker, and I think I saw you over in the football thread. Be honest, am I on to something here?[/quote]

I’m finding this ohhhhhhhhhhhh so revealing. So let me get this straight. You are CONVINCED I am actually a man, yet you continue to give me compliments (on my appearance, nonetheless) and are always engaging yourself in conversations I happen to be in.

This can only mean one thing… and you really shouldn’t be ashamed, Titan. I’m sure your perfect MAN is out there somewhere.

For the record, I am definitely a female. You’re just going to have to take my word for it though, because I’ll never offer you any evidence.
[/quote]

DOH! believe me when I say, I’m not gay.

Never say “never” Sturg. :wink:

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[quote]The Other Titan wrote:

[quote]WhiteSturgeon wrote:

[quote]The Other Titan wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]The Other Titan wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:
http://www.sturgeon-web.co.uk/sturgeon-parasites

What do you figure, WhiteSturgeon?

Trichodina, fluke or louse?[/quote]

I’m going to beat you to the punch. I’m going to go with fluke because it looks the most like a penis. [/quote]

Well, I am not going to argue with you on that.

A fluke it is, because it looks like a dick. [/quote]

Speaking of dicks I have a theory about you Sturg. I’m convinced your a dude catfishin’ as a hot chick. Now you are probably wondering why I’m thinking this so I will indulge your curiosity. From your posts I have learned that you belong to a sportsmens club, own a Glock 17, post on a website called Testosterone Nation, eat as much as a full grown man, enjoy fishing, you’re a stout beer drinker, and I think I saw you over in the football thread. Be honest, am I on to something here?[/quote]

I’m finding this ohhhhhhhhhhhh so revealing. So let me get this straight. You are CONVINCED I am actually a man, yet you continue to give me compliments (on my appearance, nonetheless) and are always engaging yourself in conversations I happen to be in.

This can only mean one thing… and you really shouldn’t be ashamed, Titan. I’m sure your perfect MAN is out there somewhere.

For the record, I am definitely a female. You’re just going to have to take my word for it though, because I’ll never offer you any evidence.
[/quote]

DOH! believe me when I say, I’m not gay.

Never say “never” Sturg. :wink: [/quote]

Too easy.

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[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]LoRez wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]The Other Titan wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]The Other Titan wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:
http://www.sturgeon-web.co.uk/sturgeon-parasites

What do you figure, WhiteSturgeon?

Trichodina, fluke or louse?[/quote]

I’m going to beat you to the punch. I’m going to go with fluke because it looks the most like a penis. [/quote]

Well, I am not going to argue with you on that.

A fluke it is, because it looks like a dick. [/quote]

Speaking of dicks I have a theory about you Sturg. I’m convinced your a dude catfishin’ as a hot chick. Now you are probably wondering why I’m thinking this so I will indulge your curiosity. From your posts I have learned that you belong to a sportsmens club, own a Glock 17, post on a website called Testosterone Nation, eat as much as a full grown man, enjoy fishing, you’re a stout beer drinker, and I think I saw you over in the football thread. Be honest, am I on to something here?[/quote]

You are so transparent.

You are clearly hoping to trick WhiteSturgeon into sending you “proof” of her femininity in the form of naked pictures.
[/quote]

It’s only fair. You already sent her a picture of his dick.[/quote]

Yes. From the link: “very small, about 0.8mm in length.”

I suspect WhiteSturgeon was not impressed. [/quote]

No micro penis here. I’m very well-endowed. I’d be glad to prove it but that just wouldn’t be appropriate.

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[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]The Other Titan wrote:

[quote]WhiteSturgeon wrote:

[quote]The Other Titan wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]The Other Titan wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:
http://www.sturgeon-web.co.uk/sturgeon-parasites

What do you figure, WhiteSturgeon?

Trichodina, fluke or louse?[/quote]

I’m going to beat you to the punch. I’m going to go with fluke because it looks the most like a penis. [/quote]

Well, I am not going to argue with you on that.

A fluke it is, because it looks like a dick. [/quote]

Speaking of dicks I have a theory about you Sturg. I’m convinced your a dude catfishin’ as a hot chick. Now you are probably wondering why I’m thinking this so I will indulge your curiosity. From your posts I have learned that you belong to a sportsmens club, own a Glock 17, post on a website called Testosterone Nation, eat as much as a full grown man, enjoy fishing, you’re a stout beer drinker, and I think I saw you over in the football thread. Be honest, am I on to something here?[/quote]

I’m finding this ohhhhhhhhhhhh so revealing. So let me get this straight. You are CONVINCED I am actually a man, yet you continue to give me compliments (on my appearance, nonetheless) and are always engaging yourself in conversations I happen to be in.

This can only mean one thing… and you really shouldn’t be ashamed, Titan. I’m sure your perfect MAN is out there somewhere.

For the record, I am definitely a female. You’re just going to have to take my word for it though, because I’ll never offer you any evidence.
[/quote]

DOH! believe me when I say, I’m not gay.

Never say “never” Sturg. :wink: [/quote]

Too easy. [/quote]

Huh? “too easy”?

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I’m so sorry to hear you’re unhappy. Have you tried sunshine and lollipops? I hear you homosexuals like such things.

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We’re going to have to get back on track in here. I can see that my string of busy nights (and my annual fall narcolepsy) has left everyone adrift.

But first I have to do some stuff, and plus I’m hungry. Then maybe we’ll go back and look more closely at Nephorm’s cynical posts.

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[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]The Other Titan wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]The Other Titan wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:
http://www.sturgeon-web.co.uk/sturgeon-parasites

What do you figure, WhiteSturgeon?

Trichodina, fluke or louse?[/quote]

I’m going to beat you to the punch. I’m going to go with fluke because it looks the most like a penis. [/quote]

Well, I am not going to argue with you on that.

A fluke it is, because it looks like a dick. [/quote]

Speaking of dicks I have a theory about you Sturg. I’m convinced your a dude catfishin’ as a hot chick. Now you are probably wondering why I’m thinking this so I will indulge your curiosity. From your posts I have learned that you belong to a sportsmens club, own a Glock 17, post on a website called Testosterone Nation, eat as much as a full grown man, enjoy fishing, you’re a stout beer drinker, and I think I saw you over in the football thread. Be honest, am I on to something here?[/quote]

You are so transparent.

You are clearly hoping to trick WhiteSturgeon into sending you “proof” of her femininity in the form of naked pictures.
[/quote]
Which is pretty impossible right now.

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[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
But first I have to do some stuff, and plus I’m hungry. Then maybe we’ll go back and look more closely at Nephorm’s cynical posts. [/quote]

I wouldn’t say cynical. People act in what they perceive to be their interests. If you can set out what those interests might be and what conditions pertain to them, you get a rough idea of how people arrive at their decisions. Many or most people choose mates in ways very similar to how they choose houses, cars, jobs, and stocks. One may make decisions that are largely motivated by emotions, but our emotions are influenced by how we perceive the world and the opportunities available to us.

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[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]The Other Titan wrote:

No micro penis here. I’m very well-endowed. I’d be glad to prove it but that just wouldn’t be appropriate. [/quote]

I sure hope so.

It’d be quite sad if you were both a classless idiot AND small-dicked.[/quote]
We’d have to define “very well”. For instance, Chushin, you’re in Japan, so less goes farther in both the market and perception.

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[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]The Other Titan wrote:

No micro penis here. I’m very well-endowed. I’d be glad to prove it but that just wouldn’t be appropriate. [/quote]

I sure hope so.

It’d be quite sad if you were both a classless idiot AND small-dicked.[/quote]
We’d have to define “very well”. For instance, Chushin, you’re in Japan, so less goes farther in both the market and perception.[/quote]

You’re pretty and knowledgeable, young grasshopper.[/quote]
Thanks. Always nice to hear.

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[quote]nephorm wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
But first I have to do some stuff, and plus I’m hungry. Then maybe we’ll go back and look more closely at Nephorm’s cynical posts. [/quote]

I wouldn’t say cynical. People act in what they perceive to be their interests. If you can set out what those interests might be and what conditions pertain to them, you get a rough idea of how people arrive at their decisions. Many or most people choose mates in ways very similar to how they choose houses, cars, jobs, and stocks. One may make decisions that are largely motivated by emotions, but our emotions are influenced by how we perceive the world and the opportunities available to us. [/quote]

Yes, to an extent. I don’t have time right now and was too sleepy to go into it last night, but I think your take on this is somewhat Spock-like, and definitely cynical.

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Holy shit Chushin jumped all the way to level 100!!! Your power level… I don’t believe it!

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Here I am just going along minding my own business, trying to contribute quality posts to enhance the integrity of the forum, and what happens? I get called a classless, parasitic, gay, lollipop loving idiot with a 8 mm penis.

Nice.

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dude, there’s no need to include ‘gay’ in that list. We don’t judge you for that. Listen to some Whitney Houston to cheer you up.

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why do guys get so sensitive about the gay thing. Does anyone really care anymore? I mean, even the manliest Roman gladiators had their butt-boys. Seriously. I leave for a couple weeks and you guys are outa control.

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Beats me. Centuries of prejudice die hard, I suppose.
Also, I found that ‘spartan warrior workout’ thing that went around a while ago amusing. Most of the guys who did it were the kind who used ‘faggot’ as an insult, and yet (unbeknownst to themselves, admittedly) they’d managed to convince themselves that, with this workout, they were imitating some of the gayest people ever to have lived.

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[quote]theBeth wrote:
why do guys get so sensitive about the gay thing. Does anyone really care anymore? I mean, even the manliest Roman gladiators had their butt-boys. Seriously. I leave for a couple weeks and you guys are outa control.[/quote]
Just seems like an affront to manliness. Nothing against people who are gay obviously; I just don’t see them as masculine in the same way I don’t see women as masculine. It’s not right or wrong to be manly, it’s just something I personally would very much prefer for myself than the contrary.

And that goes for Romans and Spartans too. Sex with a man = soft no matter how much blood stains your blade.

Edit: I know there are notable exceptions, but still. For the most part there are certain traits inherent in gay people that straight people would be sensitive about being associated with just based off personal preference.