Marzouk Out

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]Quick Ben wrote:
Lets keep it up and see how many threads it takes before Marzouk comes back and goes WTF??? lol[/quote]

btw…wtf is a Marzouk and can a shot of penicillin get rid of it before your SO finds out?[/quote]

Well Edgy little medical lesson, Herpes are a virus that you NEVER get rid of. So the penicillin will not cure that. So you might want to start working on how you are going to get some of your money in over seas accounts and away from the SO. [/quote]

same goes with the Marzouk II virus?[/quote]

Yes Marzouk HPV is forever.

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]Quick Ben wrote:
Lets keep it up and see how many threads it takes before Marzouk comes back and goes WTF??? lol[/quote]

btw…wtf is a Marzouk and can a shot of penicillin get rid of it before your SO finds out?[/quote]

Well Edgy little medical lesson, Herpes are a virus that you NEVER get rid of. So the penicillin will not cure that. So you might want to start working on how you are going to get some of your money in over seas accounts and away from the SO. [/quote]

same goes with the Marzouk II virus?[/quote]

Yes Marzouk HPV is forever. [/quote]

It’s bound to cause a zombie apocalypse. Except the zombies won’t be interested in eating brains; instead they’ll have an insatiable craving to mutilate genitalia.

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]Quick Ben wrote:
Lets keep it up and see how many threads it takes before Marzouk comes back and goes WTF??? lol[/quote]

btw…wtf is a Marzouk and can a shot of penicillin get rid of it before your SO finds out?[/quote]

Well Edgy little medical lesson, Herpes are a virus that you NEVER get rid of. So the penicillin will not cure that. So you might want to start working on how you are going to get some of your money in over seas accounts and away from the SO. [/quote]

Going overseas won’t help anymore. The IRS is cracking down on off shore shit. So you will have to disclose the amounts to the treasury Department, which means her lawyer will find it, and give half to her.

Or you can fail to file the FBAR and lose half of your money to the IRS when they find out…

Choice is yours who you pay.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]Quick Ben wrote:
Lets keep it up and see how many threads it takes before Marzouk comes back and goes WTF??? lol[/quote]

btw…wtf is a Marzouk and can a shot of penicillin get rid of it before your SO finds out?[/quote]

Well Edgy little medical lesson, Herpes are a virus that you NEVER get rid of. So the penicillin will not cure that. So you might want to start working on how you are going to get some of your money in over seas accounts and away from the SO. [/quote]

Going overseas won’t help anymore. The IRS is cracking down on off shore shit. So you will have to disclose the amounts to the treasury Department, which means her lawyer will find it, and give half to her.

Or you can fail to file the FBAR and lose half of your money to the IRS when they find out…

Choice is yours who you pay.[/quote]

so…the moral to this story is to stay away from Marzouk infested wimmenfolk, or face the wrath of the IRS. - and help stave off the zombie apocalypse.

amirite?

I cannot help but notice that Jesusland includes all the states that aren’t broke.

Weird.

^he mad

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]Quick Ben wrote:
Lets keep it up and see how many threads it takes before Marzouk comes back and goes WTF??? lol[/quote]

btw…wtf is a Marzouk and can a shot of penicillin get rid of it before your SO finds out?[/quote]

Well Edgy little medical lesson, Herpes are a virus that you NEVER get rid of. So the penicillin will not cure that. So you might want to start working on how you are going to get some of your money in over seas accounts and away from the SO. [/quote]

Going overseas won’t help anymore. The IRS is cracking down on off shore shit. So you will have to disclose the amounts to the treasury Department, which means her lawyer will find it, and give half to her.

Or you can fail to file the FBAR and lose half of your money to the IRS when they find out…

Choice is yours who you pay.[/quote]

What about an out of country corporation? Or are we really down to “untimely death”?

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]Quick Ben wrote:
Lets keep it up and see how many threads it takes before Marzouk comes back and goes WTF??? lol[/quote]

btw…wtf is a Marzouk and can a shot of penicillin get rid of it before your SO finds out?[/quote]

Well Edgy little medical lesson, Herpes are a virus that you NEVER get rid of. So the penicillin will not cure that. So you might want to start working on how you are going to get some of your money in over seas accounts and away from the SO. [/quote]

Going overseas won’t help anymore. The IRS is cracking down on off shore shit. So you will have to disclose the amounts to the treasury Department, which means her lawyer will find it, and give half to her.

Or you can fail to file the FBAR and lose half of your money to the IRS when they find out…

Choice is yours who you pay.[/quote]

What about an out of country corporation? Or are we really down to “untimely death”?[/quote]

Transfers over 100k will have to be reported… Plus you will still have control over the account. So you’ll have to file the 926 with the IRS and the FBAR with the Treasury Dep’t.

Your best bet? try to settle without pissing away money on too much legal fees, and be happy you leave with your balls and the dog.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]Quick Ben wrote:
Lets keep it up and see how many threads it takes before Marzouk comes back and goes WTF??? lol[/quote]

btw…wtf is a Marzouk and can a shot of penicillin get rid of it before your SO finds out?[/quote]

Well Edgy little medical lesson, Herpes are a virus that you NEVER get rid of. So the penicillin will not cure that. So you might want to start working on how you are going to get some of your money in over seas accounts and away from the SO. [/quote]

Going overseas won’t help anymore. The IRS is cracking down on off shore shit. So you will have to disclose the amounts to the treasury Department, which means her lawyer will find it, and give half to her.

Or you can fail to file the FBAR and lose half of your money to the IRS when they find out…

Choice is yours who you pay.[/quote]

What about an out of country corporation? Or are we really down to “untimely death”?[/quote]

Transfers over 100k will have to be reported… Plus you will still have control over the account. So you’ll have to file the 926 with the IRS and the FBAR with the Treasury Dep’t.

Your best bet? try to settle without pissing away money on too much legal fees, and be happy you leave with your balls and the dog.

[/quote]

She got the gold mine and I got the shack. Love that song. :slight_smile:

By the way as a divorced father I endorse exactly what the Beans is laying down. You go for as much visitation and pay her off as much as you can without involving lawyers.

shit -

Marzouk infection can create:

  1. the Zombie Apocalypse

  2. the losing of all of your assets

  3. the disdain of your friends/family

  4. the loss of your BF (Fido)

  5. the integration of the Canadians into the US culture without their knowledge.

  6. states to go bankrupt.

  7. dogs and cats living together

  8. chewing gum and kicking ass, not necessarily in that order

this sounds like some serious shit.

Thread summary:

I KNOW EVERYTHING! IM A DOCTOR!

sincerely,
Prof X

[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
Thread summary:

I KNOW EVERYTHING! IM A DOCTOR!

sincerely,
Prof X[/quote]

Wow, great rebuttal.

[quote]Edgy wrote:
shit -

Marzouk infection can create:

  1. the Zombie Apocalypse

  2. the losing of all of your assets

  3. the disdain of your friends/family

  4. the loss of your BF (Fido)

  5. the integration of the Canadians into the US culture without their knowledge.

  6. states to go bankrupt.

  7. dogs and cats living together

  8. chewing gum and kicking ass, not necessarily in that order

this sounds like some serious shit.
[/quote]

please note that even while taking treatment for Marzouk you can still pass it on to your partner.

[quote]AccipiterQ wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
shit -

Marzouk infection can create:

  1. the Zombie Apocalypse

  2. the losing of all of your assets

  3. the disdain of your friends/family

  4. the loss of your BF (Fido)

  5. the integration of the Canadians into the US culture without their knowledge.

  6. states to go bankrupt.

  7. dogs and cats living together

  8. chewing gum and kicking ass, not necessarily in that order

this sounds like some serious shit.
[/quote]

please note that even while taking treatment for Marzouk you can still pass it on to your partner. [/quote]

Vampires cannot be infected.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]AccipiterQ wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
shit -

Marzouk infection can create:

  1. the Zombie Apocalypse

  2. the losing of all of your assets

  3. the disdain of your friends/family

  4. the loss of your BF (Fido)

  5. the integration of the Canadians into the US culture without their knowledge.

  6. states to go bankrupt.

  7. dogs and cats living together

  8. chewing gum and kicking ass, not necessarily in that order

this sounds like some serious shit.
[/quote]

please note that even while taking treatment for Marzouk you can still pass it on to your partner. [/quote]

Vampires cannot be infected.[/quote]

Victorious.
Eternally.

[quote]AccipiterQ wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
shit -

Marzouk infection can create:

  1. the Zombie Apocalypse

  2. the losing of all of your assets

  3. the disdain of your friends/family

  4. the loss of your BF (Fido)

  5. the integration of the Canadians into the US culture without their knowledge.

  6. states to go bankrupt.

  7. dogs and cats living together

  8. chewing gum and kicking ass, not necessarily in that order

this sounds like some serious shit.
[/quote]

please note that even while taking treatment for Marzouk you can still pass it on to your partner. [/quote]

Side effects of Marzoukamine include: nausea, headaches, cramping, dizziness, frequent urination, drowsiness, muscle cramping, fatigue, liver tumors, constipation, flatulence, nightmares, profuse sweating, depression, vampirism, and death.

Ask your doctor before using Marzoukamine while doing zerchers. Doing zerchers while using Marzoukamine may result in a biceps tear.

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]AccipiterQ wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
shit -

Marzouk infection can create:

  1. the Zombie Apocalypse

  2. the losing of all of your assets

  3. the disdain of your friends/family

  4. the loss of your BF (Fido)

  5. the integration of the Canadians into the US culture without their knowledge.

  6. states to go bankrupt.

  7. dogs and cats living together

  8. chewing gum and kicking ass, not necessarily in that order

this sounds like some serious shit.
[/quote]

please note that even while taking treatment for Marzouk you can still pass it on to your partner. [/quote]

Vampires cannot be infected.[/quote]

Victorious.
Eternally.[/quote]

We do not fall.
Hallowed


speaking of US Canada relations…

Canada is a nice lady.