[quote]dad4 wrote:
Why does a thread like this garner this much attention, yet one I posted regarding some help in keeping my liver healthy gets no love?
… [/quote]
Because too many people don’t know anything about keeping the liver healthy yet they are happy to post shit about some quackery.
[quote]baretta wrote:
silver back gorilla vs. bear…that would be cool.[/quote]
How 'bout a fifty-foot tall silverback and three Tyrannosaurus Rexes?
[quote]Jprocrastinator wrote:
Bruce lee is dead. By contrast…
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the “Circle of Life.”
The prosecution rests.[/quote]
Bwaaaahahahahahahahaha!!!
Oh, shit, outfuckingstanding!
Jprocrastinator has my vote for Funniest Post of 2006.
V
Though not all short man have it, I think Little Man Syndrome exists. I’m about 6’1 240lbs and and in my younger days nearly every party I went to there would be one guy under 150lbs who would wander up to me , look me up and down and initiate conversation with one or more of:
I don’t think these guys are looking for a fight, but there are definately some insecurities playing out.
btw that discovery show is awesome, did anybody see the episode where a hippo kicked a sharks ass?
[quote]Nate Dogg wrote:
Professor X wrote:
I so sick of hearing about Bruce Lee on this forum. WTF? Because every little guy thinks he is the next Bruce Lee? Because they are hoping they can toss “big guys” around like rag dolls? This got stupid about 6 months ago.
I’ll kick your ass like Bruce Lee kicked all those dudes’ asses in Enter the Dragon.
“Little Man Syndrome” my ass!
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I have a cousin who plays pool for money,which he shouldnt do,hes about 50 yrs.old 5’7 160-165 pds. He’s still athletic use to do hand stand push ups ,walk on hands ride a unicycle,and play half back and safety on defense.always fast! Because of his size i think,whenever he beats somebody in pool they are usually bigger or out number him and they try not to pay which usually results in a fight .hes had people try to beat him with black jacks ,pool sticks,knives etc.The last time i went to court with him 3 over 6’ 230-260 lb. wannabe bikers with their harley shirts ,tatts and chain drive wallet’s were sueing him. I had to laugh when i saw those 3 big bearded dudes sittin their saying He broke my nose the other,he broke my ribs and the last said he knocked him out and broke his beeper.If i were them i would have been embarassed to take a little guy like that to court after they started something and got their butts kicked.It was pretty funny sight to see.
Fighting in general is stupid. Unless it’s for sport or 100% necessary. Fighting in a bar or public place is even worse. 9 times out of 10 you won’t even get to finish and you’re probably going to end up in cuffs or court or both. Get em at their house after a long night when you’re stone sober and had hours to plot…if it’s really neccessary.
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
Jprocrastinator wrote:
Bruce lee is dead. By contrast…
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the “Circle of Life.”
The prosecution rests.
Bwaaaahahahahahahahaha!!!
Oh, shit, outfuckingstanding!
Jprocrastinator has my vote for Funniest Post of 2006.
V[/quote]
That was awesomely funny.
How about Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, a Grizzly, a Polar Bear, a Lion and a Tiger against a full-size Mike Ditka???
DB
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
knewsom wrote:
uhh, like I said, fighitng is pretty stupid, unless you’re doing it as sport (SCA fighting, Boxing, Wrestling, etc.)
…and for the record, I have NO delusions of grandeur about “being the next bruce lee” - I just think he was a badass, and had INCREDIBLE strength for such a small man, AND he probably coulda kicked all of our asses.
Only if we circled around him and rushed at him one at a time, twirling our weapons around our heads rather than using them in a manner that would harm. Me, I would just use a trident on his ass - end of story.
DB[/quote]
lol - I donno man, he’d probably turn sideways and slip between the prongs, then, in an instant, he’d turn the other way, flexing all his muscles and sreaming, and break all them prongs off… 
[quote]frisbee wrote:
Lion vs. Tiger:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4318948967926803903&q=tiger[/quote]
Well, I guess THAT argument is over! damn, that was craziness.
[quote]tubbiebtch wrote:
Though not all short man have it, I think Little Man Syndrome exists. I’m about 6’1 240lbs and and in my younger days nearly every party I went to there would be one guy under 150lbs who would wander up to me , look me up and down and initiate conversation with one or more of:
I don’t think these guys are looking for a fight, but there are definately some insecurities playing out.
btw that discovery show is awesome, did anybody see the episode where a hippo kicked a sharks ass?[/quote]
Now that I think about it that has happened to be a few times as well. I’m 6’1" (220lbs). Occasionally, I will have a smaller guy trying to psych me out. I just let it go as it will look very stupid for me (a much bigger guy) to be fighting with a smaller guy. And everyone will blame you as being the aggressor just because you are bigger. And the chicks will think you are an ass as well. So it’s just stupid and makes you look as stupid as they are when you take the bait from these guys…
So unless someone actually is threatening me, I just blow it off.
[quote]knewsom wrote:
frisbee wrote:
Lion vs. Tiger:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4318948967926803903&q=tiger
Well, I guess THAT argument is over! damn, that was craziness.[/quote]
It looked like the Lion was not taking it seriously at first. Then got totally pissed off and took the tiger out!
Lions have an advantage because of all that hair around their neck; makes it difficult for another animal to get a good hold of it’s neck.
Damn, that Lion looked pissed!
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Then they relax over a hot apple toddy![/quote]
Are you talking about me?
Love,
Toddy
How about a polar bear and a lion against 3 pit bulls, an anaconda, two of the Hungry, Hungry Hippos, and Gleek from the Wonder Twins?
I still think a Liger could kill bruce lee.
but probably nothing else.
Tiger vs. Croc = Blowout
I came over a hill in the wilderness once (in Alaska) and saw a bear fighting a moose. Bear won in a 3 hour battle. Bruce Lee was the referee.
harris447’s avatar vs. Professor X’s avatar?
Bring it beeeotch!
[quote]jjphenomenon wrote:
Tiger vs. Croc = Blowout
I came over a hill in the wilderness once (in Alaska) and saw a bear fighting a moose. Bear won in a 3 hour battle. Bruce Lee was the referee.[/quote]
Nature battles are AWESOME - I’m still in awe that a freakin’ TIGER killed a CROCODILE!
shit, maybe a Lion COULD take a bear.
[quote]knewsom wrote:
I still think a Liger could kill bruce lee.
but probably nothing else. ;)[/quote]
You guys have no idea…
Its all about La Chupacabra
ROTFLMAO