Making This Day Even More Manly?

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[quote]PGJ wrote:
ElbowStrike wrote:
PGJ wrote:
I’m concerned that on a website called T-Nation this is the best we can do.

I can at least live with the knowledge that no matter how unmanly my life may become, I will have a most manly death:

ElbowStrike: At age 35 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience’s dismay.

“At age 76 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.”

76…that’s pretty good.
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“At age 96, you will meet your death protecting a group of school children from being mauled by an attacking lion which has escaped from the zoo they are visiting. After ripping the lower jaw from the creature and throwing its lifeless remains into the nearby monkey exhibit while sustaining minor cuts and bruises. You are hit by a bus while crossing the street to meet the adoring press. The bus is totaled.”

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[quote]PGJ wrote:
When did geting drunk, watching TV and smoking dope become “manly”? What happened to chopping down trees, hunting wild animals, racing cars, drilling for oil, protecting the helpless…?

I’m concerned that on a website called T-Nation this is the best we can do. [/quote]

Pretty sad.

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[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
It started out as a drunken arm wrestling match. The stakes were a Mack Truck. His Mack truck.

Being manly men, I broke his wrist with a sledge hammer, which escalated the event to a knife fight.

Since my titanium machette was at the machine shop being sharpened, I had to use my barrett .50 cal. This peice of equipment blew a big fucking hole in my opponents chest, and I won the arm wrestling match hands down.

So, I took my big red, shiney new Mack Fucking Truck out for a drive through the local farmlands. Thats when I saw the biggest, leanest, meanest, black angus bull on the continent, if not the world.

This bull was looking at me funny, and had the balls to say “Mooo, You weak sonofabitch! Mooo!”.

I interpreted this as a challenge. The bull squared up to my grill, and charged. I started ripping through the gears.
It was on. Me and that bull were in a battle to the death!

It juked, I jived. It zigged, I zagged, and when we collided, the electrons of the atoms that are all that the bull, me, and my truck composed of were blasted from their nuclei.

A brilliant flash of light emenated from the collision, the atoms recomposed, and the Mack Truck, the Bull, and My Self became one.

Now, I am a diesel powered bullshitter.

That was a manly day.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH "This bull was looking at me funny, and had the balls to say “Mooo, You weak sonofabitch! Mooo!”. HAHA funny ass shit right there.

Anyways being a man is about taking care of your family if you have one and not running away from your responsibilites in life. take care of your motherfuckin responsibilites lol.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
“At age 96, you will meet your death protecting a group of school children from being mauled by an attacking lion which has escaped from the zoo they are visiting. After ripping the lower jaw from the creature and throwing its lifeless remains into the nearby monkey exhibit while sustaining minor cuts and bruises. You are hit by a bus while crossing the street to meet the adoring press. The bus is totaled.”[/quote]

I concede!

Professor X for the win!

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[quote]PGJ wrote:
When did geting drunk, watching TV and smoking dope become “manly”? What happened to chopping down trees, hunting wild animals, racing cars, drilling for oil, protecting the helpless…?

I’m concerned that on a website called T-Nation this is the best we can do. [/quote]

I don’t drink. It wasn’t just watching TV, it was one of the best playoff games ever. You omitted trap bar deadlifts, T-bone steaks and fucking. It was a great day, and it was manly enough for me. I needed the pot to moderate my T levels after all the manly stuff listed above.

And, as I pointed out, I actually did this stuff. Did you race cars, drill for oil and protect the helpless last Sunday?

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[quote]hankr wrote:
PGJ wrote:
When did geting drunk, watching TV and smoking dope become “manly”? What happened to chopping down trees, hunting wild animals, racing cars, drilling for oil, protecting the helpless…?

I’m concerned that on a website called T-Nation this is the best we can do.

I don’t drink. It wasn’t just watching TV, it was one of the best playoff games ever. You omitted trap bar deadlifts, T-bone steaks and fucking. It was a great day, and it was manly enough for me. I needed the pot to moderate my T levels after all the manly stuff listed above.

And, as I pointed out, I actually did this stuff. Did you race cars, drill for oil and protect the helpless last Sunday?[/quote]

No. But I think any one day at Marine Corps Officer Candidate School qualifies as a “manly” day.

My concern was the number folks whose “manly” day consisted of getting drunk and sitting in front of a TV or computer.

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This thread reminds me of “The Lumberjack Song” from Monty Python.