Made a Fitted Tee - Do I Look Like a Douche (pics)

Why is this happening here.

[quote]DOHCrazy wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]celtics2022 wrote:

[quote]wfifer wrote:

[quote]Rational Gaze wrote:
Rather than altering my clothes to make them tighter, I prefer to alter myself.[/quote]

Considering that the standard fit on a shirt has a straight cut from chest down to the waist, ya better start pounding down some big macs.

OP, you might try just having the shirts taper, as opposed to the hourglass thing you have going on now. [/quote]

Ok that sounds better…it is sewn in an hourglass currently.

I’m also bringing my pants in and makin skinny jeans…pics maybe to come[/quote]

OH MY GAWD.

Are anyone else’s hands and feet tangling with anticipation?

grabs popcorn and Snuggy[/quote]

Is there room for me in that Snuggie?
[/quote]

If there is thats one hell of a snuggie

[quote]optheta wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Hey guys, how does my shirt fit? [/quote]

LOL this site gets sadder and sadder the more you see these pics of members who have been here for 2 + years who look like that HAHAHA[/quote]

Um, yeah. So I looked at your profile and noticed you have a few pictures of big dudes who aren’t you. Go figure.

Also, I’d be willing to bet you haven’t gained 80 pounds from lifting weights.

Yep you look like a complete douche.

But on a more positive note…great t-shirt brah!

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]optheta wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Hey guys, how does my shirt fit? [/quote]

LOL this site gets sadder and sadder the more you see these pics of members who have been here for 2 + years who look like that HAHAHA[/quote]

Um, yeah. So I looked at your profile and noticed you have a few pictures of big dudes who aren’t you. Go figure.

Also, I’d be willing to bet you haven’t gained 80 pounds from lifting weights.[/quote]

Youre talking to a known troll lol

[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]optheta wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Hey guys, how does my shirt fit? [/quote]

LOL this site gets sadder and sadder the more you see these pics of members who have been here for 2 + years who look like that HAHAHA[/quote]

Um, yeah. So I looked at your profile and noticed you have a few pictures of big dudes who aren’t you. Go figure.

Also, I’d be willing to bet you haven’t gained 80 pounds from lifting weights.[/quote]

Youre talking to a known troll lol [/quote]

Ah, fuck. I’ve been outta the loop for a while.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]optheta wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Hey guys, how does my shirt fit? [/quote]

LOL this site gets sadder and sadder the more you see these pics of members who have been here for 2 + years who look like that HAHAHA[/quote]

Um, yeah. So I looked at your profile and noticed you have a few pictures of big dudes who aren’t you. Go figure.

Also, I’d be willing to bet you haven’t gained 80 pounds from lifting weights.[/quote]

He’s hating bro. Your arms/forearms are looking thick, keep it up.

[quote]WideGuy wrote:
Why is this happening here.[/quote]

I think this forum might have caught the ghey.

Dont worry, its seasonal.

Successful troll is successful. I feel like this thread had real potential.

[quote]celtics2022 wrote:
I learned to use a sewing machine since all my clothes hang off me and make me look fat even though I’m ripped. This is the first shirt I altered - just a plain white tee - medium.

I can easily copy it to all my other shirts for the same size. Should I adjust the sleeves?

I didnt pull it down enough which is why the neck looks a little weird but if i had it would look fine…need feedback [/quote]

Wasn’t it about 7 weeks ago you billed yourself as the guy who was “going to be Frank Zane in 7 weeks”? I think you’re headed more toward Frank Lame than Frank Zane.

No matter what Lanky, I thought it was funny.

[quote]SteelyD wrote:

[quote]celtics2022 wrote:
I learned to use a sewing machine since all my clothes hang off me and make me look fat even though I’m ripped. This is the first shirt I altered - just a plain white tee - medium.

I can easily copy it to all my other shirts for the same size. Should I adjust the sleeves?

I didnt pull it down enough which is why the neck looks a little weird but if i had it would look fine…need feedback [/quote]

Wasn’t it about 7 weeks ago you billed yourself as the guy who was “going to be Frank Zane in 7 weeks”? I think you’re headed more toward Frank Lame than Frank Zane.[/quote]

Im not on roids bro

Not as bad as the gay ass American douche bag Apparel shirts with deep V necks you see these homos in gyms wearing. But you are flirting with the status of being a douche bag for having gone out of your way to make a fitted shirt like that. Whats next? “Hey guys, do these low cut underwear I made make me look like a fag?”

[quote]celtics2022 wrote:

[quote]SteelyD wrote:

[quote]celtics2022 wrote:
I learned to use a sewing machine since all my clothes hang off me and make me look fat even though I’m ripped. This is the first shirt I altered - just a plain white tee - medium.

I can easily copy it to all my other shirts for the same size. Should I adjust the sleeves?

I didnt pull it down enough which is why the neck looks a little weird but if i had it would look fine…need feedback [/quote]

Wasn’t it about 7 weeks ago you billed yourself as the guy who was “going to be Frank Zane in 7 weeks”? I think you’re headed more toward Frank Lame than Frank Zane.[/quote]

Im not on roids bro
[/quote]

No, but I suspect you might be on teh ghey, bro.

[quote]spyguy92 wrote:
Off topic but where do yous buy shirts that taper down to the waist? All the ones I see are just straight from the chest to waist.[/quote]

In bodybuilding mags they have adds with them. Or go to the gay part of your town and I`m sure they will have a wide variety of shirts for you to chose from…

[quote]ritch1 wrote:
Not as bad as the gay ass American douche bag Apparel shirts with deep V necks you see these homos in gyms wearing. But you are flirting with the status of being a douche bag for having gone out of your way to make a fitted shirt like that. Whats next? “Hey guys, do these low cut underwear I made make me look like a fag?”[/quote]

It didnt take more 10 minutes to make and i learned how to use a sewing machine so whatever

[quote]celtics2022 wrote:

[quote]ritch1 wrote:
Not as bad as the gay ass American douche bag Apparel shirts with deep V necks you see these homos in gyms wearing. But you are flirting with the status of being a douche bag for having gone out of your way to make a fitted shirt like that. Whats next? “Hey guys, do these low cut underwear I made make me look like a fag?”[/quote]

It didnt take more 10 minutes to make and i learned how to use a sewing machine so whatever[/quote]

I personally think it gets the message across better if after you say, “whatever!!”, you snap your fingers three times in a “Z” pattern and then say, “talk to the hand, girlfriend!”

[quote]celtics2022 wrote:

[quote]ritch1 wrote:
Not as bad as the gay ass American douche bag Apparel shirts with deep V necks you see these homos in gyms wearing. But you are flirting with the status of being a douche bag for having gone out of your way to make a fitted shirt like that. Whats next? “Hey guys, do these low cut underwear I made make me look like a fag?”[/quote]

It didnt take more 10 minutes to make and i learned how to use a sewing machine so whatever[/quote]

Hey, it`s cool… But now that you know, you can make a bad ass shirt that says “affliction” now and all is forgiven…

Come on guys, lots of jacked up dudes enjoy sewing!

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]celtics2022 wrote:

[quote]ritch1 wrote:
Not as bad as the gay ass American douche bag Apparel shirts with deep V necks you see these homos in gyms wearing. But you are flirting with the status of being a douche bag for having gone out of your way to make a fitted shirt like that. Whats next? “Hey guys, do these low cut underwear I made make me look like a fag?”[/quote]

It didnt take more 10 minutes to make and i learned how to use a sewing machine so whatever[/quote]

I personally think it gets the message across better if after you say, “whatever!!”, you snap your fingers three times in a “Z” pattern and then say, “talk to the hand, girlfriend!”[/quote]

Hahahahaha