I’m here for the gang bang
[quote]bdocksaints75 wrote:
I’m here for the gang bang [/quote]
Two doors over mate, no worries.
This is the annual weed degustation event.
I can’t believe there is a world record for something that literally requires you to do nothing but wait for the person ahead of you to die of a heart attack, which in this case is not very long.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Y’all are dissin her now but watch what happens when she hit 155 from all that asshole banging.
She’s gonna be a bad bitch
[/quote]
Yeah, and enough loose skin left over for Buffalo Bill to redecorate his lair and launch his own high street clothing line.
[quote]sufiandy wrote:
I can’t believe there is a world record for something that literally requires you to do nothing but wait for the person ahead of you to die of a heart attack, which in this case is not very long.[/quote]
You’d be very surprised at how ferocious the competition is for the title of World’s Fattest Woman.
I doubt it. The stench must be disgusting when he lifts some of those fat folds.
[quote]legendaryblaze wrote:
I doubt it. The stench must be disgusting when he lifts some of those fat folds.[/quote]
ahhh fuck i forgot about fat folds…bitches cant reach them while they shower so it just builds up so much stink. Like one of those fatties at the gym when they shift around and them BAM a whiff of that nasty.
god obesity is literally just disgusting to me. And ive seen some fat ppl who looked fine being really fat but once u get beyond ‘fat’ its just wtf…
[quote]bignate wrote:
[quote]legendaryblaze wrote:
I doubt it. The stench must be disgusting when he lifts some of those fat folds.[/quote]
ahhh fuck i forgot about fat folds…bitches cant reach them while they shower so it just builds up so much stink. Like one of those fatties at the gym when they shift around and them BAM a whiff of that nasty.
god obesity is literally just disgusting to me. And ive seen some fat ppl who looked fine being really fat but once u get beyond ‘fat’ its just wtf…[/quote]
Talk all the shit you want. As far as I am concerned, you find a baked cow under one of those folds it all profit from there.
[quote]Ulty wrote:
Hey, you know who gets laid more than you do?
THE WORLD’S FATTEST WOMAN DOES![/quote]
Just the self esteem boost I needed today.
[quote]treco wrote:
6-7 times daily
She is a sperm whale[/quote]
You win this thread!
Proof that there is a cork for every bottle…
Anyone else think he leaves her if she gets too small? I think he just likes big women.
Michael Clarke Duncan went into cardiac arrest today and was saved by his wife who heroically performed CPR on him. Apparently he might have died if she didn’t respond as quickly as she did. He’s doing fine in hospital now.
It raises the question, what kind of association is their with size and medical conditions like that?
[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
Michael Clarke Duncan went into cardiac arrest today and was saved by his wife who heroically performed CPR on him. Apparently he might have died if she didn’t respond as quickly as she did. He’s doing fine in hospital now.
It raises the question, what kind of association is their with size and medical conditions like that?[/quote]
Yeah, the problem with what you just wrote…is that it isn’t science. Michael Clark Duncan had reportedly lost tons of weight over the last two years reaching a low of 220lbs or less for a while even though I think he is now around 240. That means he had a heart attack at the lowest weight range he had been at in years. Also, without any clue of his medical history or why he lost the weight in the first place, you are just helping a rumor mill.
Most black men over the age of 50 are at risk of a heart attack. This is how opinion colors what people believe in science.
My favorite quote from the article is, “Now I can finally live out my favorite Star Wars fantasy - I’ve always wanted to know what it was like to have sex with Jabba the Hut.”
True story.
[quote]bassist127 wrote:
My favorite quote from the article is, “Now I can finally live out my favorite Star Wars fantasy - I’ve always wanted to know what it was like to have sex with Jabba the Hut.”
True story.[/quote]
^
Excerpt from the Erotic Escapades of Salacious Crumb, aka Hot Endless Summer Tatooine Nights .
I’d hit it
with a truck
I feel bad for truck
Anyone know what happened to Leehirstwhite (spelling)?
[quote]pat wrote:
Proof that there is a cork for every bottle…[/quote]
I love this.
This man is a trooper. A real hero.