[quote]sen say wrote:
I guess my thread gets an EPIC FAIL…
I honestly thought you guys didn’t have anything better to do than read forums all day…
I didn’t want to tell you, Sen, but this wasn’t your best parody.
I dunno, try and find a skill that you have and sell it to other people for cash, do this along-side your regular job. I tutor math/physics and the money from that alone gets rid of my utilities, cellphone, and cable bill every month. Remember… any skill, doesn’t matter what it is… ;o
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
I didn’t want to tell you, Sen, but this wasn’t your best parody.[/quote]
I didn’t get much help…now I’m sad…I’m going to have to dig up the Chicks Don’t Like Peed Pants thread…that’s back when I was great!! People liked me back then by gum.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
sen say wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
Sen, my only thoughts are that I have no clue where you’re going with this thread. I’ll stay tuned.
I said Tenner, not Tanner…
Pftt, you’d be crazy not to take a little d-tan over a tenner any day.
Besides, everyone knows the butt in your avatar is my wife. [/quote]
Dude, you just took ten bucks out of Sen Say’s pocket.
What are you willing to do? If you are crazy motivated, I suggest getting near the top of the pyramid on a MLM setup. I’m about to start a multi-level marketing setup for my SEO company, because I think I can increase profits greatly and save a lot of time–instead of dealing with a ton of individual sales people this way I can just focus on dealing with 10 or so people. But those 10 or so people, if they are motivated and have some basic communication skills are going to bring in huge money(if they can hire 20+ people and make sure they have half a brain–all that’s required to sell, it would be over a six figure income).
I’m just telling you because a lot of people stay away from MLM schemes, but if you can somehow get at the top of one, you’re set.
im not sure how you feel about physical labor but washing windows is a fucking gold mine. people are too god damn lazy to get on a ladder themselves and it is almost all profit. except a 24’ ladder which a lot of people already have and some squiggies (sp). I worked for a window washing company about a year ago and then quit because i was getting 40% of each job and figured it was too damn easy.
Im a college student and did this over the summer. I made a lot of cash and was able to have fun whenever i wanted. If you want to be legitimate get some insurance and become a company and all. I just did it under the radar and when people asked for insurance, i had a close friend who owned a painting company i would just show his insurance it was awesome. Its winter time now here and you can still do it in winter but much less work. If you are actually interested in this pm me and i could give you some pricing and such. Good luck.
FF
[quote]b12sblue2002 wrote:
Divorced, child support, alimony. I am living on 50% of my pay. I live paycheck to paycheck, savings acct is zero. my only credit card stays maxed. I will be getting a part time job after work here shortly to help make ends meet. I am 40 and should have a fucking house and mercedes by now for working as hard as I have. fuck my ex worthless lazy piece of shit. Bitch even gets part of my navy retirement for doing NOTHING.
Yes I think about it all the time. Especially when I can’t buy supplements or afford new clothes or uniforms or go on vacation. anyone in this boat find a good side job chime in with any advice I am all ears. [/quote]
No because I would like to see them make me do something I would not do. I would start a business and quit my job and have my business own everything of mine and laugh at her skanky ass as she goes to the poor house and I live on the beach of Mexico and cat call at the coeds down for spring break.
Start an underwriting company. Can’t go wrong there. Plus it is very simple to do, just a few pieces of paper and start making some money on that stuff. No license. Just make sure you have insurance to cover your assets, but you’ll have to get a hold of lawyer. Any other questions just say something, and your wife has a nice ass.
[quote]b12sblue2002 wrote:
Divorced, child support, alimony. I am living on 50% of my pay. I live paycheck to paycheck, savings acct is zero. my only credit card stays maxed. I will be getting a part time job after work here shortly to help make ends meet. I am 40 and should have a fucking house and mercedes by now for working as hard as I have. fuck my ex worthless lazy piece of shit. Bitch even gets part of my navy retirement for doing NOTHING.
Yes I think about it all the time. Especially when I can’t buy supplements or afford new clothes or uniforms or go on vacation. anyone in this boat find a good side job chime in with any advice I am all ears. [/quote]
This is why I don’t feel like getting married, how old is your kid? Why does she get 50%, fuck that’s a lot. I would hate my kid if I was in that situation. do you get to stop paying that ridiculous amount once kid is 18?
thanks for the advice guys I appreciate it. Was married 15 years, she never worked a lick to “take care of the kids”. I got tired of doing the cooking and cleaning in addition to my full time job so I divorced her since she was never going to change after all the counseling. Kids are 13 and 11, older boy has autism. I am active navy so was deployed at lot so didnt get much custody and was estranged from my daughter so I dont see her at all so have heavier support than if I had them 50/50. Caleeforneeia is a community property state, so she cries and they wipe her tears with my checkbook. I will stop paying support at 18 for sure, kids will have to figure out how to get through college on their own, I ain’t paying.
Funny, a friend of mine said to up and join the scandinavian merchant marine and just sail around making bank and he would cut the brake lines on the bitchs car while I was gone and have plausible deniability.
“No because I would like to see them make me do something I would not do. I would start a business and quit my job and have my business own everything of mine and laugh at her skanky ass as she goes to the poor house and I live on the beach of Mexico and cat call at the coeds down for spring break.”
----I like it… but then I lose my navy pension I worked for.
Yeah, I would never get married again in a million fkn years and don’t recommend it to anyone. no pussy is worth all that.
Thanks again guys.
FF thanks for the tidbit about window washing, it is nice here in Socal, I will look it up. Would have to be weekends only though, I get off work it is dark during the week. The all profit, under the table thing is definitely appealing.
[quote]b12sblue2002 wrote:
thanks for the advice guys I appreciate it. Was married 15 years, she never worked a lick to “take care of the kids”. I got tired of doing the cooking and cleaning in addition to my full time job so I divorced her since she was never going to change after all the counseling. Kids are 13 and 11, older boy has autism. I am active navy so was deployed at lot so didnt get much custody and was estranged from my daughter so I dont see her at all so have heavier support than if I had them 50/50. Caleeforneeia is a community property state, so she cries and they wipe her tears with my checkbook. I will stop paying support at 18 for sure, kids will have to figure out how to get through college on their own, I ain’t paying.
Funny, a friend of mine said to up and join the scandinavian merchant marine and just sail around making bank and he would cut the brake lines on the bitchs car while I was gone and have plausible deniability.
“No because I would like to see them make me do something I would not do. I would start a business and quit my job and have my business own everything of mine and laugh at her skanky ass as she goes to the poor house and I live on the beach of Mexico and cat call at the coeds down for spring break.”
----I like it… but then I lose my navy pension I worked for.
Yeah, I would never get married again in a million fkn years and don’t recommend it to anyone. no pussy is worth all that.
Thanks again guys.
FF thanks for the tidbit about window washing, it is nice here in Socal, I will look it up. Would have to be weekends only though, I get off work it is dark during the week. The all profit, under the table thing is definitely appealing. [/quote]
She must have been some hot piece of ass!!!
[quote]sen say wrote:
JGerman wrote:
Whose butt in your avitar?
I’ll tell you for a tenner…[/quote]
Sen Say, likely you would know this, and it seems no American does:
There are song lyrics (Thick as a Brick) which include:
“How’s your granny, and
Good ol’ Earnie,
He coughed up a tenner on a premium bond win.”
Now I have managed to learn that this refers to some sort of lottery.
But it doesn’t seem likely to me, if replying to a question of how someone is doing, mentioning that he paid into a lottery.
“Coughing up,” at least in the US, refers to having to pay out.
In this context, does coughing up a tenner refer to WINNING a tenner? That would make more sense: one might reply to a question on how someone is doing by mentioning having their won a lottery.
Inquiring minds want to know. Thanks!
no problem definitely look into it. once you get the hang of it and pick up speed, and do it all by yourself its an easy $300 a day and if you get good at it and get the houses $600 is not unheard of. tough but doable if you really want it. But i would expect $300-$400 for a good day.
Sell crack? Perhaps your wife’s?
Glad to know it is not a random shot… Your tenner’s in the mail.
[quote]Bill Roberts wrote:
sen say wrote:
JGerman wrote:
Whose butt in your avitar?
I’ll tell you for a tenner…
Sen Say, likely you would know this, and it seems no American does:
There are song lyrics (Thick as a Brick) which include:
“How’s your granny, and
Good ol’ Earnie,
He coughed up a tenner on a premium bond win.”
Now I have managed to learn that this refers to some sort of lottery.
But it doesn’t seem likely to me, if replying to a question of how someone is doing, mentioning that he paid into a lottery.
“Coughing up,” at least in the US, refers to having to pay out.
In this context, does coughing up a tenner refer to WINNING a tenner? That would make more sense: one might reply to a question on how someone is doing by mentioning having their won a lottery.
Inquiring minds want to know. Thanks!
[/quote]
Would like to help you out, but I have very little idea what you’re talking about…you’re either fucking with me, or your writing skills truly are lacking…either way…I’m from Washington, DC…ergo American…sorry for any confusion.
Your profile location says Wales.
What did you consider unclear in my writing? I asked what “coughed up” would mean in British English in the context given. But if you’re not from Wales despite having said so in your profile, then it’s understandable that you wouldn’t know.
[quote]Bill Roberts wrote:
Your profile location says Wales.
What did you consider unclear in my writing? I asked what “coughed up” would mean in British English in the context given. But if you’re not from Wales despite having said so in your profile, then it’s understandable that you wouldn’t know. [/quote]
Sorry for the confusion…I say I’m from Wales as Teh Chicks dig the Welsh.
You can never make too much money. My goal lately has been to not have any monthly billz, car payments, etc. That way I can keep the money I have and spend it on strippers.
[quote]b12sblue2002 wrote:
Divorced, child support, alimony. I am living on 50% of my pay. I live paycheck to paycheck, savings acct is zero. my only credit card stays maxed. I will be getting a part time job after work here shortly to help make ends meet. I am 40 and should have a fucking house and mercedes by now for working as hard as I have. fuck my ex worthless lazy piece of shit. Bitch even gets part of my navy retirement for doing NOTHING.
Yes I think about it all the time. Especially when I can’t buy supplements or afford new clothes or uniforms or go on vacation. anyone in this boat find a good side job chime in with any advice I am all ears. [/quote]
When the law is against you, go against the law. I have some money, a couple off houses and appartements abroad, my wife and kids will never hear about, and I am not talking about cheating, I am a faithfull and loving individual. But I’ve learned no to trust ppl ever.
My motto is simple, what ever you do, always keep an exit strategy.