Masturbate furiously for hours on end, then cry myself to sleep.
I have 2 kickball games tonight (cartoon character theme, lol), a flag football game tomorrow a.m. and cycle right after that. Other than those, I’m hermiting this weekend. Built up my instant stream netflix queue and dusted off some gaming systems. Partied too hard during my vacation the week of the 4th and last weekend camping to do any drinkin this weekend, lol.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
A great start to the weekend: BARRY MOTHERFUCKING WHITE while at work!
Let’s hear some amazing plans for the weekend … me, I’m going to the beach and then having a bonfire with a big group of friends … hopefully dipping my balls in the mashed potatoes … West Izzy for Tootles :)[/quote]
I know that your my only friend but… Your bitch ass always talks about balls. Dipping my balls in this… dipping my balls in that… nuts hanging… balls dropping… whats your fascination with balls???
Missus Dwarf just finished her period today, so it’ll be a great fuckin’ weekend.
[quote]nomorewar wrote:
polo77j wrote:
A great start to the weekend: BARRY MOTHERFUCKING WHITE while at work!
Let’s hear some amazing plans for the weekend … me, I’m going to the beach and then having a bonfire with a big group of friends … hopefully dipping my balls in the mashed potatoes … West Izzy for Tootles 
I know that your my only friend but… Your bitch ass always talks about balls. Dipping my balls in this… dipping my balls in that… nuts hanging… balls dropping… whats your fascination with balls???[/quote]
I’m not fascinated with balls in general, just my balls specifically. have you ever gone to the kind of party where it’s perfectly acceptable to dip your balls in mashed potatoes? If you haven’t then, my friend, you’re missing out on life.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
nomorewar wrote:
polo77j wrote:
A great start to the weekend: BARRY MOTHERFUCKING WHITE while at work!
Let’s hear some amazing plans for the weekend … me, I’m going to the beach and then having a bonfire with a big group of friends … hopefully dipping my balls in the mashed potatoes … West Izzy for Tootles
I know that your my only friend but… Your bitch ass always talks about balls. Dipping my balls in this… dipping my balls in that… nuts hanging… balls dropping… whats your fascination with balls???
Idn man… its just weird that you like to dip your balls in everything.lol
hopefully when your passed out at the beach… somebody teabags you. I love Irony!
I’m not fascinated with balls in general, just my balls specifically. have you ever gone to the kind of party where it’s perfectly acceptable to dip your balls in mashed potatoes? If you haven’t then, my friend, you’re missing out on life.[/quote]
dn man… its just weird that you like to dip your balls in everything.lol
hopefully when your passed out at the beach… somebody teabags you. I love Irony!
Don’t you put that evil on me!!
[quote]nomorewar wrote:
polo77j wrote:
nomorewar wrote:
polo77j wrote:
A great start to the weekend: BARRY MOTHERFUCKING WHITE while at work!
Let’s hear some amazing plans for the weekend … me, I’m going to the beach and then having a bonfire with a big group of friends … hopefully dipping my balls in the mashed potatoes … West Izzy for Tootles
I know that your my only friend but… Your bitch ass always talks about balls. Dipping my balls in this… dipping my balls in that… nuts hanging… balls dropping… whats your fascination with balls???
Idn man… its just weird that you like to dip your balls in everything.lol
hopefully when your passed out at the beach… somebody teabags you. I love Irony!
I’m not fascinated with balls in general, just my balls specifically. have you ever gone to the kind of party where it’s perfectly acceptable to dip your balls in mashed potatoes? If you haven’t then, my friend, you’re missing out on life.
dn man… its just weird that you like to dip your balls in everything.lol
hopefully when your passed out at the beach… somebody teabags you. I love Irony![/quote]
I thought every guy was obsessed with their nuts. That’s where the brain really is on a guy.
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
nomorewar wrote:
polo77j wrote:
nomorewar wrote:
polo77j wrote:
A great start to the weekend: BARRY MOTHERFUCKING WHITE while at work!
Let’s hear some amazing plans for the weekend … me, I’m going to the beach and then having a bonfire with a big group of friends … hopefully dipping my balls in the mashed potatoes … West Izzy for Tootles
I know that your my only friend but… Your bitch ass always talks about balls. Dipping my balls in this… dipping my balls in that… nuts hanging… balls dropping… whats your fascination with balls???
Idn man… its just weird that you like to dip your balls in everything.lol
hopefully when your passed out at the beach… somebody teabags you. I love Irony!
I’m not fascinated with balls in general, just my balls specifically. have you ever gone to the kind of party where it’s perfectly acceptable to dip your balls in mashed potatoes? If you haven’t then, my friend, you’re missing out on life.
dn man… its just weird that you like to dip your balls in everything.lol
hopefully when your passed out at the beach… somebody teabags you. I love Irony!
I thought every guy was obsessed with their nuts. That’s where the brain really is on a guy.[/quote]
Um, NO. Me and my nuts have a close bond, but i’m not even close to being obsessed with them.
My dick says HE’s the brains of this operation and the bals are just along for the ride.
I have no choice, but to agree.
My Balls feel offended. I mean as a guy I am absolutely NOT obsessed with my balls.
caresses his nuts gently
Don’t cry billy, you know they where just joking.
/End Hijack
Well, um, I actually have a pretty nice little Saturday planned, I’m going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don’t know, I don’t know if I’ll have enough time.
[quote]Bicep_craze wrote:
My Balls feel offended. I mean as a guy I am absolutely NOT obsessed with my balls.
caresses his nuts gently
Don’t cry billy, you know they where just joking.
/End Hijack[/quote]
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[quote]utHAUS wrote:
matko5 wrote:
Friend is having a birthday party. 10 guys, 1 gallon of vodka.
Weak
I’ll lift after work. Float down a river with a cooler full of beer tomorrow, and then spend sunday recovering/applying for Physical Therapy School.[/quote]
Yeah, weak.