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[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Crowd at Maine cod fish race event cause a stink
July 27, 2009 9:39 AM

MILBRIDGE, Maine (AP) �¢?? It was meant to be a family friendly festival. But the annual Cod Fish Races at one Maine town caused a stink when people started pushing each other and erupted into a brawl involving 50 to 60 people, sending two to the hospital.

The Bangor Daily News reports one of them was Town Manager Lewis Pinkham Ã?¢?? who also serves as the town’s police chief. He and another person were treated for minor injuries.

Arrested on an assault charge Saturday was 26-year-old Aaron Kennedy of Cherryfield. Three others were issued summonses for disorderly conduct.

The Cod Fish Races are part of the annual Milbridge Days town birthday party. Teams dress in firefighter’s gear and run across a baseball field clenching a greased, dead, 20-pound cod and get sprayed with hoses.

http://www.seacoastonline.com/articles/20090727-NEWS-90727004[/quote]

Nice.

We sort of did the same thing at Fisherman’s Festival in Boothbay. A four-man relay team from each high school class had to each run a short course around downtown (which is pretty hilly) wearing full fisherman’s gear and carrying two codfish. Then exchange gear, fish, repeat. It was great.

I couldn’t live there.

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Crowd at Maine cod fish race event cause a stink
July 27, 2009 9:39 AM

MILBRIDGE, Maine (AP) â?? It was meant to be a family friendly festival. But the annual Cod Fish Races at one Maine town caused a stink when people started pushing each other and erupted into a brawl involving 50 to 60 people, sending two to the hospital.

The Bangor Daily News reports one of them was Town Manager Lewis Pinkham â?? who also serves as the town’s police chief. He and another person were treated for minor injuries.

Arrested on an assault charge Saturday was 26-year-old Aaron Kennedy of Cherryfield. Three others were issued summonses for disorderly conduct.

The Cod Fish Races are part of the annual Milbridge Days town birthday party. Teams dress in firefighter’s gear and run across a baseball field clenching a greased, dead, 20-pound cod and get sprayed with hoses.

http://www.seacoastonline.com/articles/20090727-NEWS-90727004[/quote]

I love living in Northern New England. New Jersey mayors get arrested for corruption and trafficking in body parts. Maine small town town managers get arrested for brawling at Cod Fish Races.

This is in the same town as the “Topless Donut Shop and Car Wash”…

http://www.seacoastonline.com/articles/20090814-NEWS-908149975

Police: 500 pot plants found in man’s home

VASSALBORO, Maine (AP) â?? Maine police found more than 500 marijuana plants worth about $70,000 growing in a man’s house with timer-equipped grow lights, fans and fertilizer.

Daniel Peaslee of Vassalboro was charged with marijuana cultivation and drug possession.

Police say the growing operation was designed for a continuous harvest. The home was very large and the rooms with the plants were hidden throughout the house.

And of course, we have our share of sickos…

http://pressherald.mainetoday.com/story.php?id=280388&ac=PHnws&pg=1

Man accused of climbing into pit toilet â?? again

PORTLAND â?? When Gary Moody pleaded no contest to trespassing in 2005 for hiding in a pit toilet on White Mountain National Forest property in New Hampshire, a judge urged him to seek help for whatever had driven him to climb down there.

According to a new complaint, Moody didn’t get the message.

The 49-year-old Pittston man is charged again â?? this time in federal court â?? with climbing into a pit toilet in the White Mountain National Forest.

Authorities say a 9-year-old boy saw Moody climbing out of a toilet at the Hastings Campground on Memorial Day and two other witnesses saw him walk away from the outhouse. The campground is about three miles south of Gilead, just east of the New Hampshire border.

Moody was not identified at the time, but a special agent from the U.S. Forest Service investigated the report from the campground manager. Recalling the well-publicized incident involving Moody in 2005, special agent William Fors paid a visit to Moody’s home on June 19.

“Based on the extremely rare nature of this type of activity, the fact that Gary Moody had a previous conviction for the same activity, and the fact that Moody had a last known address in the Gardiner, Maine, area, I decided to locate and interview Moody,” Fors wrote in an affidavit filed last week in U.S. District Court in Portland.

“I asked Moody if he knew why we were there,” Fors wrote. "Moody stated, ‘I guess someone must have filed a complaint.’ "

“I advised Moody that I understood that this was likely a difficult issue to talk about and that it was our intention to solve the problem of Moody getting caught in the pits of National Forest outhouses,” Fors wrote.

According to Fors, Moody admitted that he had been in a toilet at the Hastings Campground on Memorial Day. Moody initially said he had dropped his shirt into the pit and climbed down to retrieve it.

That story was similar to one Moody had told authorities on June 26, 2005, when he was found in a toilet on U.S. Forest Service property in Albany, N.H. Moody said he climbed into the pit to retrieve his wedding ring, but officials cleaned out the pit, screened the contents and found no ring.

Full Story:
http://pressherald.mainetoday.com/story.php?id=280388&ac=PHnws&pg=1

The shenanigans never end!!! This is big news… I mean, it happened 40 minutes away but made the ‘local’ paper:

http://kennebecjournal.mainetoday.com/news/local/6867029.html

Sheriff’s deputy charges man driving lawnmower with OUI

UNITY – A Waldo County Sheriff’s deputy was on patrol Wednesday night when he received a call about suspicious activity on School Street.

What David Mushrall found: headlights, close together, cruising the road, not far from Unity Elementary School. The deputy wound up arresting Jeffrey Cookson, 38, of Killdeer Drive on a charge of operating under the influence – on a lawnmower.

Chief Deputy Robert Keating said Thursday that he can recall only a few such charges in his 40-year career in law enforcement.

“We charged a woman in Searsport not too long ago,” Keating said. “She was on her way to a store to buy more beer.”

Cookson also faces charges of operating after suspension, and violation of probation. His probation conditions, Keating said, stipulated that he not drink alcohol.

Keating said that, following a charge of operating after suspension, people are not supposed to operate motorized vehicles on a roadway.

Mushrall, who had been in the area on a previous report, responded to the call at 9:25.

“He saw headlights on in his travel lane,” Keating said. “They cruised the roadway from the school to an oncoming lane of traffic. He pulled to the side and the lawnmower drove by his cruiser.”

Mushrall saw a man driving the lawnmower, turned on his blue lights and the man pulled over, Keating said.

Following the arrest, Mushrall took Cookson to the Waldo County Jail in Belfast.

Dexter postal worker pepper-sprays dog, child
http://www.bangordailynews.com/detail/120551.html

DEXTER, Maine â?? Ali, a 10-month-old, 5-pound Chihuahua, began to bark Saturday morning, and when 7-year-old Kelsey Wintle looked outside to see why, she saw a female postal worker pepper-spraying her puppy.

The girl ran outside and grabbed her dog, but in the process was sprayed in the face by the 57-year-old letter carrier, said her mother, Caitlin Wintle. â??My daughter went to pick up Ali and she continued to spray,â?? Wintle said just hours after the incident. â??The whole time the woman was mouthing off and swearing.â??

After the girl grabbed her puppy and turned away, the woman stopped spraying and â??my daughter collapsed to the ground in tears, saying, â??My dog is going to die. My dog is going to die,â??â?? Wintle said. â??Kelseyâ??s eyes were bright red and swollen, and she was having a hard time breathing. I had to call 911.â??

The Chihuahua â??was also yelping and rubbing her eyes with her tiny paws,â?? she said.

The woman applied so much spray to the dog and the child that the hair of both hardened shortly afterward, Wintle said.

As an ambulance crew checked out Kelsey Wintle, Maine State Police Trooper Larry Anderson arrived to begin his investigation.

The Dexter U.S. Post Office employee, whom police are not identifying, continued on with her route after the 9:50 a.m. incident at the Wintlesâ?? house.

â??She had been bitten by a dog in the past and she just reacted,â?? Anderson said of the postal worker Saturday afternoon.

The case was still under investigation and â??at this point, she has not been charged yet,â?? Anderson said Sunday.

Pepper spray is an effective self-defense tool that many police officers, prison guards and delivery personnel use. The spray causes pain and difficulties in breathing and irritates eyes for about 20 to 30 minutes and it â??is capable of stopping a big aggressive attacker,â?? the defendingwomen.com Web site states.

â??Iâ??m just really shocked,â?? Wintle said. â??Sheâ??s a little 5-pound Chihuahua. She wouldnâ??t hurt a fly. You would have thought the dog was a pit bull biting her from the way she acted. Itâ??s almost like she was angry at something and came here and totally exploded.â??

When let out on Sunday, the little dog would not leave the porch, Wintle said. Her daughter also is afraid to go outside, â??fearing another unprovoked attack from someone she should be able to trust, such as a postal delivery professional,â?? her mother said in an e-mail.

â??I am praying the United States Postal Service re-looks at their policies, procedures and training [in] reference [to] the use of force especially when young children are around.â??

Efforts to contact the Dexter post office on Saturday for a comment were unsuccessful.

Wintle, who said she also tried to call her local post office, said she planned to go down in person Monday to submit a written grievance against the woman. â??I donâ??t want her delivering here,â?? she said.

The dog on Sunday showed no signs of physical injury and her daughter was recovering well, Wintle said.

â??She looks like somebody punched her in the face, but sheâ??s doing much better,â?? she said.


Diver Sucked Into Powerful Whirlpool Off Maine

EASTPORT, Maine – The U.S. Coast Guard said a recreational scuba diver was exhausted but unharmed after being sucked into a large whirlpool in the ocean waters that straddle the Maine-Canada boundary.

A Coast Guard official in Eastport said 34-year-old Kevin Steeves, of New Brunswick, was diving Monday morning with a friend off the New Brunswick shore when he drifted into the whirlpool known as Old Sow.

Senior Chief Petty Officer James Malcolm said Old Sow is the largest tidal whirlpool in the Western Hemisphere. When conditions are right, Old Sow can open a hole in the sea in a swirling area more than 200 feet wide.

Malcolm said Steeves’ diving partner called the Coast Guard, but when a rescue vessel arrived Steeves had reached the Maine shore.

http://www.wmtw.com/news/21919272/detail.html

“Old Sow”

That’s a… actually pretty intimidating right there.

Are you sure it doesn’t prove that this guy’s just retarded haha?

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
That’s a… actually pretty intimidating right there.

Are you sure it doesn’t prove that this guy’s just retarded haha?[/quote]

I saw this on discovery, or nat geo or something the other day… apparently it starts up pretty quick. Scary shit. I actually thought to myself “man, that’d be crazy to get caught in that while diving.”

Also, you can’t swim fast [at all] in scuba gear, nor can you ascend too fast. I doubt this guy was a retard.

This is actually ‘diving season’ up here as this is the time people go hand-pick the creme-de-la-creme of scallops and sea urchins out of the cold waters. They ship them to Japan for top prices (sushi, etc.).

Very dangerous, very rewarding.

LOL, there’s a lot of retarded shit up here, but those guys aren’t it. Let me find the story of the drunk guy who walked out on the tidal flat. Or, better yet, the tourists from NYC and other places who walked down to Thunder Hole (ignoring the postings not to do so) during hurricane season and got swept away to sea by a rogue wave. Retarded. Tragic, but retarded.

This is front page stuff! Incidentally, New Hampshire news is still considered “local” here, even 100 miles away!

Restitution reduced for school clerk who threw eggs

HAMPTON â?? School District Clerk Tammy Deland will not have to pay a $20,000 bill for dumping Round-Up on her neighborâ??s lawn and throwing eggs at her home using a slingshot.

Hampton District Court Judge Laurence Cullen recently ruled in favor of an appeal filed by Deland to reduce the amount of money she was ordered to pay her neighbor.
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Deland was ordered by the state Department of Correctionsâ?? Division of Field Services (probation department) to pay her neighbor $20,219 as part of a no-contest plea she entered on March 30, 2009 in Hampton District Court to two counts of criminal mischief.

â??I am happy that I donâ??t have to pay $20,000 plus,â?? said Deland. â??But Iâ??m not happy I have to pay $1,500 for throwing an egg at her house. That is ridiculous.â??

Full Story
http://www.seacoastonline.com/articles/20100106-NEWS-100109888

NORWAY â?? Lake Pennesseewassee isn’t an unusual place to see people in their swimsuits, but usually they don’t show up when it is possible to see one’s breath in the air. Or when the lake itself is capped with a crust of ice and snow.

Keri Welch, a 21-year-old woman from Auburn, was the first to defy that tradition on Sunday. She waited, wrapped in blankets, until a snowmobile had been driven up onto a snow-covered platform and two photographers had finished setting up equipment. Welch then removed her coverings to reveal her only defense against the freezing air: an American flag bikini and a pair of white boots.

You guys ever been to Venus,Texas? When I was in the 8th grade,There was a fight between a football player and some gangster guy. It was a middle school fight and it made the papers. When I saw it I only said “REALLY?” and decided that I wanted to go back to Houston ASAP.

Local “Lamb Cam”.

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Good people. They are a local supplier of homegrown meats and preserves. Farms like this used to be the norm. We sometimes get meat from local suppliers and subscribe to organic co-ops in the summer for vegetables (you buy a share and every week or so go pick up what they harvest).

DK44-- if you’re still around, please do not view the “Lamb Cam” as pr0n. ;p

Ice cream cake assault leads to charges against Rochester man

ROCHESTER â?? Police charged a local man recently after he allegedly attacked his manager at Friendly’s with an 80-ounce caramel Heath bar ice cream cake.

Adam Porter, 30, of 42 North Main St. Apt. 4, pleaded not guilty in District Court Monday to allegations of misdemeanor simple assault and criminal mischief.

Police Capt. Paul Callaghan said Porter was an employee at the South Main Street Friendly’s who gave his two-week notice late last year. His last day was Jan. 10, and at 7:30 p.m., he encountered his manager a final time.

[b]Callaghan said the manager went to pick up a ringing phone, no one was on the other line, and when he turned around he unexpectedly found himself face-to-face with an “80-ounce sheet of cake.”

Porter allegedly threw the $22 frozen cake into his boss’s face, resulting in a bloody nose, Callaghan said.[/b]

Following a police investigation, Porter was charged on Jan. 31 with assaulting his manager. He remains free on $1,000 personal recognizance bail and is scheduled for trial on April 21. He is to have no entry into Friendly’s.

Not much happens… until I move.

http://www.wmur.com/news/22419143/detail.html

edit: steelyD, you live in Lewiston?

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He is to have no entry into Friendly’s. [/quote]

LOL