Medical Testing on Special Forces WTF?

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[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:

[quote]debraD wrote:

Hey handsome =)
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I miss you like the sun misses the flower; like the sun misses the flower in the depths of winter. Instead of beauty to direct its light to, the heart hardens like the frozen world your absence has banished me to.[/quote]

lolwat[/quote]

Pretty sure a flower misses the sun way more than the sun misses the flower.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]super saiyan wrote:

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:

[quote]debraD wrote:

Hey handsome =)
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I miss you like the sun misses the flower; like the sun misses the flower in the depths of winter. Instead of beauty to direct its light to, the heart hardens like the frozen world your absence has banished me to.[/quote]

lolwat[/quote]

Pretty sure a flower misses the sun way more than the sun misses the flower.
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:cry:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

Pretty sure a flower misses the sun way more than the sun misses the flower.
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wtf it’s from ‘a knights tale’

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

Pretty sure a flower misses the sun way more than the sun misses the flower.
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wtf it’s from ‘a knights tale’ [/quote]
Plagiarism is a tool for those who lack a feeling heart and a living soul, a tool to facilitate a vain attempt at conveying an emotion they can neither feel nor understand.

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:
An Austrian soldier did that.

He did not drive to a bar, he just wanted to go home and he decided to use his tank.

Sorry, apparently he was drunk as a skunk and wanted to see his girlfriend. [/quote]

can’t read your link, but I will take your word for it.

i’m not saying crazy shit hasn’t happened in the military. hell I know in America some guy jacked a tank (I think it was a Sherman?) and was driving it on a freeway. the nat guard was gearing up a M1 to take it out but I think the guy committed suicide before the other tank left.

but imo OP’s stories have too many holes in it.

if he was a tanker and jacked his tank, maybe. to be a dude at tank school and do it? doubtful.

if you could sum up that story i’d be really interested to hear how it happened. lol insane.
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Apparently he had problems with his girl friend so he decided to impress her.

Naturally, he had to down a bottle of whisky before he took the ride, then he took the tank from Zwölfaxing, which is in lower Austria right into Vienna wreaking havoc on the way, because he had not finished his training yet.

Among his victims were a few cars, electric wiring that was above ground and a bus, to which he added a few more cars once he actually was in Vienna.

The police tried to stop him with a police tank, which kind of did not work, then the 225 police men present opened fire, firing over 2000 shots in total which did not make a lick of difference.

He finally stopped when he tried to go under a bridge but hit one of the concrete pillars.

Noone was injured, so I guess it was all in good fun.

[quote]TheJonty wrote:
Plagiarism is a tool for those who lack a feeling heart and a living soul, a tool to facilitate a vain attempt at conveying an emotion they can neither feel nor understand.[/quote]

I only tell deb nice stuff so she shows me her butt.

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:

[quote]TheJonty wrote:
Plagiarism is a tool for those who lack a feeling heart and a living soul, a tool to facilitate a vain attempt at conveying an emotion they can neither feel nor understand.[/quote]

I only tell deb nice stuff so she shows me her butt.[/quote]
Fair enough. You could do better than A Knight’s Tale though. How’s this:

We were together once, but in our parting you left me lost and alone in a colourless world, never again to hear the sweet music of two souls dancing as one, sustained only by the hope that one day you might return and the shine in your eyes would light up my world, and the warmth of your smile would rekindle my soul, and your gentle hand would lead me from the darkness into which your absence has driven me.

[quote]caveman101 wrote:
holy shit![/quote]

That’s exactly what I said!