Marathon Sex Sessions?

There was a guy who got pissed off at his car, so he bent his door backward. When he couldn’t close the door, he kicked the shit out of it and threw his shoe into the woods and then had to go chase it in the woods…lol. He may have needed anger management.

That’s your own prejudice, not the whole world’s. I would say that my adult caseload runs 30-40% male, and of those probably half are what I would consider to be traditionally “manly” men, by which I mean men you wouldn’t think would be into something like that. Of note: I am probably a go-to therapist for men in part because of my long participation here at TNation.

Of my entire caseload as a whole probably less than 5% are people you’d call crazy (schizophrenic or bipolar at a level that disrupts functioning) and maybe 20% or so are people who struggle with mental health at a level you might notice as a coworker (taking sick days or whatever, sometimes acting noticeably “off”).

The rest are either:

  • Dealing with something overwhelming like illness or a death (in 4 years I’ve worked with four stroke victims under age 50, for example, and I currently have two patients with advanced stage cancer, one terminal and one with a “guarded” prognosis)/

  • Are chronically dysfunctional (drug use, can’t hold jobs, shitty relationships in every direction).

  • Or are looking for specific improvement and are as functional as I am. The last group, the totally functional people (professors, construction workers, engineers, nurses, business types, teachers, factory workers) comprise probably 30% of my caseload.

My “career” started when I got a part time job at a gym, working the floor and showing people how to use the circuit. What I do as a therapist for the functional 30% is no different than designing a workout. Essentially, your [whatever aspect of life] needs work. I help them either develop a program or improve their form so they can make solid gains in parenting or relationships or paying down debt or whatever. With less functional people I’m starting from scratch, with more functional people I’m observing technique and offering subtle changes to prevent a recurring injury.

For most people it has little to do with being a crazy asshole or having a broken brain, it has to do with life strategies developed because they made sense at some point along the way, but which are either no longer effective or never were.

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I find it amusing that sex marathon topic drifted off into mental health and mental illness talk xD

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Haha, my bad. I just can’t help myself.

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I really don’t think it’s a prejudice I have. It’s an observation. But none of that really matters, I’ll shut up now…

incorrect. Some girls can have as strong or stronger orgasms from it than vaginal penetration. Not exaggerating in the least. My girl had never done it before me, and she absolutely loves it now.

this. you have no idea what you’re talking about strongmangoals. Not meaning that to offend you. You’re just wrong.

seriously how can you fuck 2 hours of time thats ridiculous

I can’t see why not.

And if I’ll be married one day, I’ll definitley do that with my wife too. At least once. Just make it interesting.

IME, this is false. I wouldn’t say there are a lot of women that enjoy it, but there is a significant percentage who do. The ones that do enjoy it, tend to love it and request it on a regular basis.

My senior year of HS, I had a girlfriend that was in college 2 hrs away, so we only saw each other on weekends. When I’d go up to visit, we’d spend 75-90% of our waking hours doing something sexual. We’d leave her dorm to get food and water, and that’s about it. If her roommate was there that weekend, we’d get a motel room.

I don’t know if those would count as “marathons” since they were basically a bunch of individual sessions with a lot of messing around in between. And I wasn’t exactly watching the clock so I have no idea how long any of those penetration-to-completion bouts lasted. I’d say “long enough.”

They only have to walk in on you ONE TIME…they will never do it again. Period.

:confused: I wish it was only once. Our doors have those shitty locks with the indent on the outside that you can stick something in and turn, and my 3 year old son will unplug his white noise machine, take the USB cord that goes into the wall, sneak up to our room, and use the USB end to slowly unlock it and then run in. He’s done it twice to us so far, and the second time we were mid-doggystyle, HE had gotten food on his shirt downstairs and decided to strip down, so he runs in ass naked and goes MOMMY DADDY EVERYONES NAKED before we can scramble into the bathroom

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That’s freaking hilarious!

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Awesome…

Yes , yes it was \ is.

You’re wrong, Dad was right. That’s funny as shit

Waaaaaaait!!!
Back to topic aight!—->>Marathon sex sessions I believe it was.
K then, “tantric” was wat came to mind when I first saw that. Then you crazy people took the discussion across the entire comedy spectrum, thanks. But, I was recently informed that “this ain’t gonna be a tantric session this time.” In this instance it indicated ‘not all night,’ but not the hours of vaginal pounding mentioned here. IMO that would just get monotonous and hurt a woman. Besides, the buildup is the fun part you bozos! Geeeeez.
Yet again I see a bunch of boys who have zero clue about wat gentlemanly self-restraint is, much less wat it means to put your lady first.

Once you figure out that spending as much time as necessary before penetration to ensure her pleasure is wat is most important, u will discover things get so damn hot that it doesn’t take your self-centered ass so long. Honestly she should push you off of her and knee you in the balls for being such an asshole. Damn. Stop reflecting so poorly on us other men.

My toes are curling up inside my shoes reading this.

“you need to be eaten, then. Often the g spot is opposite side of the clit…”

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This being t-nation, you people really ought to have a few dumbbells to place against the bedroom door - that’s what we do, except nowadays it is to keep the door from constantly opening and closing from the wind upstairs, since I need to change the knob on the damn thing.

However, since we have no small children to worry about at this point, them walking in on us is a moot point. More of a concern is forgetting to shut the bedroom window all the way and getting noise complaints called in from neighbors :roll_eyes: because you know, I’m not bragging of course, because nobody here would ever presume to do THAT, screams of ecstasy could disrupt people’s sleep AND that’s an issue because it ain’t like I only hit it on the weekend. Oh no, I have to hear “Oh Papi, puedes da mi su amor esta noche POR favor? Te quiero ahora! No puedo esperar un otro menudo!” It’s a curse people! Even after all these years of marriage, I sometimes feel like I’m just a piece of meat. When you have skillz, that’s just how it goes, not to brag of course! :slight_smile:

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