[quote]kothreat wrote:
Be it resolved that Americans are no longer able to claim superiority over any other country due to their next president being a reality show star.
Fuck you America, fuck you in the ear. [/quote]
OMG Palin and the Kate +8 go camping, this I gotta see.
America, you guys may be dumb as bricks when it comes to picking your politicians, but goddamn ya’ll make entertaining television programs.
We aims to please.
We’re all aboot entertainment, eh?
Eh?
[quote]kothreat wrote:
Be it resolved that Americans are no longer able to claim superiority over any other country due to their next president being a reality show star.
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Be it resolved? Who says that?
Argue? Please!
V
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
[quote]kothreat wrote:
Be it resolved that Americans are no longer able to claim superiority over any other country due to their next president being a reality show star.
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Be it resolved? Who says that?[/quote]
uuuuuhhhmm…me?
Planet earth is 6,000 years old.
Christians: 1
Atheists: 0
[quote]kothreat wrote:
Be it resolved that Americans are no longer able to claim superiority over any other country due to their next president being a reality show star.
Fuck you America, fuck you in the ear. [/quote]
Meh, she’ll never make it to president. Making poor choices like this is the reason why.
Oh wait, I’m supposed to be nasty in this thread. So kiss my ass, Kothreat! LOL
how the fuck can Canada invade the U.S.? have you seen how they play football? I don’t think their snow will last down here. our snow doesn’t melt. it might burn but it won’t melt(unless you mix it with water and cook it)
as for my governor he used the taxpayers money to fly down to Argentina to screw his hot latino mistress while telling everyone he was hiking the Appalachian trail. win!!!
I remember a comedian who had a Canada shtick. He said that they’re sneaky bastards being all polite and quiet up there they’re really planning on how to invade on their snowshoes and snow MACHINES and skis. But while the invasion would have to happen between hockey seasons, that stuff wouldn’t work because it would have to happen in June.
[quote]silverblood wrote:
as for my governor he used the taxpayers money to fly down to Argentina to screw his hot latino mistress while telling everyone he was hiking the Appalachian trail. win!!!
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Your governor beats our governator.
Oh and since we’re supposed to be nasty, it’s “hot LatinA”, asshole!
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
I remember a comedian who had a Canada shtick. He said that they’re sneaky bastards being all polite and quiet up there they’re really planning on how to invade on their snowshoes and snow MACHINES and skis. But while the invasion would have to happen between hockey seasons, that stuff wouldn’t work because it would have to happen in June.[/quote]
Comedian Christopher Titus had a bit in one of his shows where he’s talking to his 2 year old daughter about world peace.
“Look, it’s a park. See what they’re doing is praying. They’re praying for eachother. There’s a white guy, a latino guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy…and…ok that…guy…(sighs) he’s Canadian. Don’t worry about him, they never really affect the world much at all. They’re praying for peace. And if we can’t have peace…well…that we destroy the people that screwed up the peace…so we can have peace!”
Speaking of toddlers…
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
[quote]silverblood wrote:
as for my governor he used the taxpayers money to fly down to Argentina to screw his hot latino mistress while telling everyone he was hiking the Appalachian trail. win!!!
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Your governor beats our governator.
Oh and since we’re supposed to be nasty, it’s “hot LatinA”, asshole![/quote]
I guess you’re right. since you’re letting all the IllegalS take over your state, tie up your schools and medical systems and change the official language from english you would know how to spell “LatinA” properly you spineless, limp wristed, O’Douls drinking VEGETARIAN!
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[quote]Mackk wrote:
Here is this video that I may or may not be in!
Stay classy, Hamilton.
[quote]silverblood wrote:
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
[quote]silverblood wrote:
as for my governor he used the taxpayers money to fly down to Argentina to screw his hot latino mistress while telling everyone he was hiking the Appalachian trail. win!!!
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Your governor beats our governator.
Oh and since we’re supposed to be nasty, it’s “hot LatinA”, asshole![/quote]
I guess you’re right. since you’re letting all the IllegalS take over your state, tie up your schools and medical systems and change the official language from english you would know how to spell “LatinA” properly you spineless, limp wristed, O’Douls drinking VEGETARIAN!
HEY! Don’t knock O’Douls!
[quote]silverblood wrote:
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
[quote]silverblood wrote:
as for my governor he used the taxpayers money to fly down to Argentina to screw his hot latino mistress while telling everyone he was hiking the Appalachian trail. win!!!
[/quote]
Your governor beats our governator.
Oh and since we’re supposed to be nasty, it’s “hot LatinA”, asshole![/quote]
I guess you’re right. since you’re letting all the IllegalS take over your state, tie up your schools and medical systems and change the official language from english you would know how to spell “LatinA” properly you spineless, limp wristed, O’Douls drinking VEGETARIAN!
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…and for your information, the reason I knew that it was Latina and not Latino is because a beautiful senoritO showed me…among other things 
I believe the US tried to invade Canada in 1812…
“I believe that in four weeks from the time a declaration of war is heard on our frontier, the whole of Upper Canada and a part of Lower Canada will be in our power.”
â?? Representative John C. Calhoun, 1812
The US failed to “claim the entire continent” and also suffered more casualties during the war. So there !!!
Our beer is better, our strip clubs are better, and we are the world’s greatest hockey players. SO FUCK YOU GUYS !!!
Eh?
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
I remember a comedian who had a Canada shtick. He said that they’re sneaky bastards being all polite and quiet up there they’re really planning on how to invade on their snowshoes and snow MACHINES and skis. But while the invasion would have to happen between hockey seasons, that stuff wouldn’t work because it would have to happen in June.[/quote]
LOL, I recently saw a Canadian comedian who was talking about how Canada should just invade a foreign country because that country would never see it coming. It would be so out of character for Canada that the other country would be too stunned to put up much of a fight. He suggested a country named after food, like Turkey or Chile.
[quote]OdysseusUnbound wrote:
I believe the US tried to invade Canada in 1812…
“I believe that in four weeks from the time a declaration of war is heard on our frontier, the whole of Upper Canada and a part of Lower Canada will be in our power.”
�¢?? Representative John C. Calhoun, 1812
The US failed to “claim the entire continent” and also suffered more casualties during the war. So there !!!
Our beer is better, our strip clubs are better, and we are the world’s greatest hockey players. SO FUCK YOU GUYS !!!
Eh?[/quote]
Dude, the war of 1812 was started because the British tried to invade the U.S. and take it back as a colony. I think Canada’s involvement was indirect, based on that they were still a British colony at that point and therefore a natural staging ground. Your independence from Britain came what, about 50 years after that?
Calhoun was forever running for President. He was probably just talking tough to try to drum up support.
History-lovin’ Bob