Got to be more to this story though!! I mean this woman would have to be deeply disturbed to kick a random mans jewels with such force warranting removal of said testicle!
That must have been SOME kick, particularly if he was fully clothed during the attack… not being able to sleep for weeks? WTF. Did he drop trou and spread his legs for the attack?
There’s obviously a LOT more to this story than the kid’s letting on. I’m a 100% certain the kid and his girlfriend/boyfriend are/were into CBT and things screwed up.
[quote]Carlitosway wrote:
Got to be more to this story though!! I mean this woman would have to be deeply disturbed to kick a random mans jewels with such force warranting removal of said testicle! [/quote]
On a night out a few years back, once such insane woman attempted to kick a field goal using my nuts as a ball, not once but twice. Luckily, I was standing with my back towards her and she missed her intended target both times. Her attempts were totally unprovoked: as I said, I was facing away from her, and made no physical contact with her at any time.
No harm was done, so I ignored her.
There are plenty of crazies out there - of both sexes.
if it was a direct hit, it didn’t have to be too forceful, people have lost parts of their junk from thrown tennis balls before…I agree that there’s more to the story though, but surely not enough to warrant the loss of a testicle…poor guy
[quote]roybot wrote:
Carlitosway wrote:
Got to be more to this story though!! I mean this woman would have to be deeply disturbed to kick a random mans jewels with such force warranting removal of said testicle!
On a night out a few years back, once such insane woman attempted to kick a field goal using my nuts as a ball, not once but twice. Luckily, I was standing with my back towards her and she missed her intended target both times. Her attempts were totally unprovoked: as I said, I was facing away from her, and made no physical contact with her at any time.
No harm was done, so I ignored her.
There are plenty of crazies out there - of both sexes.
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You should’ve falcon punched her, that’s just unacceptable.
[quote]JLu wrote:
You should’ve falcon punched her, that’s just unacceptable.[/quote]
Yeah, it was pretty damn surreal actually. I probably didn’t react because it was so unexpected (a punch to the back of the head would’ve been less suprising). I should add that it happened on a crowded dance floor (but not so crowded that we were shoulder-to-shoulder, and she had enough space to aim a foot at my balls - twice).
I can only assume that someone must’ve pushed her or something, but that still didn’t give her carte-fucking-blanche to lay into the first person she saw. It was a good thing that I didn’t turn around to confront the crazy bitch, otherwise her second kick would probably have connected.
Some things are always going to lie just beyond the grasp of human understanding. Random kick-and-runs are just one of them.
poor bastard!
Its way easier for a fast moving tennis ball or baseball to cause damage if you think about it. The human foot doesn’t move separated from the rest of the leg, so its not as manoevrable. While most kicks to the groin will temporarily incapacitate an average person, real damage kicking from the front is usually only done (from a kick delivered to a standing victim) when the victim has SPREAD his legs before the kick was landed. Kicks from behind while more lethal are way too likely to miss the mark, case in point: Roybot.
I still say the kid was involved in some CBT and things got messy, AND he’s protecting somebody.
Off topic, the nards are way more vulnerable when fingers are involved…most people who do lose their testicles in real streetfights get their jewels damaged by fingers/fingernails. The kick in the balls is rarely lethal.
And yes, I have plenty of experience in this department and most big dudes who get involved in a streetfight probably do. The first time is the most painful, get kicked a few more times and you learn to react in time and/or let the surge in testosterone and adrenaline take over, delivering a crippling falcon punch while feeling little yourself.
[quote]Bigfoot833 wrote:
if it was a direct hit, it didn’t have to be too forceful, people have lost parts of their junk from thrown tennis balls before…I agree that there’s more to the story though, but surely not enough to warrant the loss of a testicle…poor guy[/quote]
This was bad fellas, pretty bad. But, not quite as bad as when that chimp ate that one dudes nuts and dick off awhile back. Someone posted it under ‘I fucking hate chimps’. Losing the whole package is worse then losing one nut.
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I live like 5 minutes away from where that happened.
[quote]That One Guy wrote:
Smallfry69 wrote:
Yup… I sure hope they find her…
And from my province none the less… It’s embarrassing that we let the villiage idiot out of her cage that day…
Times like this and many others, I’m more in favor of the eye for an eye principal…
Personally I think she should be admitted to the hospital and one of her ovaries should be removed as compensation…
twat for a ball? Leviticus certainly never addressed THAT scenario.
/sigh
An ‘eye for an eye’ is just.
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I really think that kicking someone in the balls should be taken as seriously as kicking someone in the head. Getting kicked in the testicles sky rockets your heart rate, causes extreme pain and can leave you unable to have children.
If she gets caught she will get charged with aggravated assault.
[quote]roybot wrote:
JLu wrote:
You should’ve falcon punched her, that’s just unacceptable.
Yeah, it was pretty damn surreal actually. I probably didn’t react because it was so unexpected (a punch to the back of the head would’ve been less suprising). I should add that it happened on a crowded dance floor (but not so crowded that we were shoulder-to-shoulder, and she had enough space to aim a foot at my balls - twice).
I can only assume that someone must’ve pushed her or something, but that still didn’t give her carte-fucking-blanche to lay into the first person she saw. It was a good thing that I didn’t turn around to confront the crazy bitch, otherwise her second kick would probably have connected.
Some things are always going to lie just beyond the grasp of human understanding. Random kick-and-runs are just one of them.
If a guy kicked you in the balls twice would you not reciprocate? The feminists worked too hard for equal rights for you to not treat this girl/woman the same.
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[quote]Typhoon wrote:
If a guy kicked you in the balls twice would you not reciprocate? The feminists worked too hard for equal rights for you to not treat this girl/woman the same.
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I’m a very mellow drunk. Besides, if the doormen happened to see me knocking around a girl half my size, I doubt they’d stop to hear my version of events somehow (which is something that went through my mind at the time).
And make no mistake, if she’d actually done some damage, action would’ve been taken: I’d have made security aware of the situation and let them deal with it.