Let's Get in a Argument

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]kothreat wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
Alcoholics go to meetings.

But really, if I lived in such a cold and dysfunctional country like Canada.

I’d be a drunk.

Fuck them and their cold ass weather.[/quote]

Ferfucksakes. Goddamn Mericans can’t let shit go can you guys? Just keep poking…keep poking big boy.
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Nope, we can’t let shit go. Our former President started a war we’re still fighting just to get the guy who tried to kill his dad. We’re all about holding on to grudges, just look at our attitude towards Cuba. It makes you wonder what would have happened if the we had succeeded in taking over Cuba around the turn of the 20th Century (circa 1898-1902).
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You probably would have lost interest in Alaska, trading it to us for a case of Moosehead.

[quote]kothreat wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]kothreat wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
Alcoholics go to meetings.

But really, if I lived in such a cold and dysfunctional country like Canada.

I’d be a drunk.

Fuck them and their cold ass weather.[/quote]

Ferfucksakes. Goddamn Mericans can’t let shit go can you guys? Just keep poking…keep poking big boy.
[/quote]

Nope, we can’t let shit go. Our former President started a war we’re still fighting just to get the guy who tried to kill his dad. We’re all about holding on to grudges, just look at our attitude towards Cuba. It makes you wonder what would have happened if the we had succeeded in taking over Cuba around the turn of the 20th Century (circa 1898-1902).
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You probably would have lost interest in Alaska, trading it to us for a case of Moosehead.
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I’m sure we could sell it to you for a reasonable price…Maybe you want the Upper Peninsula of Michigan too?

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]kothreat wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]kothreat wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
Alcoholics go to meetings.

But really, if I lived in such a cold and dysfunctional country like Canada.

I’d be a drunk.

Fuck them and their cold ass weather.[/quote]

Ferfucksakes. Goddamn Mericans can’t let shit go can you guys? Just keep poking…keep poking big boy.
[/quote]

Nope, we can’t let shit go. Our former President started a war we’re still fighting just to get the guy who tried to kill his dad. We’re all about holding on to grudges, just look at our attitude towards Cuba. It makes you wonder what would have happened if the we had succeeded in taking over Cuba around the turn of the 20th Century (circa 1898-1902).
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You probably would have lost interest in Alaska, trading it to us for a case of Moosehead.
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I’m sure we could sell it to you for a reasonable price…Maybe you want the Upper Peninsula of Michigan too?[/quote]

Well, seeing as how you’re being so generous. We’ll take North Dakota, Washington, and Texas as well.

Moosehead is some good shit, btw.

You can have Minnesota too. With their ‘downtchaknow’ and ‘awwyafersure’ and all that pidgen english.

Fuck Minnesota too -

[quote]kothreat wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]kothreat wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]kothreat wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
Alcoholics go to meetings.

But really, if I lived in such a cold and dysfunctional country like Canada.

I’d be a drunk.

Fuck them and their cold ass weather.[/quote]

Ferfucksakes. Goddamn Mericans can’t let shit go can you guys? Just keep poking…keep poking big boy.
[/quote]

Nope, we can’t let shit go. Our former President started a war we’re still fighting just to get the guy who tried to kill his dad. We’re all about holding on to grudges, just look at our attitude towards Cuba. It makes you wonder what would have happened if the we had succeeded in taking over Cuba around the turn of the 20th Century (circa 1898-1902).
[/quote]

You probably would have lost interest in Alaska, trading it to us for a case of Moosehead.
[/quote]

I’m sure we could sell it to you for a reasonable price…Maybe you want the Upper Peninsula of Michigan too?[/quote]

Well, seeing as how you’re being so generous. We’ll take North Dakota, Washington, and Texas as well.
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Ummm…Canada doesn’t connect to Texas. You can only have states that share a border with you. You can have Maine, though. They have great lobster.

[quote]Edgy wrote:
Moosehead is some good shit, btw.

You can have Minnesota too. With their ‘downtchaknow’ and ‘awwyafersure’ and all that pidgen english.

Fuck Minnesota too -[/quote]

No shit…with their “Minnesooooota”. Too bad Missouri doesn’t border Canada, then we could get rid of the “Missourah” peeps.

Let em have Texas, Greenie -

All that’s there is steers and queers.

give em Texas and make 'em build a bridge so they don’t have to set foot on our soil.

They deserve that God forsaken shit hole.

From the sounds of it, all you guys really want is California, and part of the Eastern seaboard. The rest is ours. I’ll get the documents drawn up and sent to Rick Mercer.

My people will be in contact with your.

Mmmkay.

but gotta warn ya.

you take a real close look at Oklahoma, and you’ll be handing all that shit back to the US.

cereal.

No, we like the Midwest. I’m from Illinois, we need to keep the Midwest. The whole top layer of states you can have though.

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
No, we like the Midwest. I’m from Illinois, we need to keep the Midwest. The whole top layer of states you can have though.[/quote]

Nope. Chicago is in, or no deal.

[quote]Edgy wrote:
Mmmkay.

but gotta warn ya.

you take a real close look at Oklahoma, and you’ll be handing all that shit back to the US.

cereal.[/quote]

That bad, eh? No problem we’ll just say there’s a lot of work there. Once the newfies infest the place it will never be the same.

[quote]kothreat wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
No, we like the Midwest. I’m from Illinois, we need to keep the Midwest. The whole top layer of states you can have though.[/quote]

Nope. Chicago is in, or no deal. [/quote]

Then no deal. Chicago isn’t for sale.

Bump

I think we’re all argued out.

No, shit. Why would anyone want to bump this anyway. Lunatic.

[quote]kothreat wrote:
No, shit. Why would anyone want to bump this anyway. Lunatic.[/quote]

You know, just because he’s from California does not make him a lunatic.

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]kothreat wrote:
No, shit. Why would anyone want to bump this anyway. Lunatic.[/quote]

You know, just because he’s from California does not make him a lunatic.[/quote]

Yes it does. And, a dirty hippy as well.

Whatever, Igloo-living Sasquatch.

[quote]kothreat wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]kothreat wrote:
No, shit. Why would anyone want to bump this anyway. Lunatic.[/quote]

You know, just because he’s from California does not make him a lunatic.[/quote]

Yes it does. And, a dirty hippy as well.[/quote]

Altho I don’t appreciate the 'tude…the man does have a point here…