Attorney I work with told me today that her husband is Canadian and that I should be looking for a man there 
*Edit - obviously not arguing along, just throwing in my .02
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eh?
Currency weak.
Armed Forces Strong.
Give it a shot…Saddam did.
The United States of America…Running the world since 1776.[/quote]
1776 was a very boring year. Only two things of note happened that year: Declaration of Independence and Washington’s crossing of the Potomac. [/quote]
Whoa, hold on little lady. This is no place for historical accuracy and facts.
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So…why didn’t you get full independence from Britain, again? I think we’re the only country that has…every other colony is still part of the Commonwealth.[/quote]
Ah Americans can be so ignorant of other countries
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitution_of_Canada[/quote]
I’ll see your wiki article and raise you an answers.yahoo.com article. You still have to have the crown and her face everywhere. You still have the ROYAL Canadian Mounted Police.
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Symbolic only.
We keep her on the money just for a laugh. That’s the only place you see any traces of monarchy.
and before you make money jokes:
1 U.S. dollar = 1.02720026 Canadian dollars.
Dude, wtf have you invited the communist Chinese to do to your economy?
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Correctly fixed since it started with them.[/quote]
Correctly re-fixed to identify who both major political parties sold out to with their uncontrolled borrowing.
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LOL…if they ever ask for their money, we’re screwed. [/quote]
Wrong! If they ever ask for their money, we bomb those whiny little bitches.
[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
Attorney I work with told me today that her husband is Canadian and that I should be looking for a man there
*Edit - obviously not arguing along, just throwing in my .02[/quote]
She has a point. Go get a Canadian husband and bring him back and get him citizenship to a real country.
It’s also too fucking cold in Canada, bring back the husband indeed.
People who live up north always say things like, “I like seasons”. I tell them I do too. That’s why live here (California) where they skip the shitty ones.
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So Canada;
Just got back from my first hockey game: I drank beer, yelled at the other teams players, there were fights and a guy 3 feet behind me got hit in the head with a puck and had to be taken out in a ambulance(I got pictures). So basically it was awesome, I will give you that.
Canada still sucks, but they have cool sports, but not curling; fuck curling.
let’s see the pics!
Can’t we argue about other things?
We’ve basically agreed that Canada is swell.
Star Trek is now better and cooler than Star Wars ever was.
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Star Trek is now better and cooler than Star Wars ever was.[/quote]
Wrong.
Disamuthafuckingree!
Just don’t say that the new Star Wars movies are better than the old.
For the love of god, man, don’t say it!!!
Nooooooooooo…!!
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Just don’t say that the new Star Wars movies are better than the old.
For the love of god, man, don’t say it!!!
Nooooooooooo…!![/quote]
New Star Wars movies…?
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Disamuthafuckingree![/quote]
You’re still wrong!
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Star Trek is now better and cooler than Star Wars ever was.[/quote]
Picard is the far superior captain.
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[quote]Daniel-San wrote:
Just don’t say that the new Star Wars movies are better than the old.
For the love of god, man, don’t say it!!!
Nooooooooooo…!![/quote]
New Star Wars movies…?[/quote]
OK, not exactly “new” per se… I was reffering to episode I-III (new) as in opposition to episodes IV-VI (old).
Maybe he was joking in that he’s also trying to forget that he’d ever seen them.
[quote]barbarianlifter wrote:
So Canada;
Just got back from my first hockey game: I drank beer, yelled at the other teams players, there were fights and a guy 3 feet behind me got hit in the head with a puck and had to be taken out in a ambulance(I got pictures). So basically it was awesome, I will give you that.
Canada still sucks, but they have cool sports, but not curling; fuck curling. [/quote]
I agree with the FUCK CURLING comment. Even we hate it (most of us). Though I don’t know how anyone who lives in KANSAS can claim that any other place sucks. Really. The home of fucking Dorothy and Toto? Come on. And to the Star Trek lovers: Captain Kirk is Canadian. So there.
Seriously though, all friendly Canada-US banter aside, we are really forgetting the real problem with the world: EUROTRASH. And the Dutch (well, maybe their women are okay).
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So Canada;
Just got back from my first hockey game: I drank beer, yelled at the other teams players, there were fights and a guy 3 feet behind me got hit in the head with a puck and had to be taken out in a ambulance(I got pictures). So basically it was awesome, I will give you that.
Canada still sucks, but they have cool sports, but not curling; fuck curling. [/quote]
I agree with the FUCK CURLING comment. Even we hate it (most of us). Though I don’t know how anyone who lives in KANSAS can claim that any other place sucks. Really. The home of fucking Dorothy and Toto? Come on. And to the Star Trek lovers: Captain Kirk is Canadian. So there.
Seriously though, all friendly Canada-US banter aside, we are really forgetting the real problem with the world: EUROTRASH. And the Dutch (well, maybe their women are okay).[/quote]
Dude…?
As a fine, young, straping Eurotrash specimen, I resent that…
And here I was, quietly on my corner, loving Canada (I really do) and you guys just attack us? I’m sad…
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[quote]barbarianlifter wrote:
So Canada;
Just got back from my first hockey game: I drank beer, yelled at the other teams players, there were fights and a guy 3 feet behind me got hit in the head with a puck and had to be taken out in a ambulance(I got pictures). So basically it was awesome, I will give you that.
Canada still sucks, but they have cool sports, but not curling; fuck curling. [/quote]
I agree with the FUCK CURLING comment. Even we hate it (most of us). Though I don’t know how anyone who lives in KANSAS can claim that any other place sucks. Really. The home of fucking Dorothy and Toto? Come on. And to the Star Trek lovers: Captain Kirk is Canadian. So there.
Seriously though, all friendly Canada-US banter aside, we are really forgetting the real problem with the world: EUROTRASH. And the Dutch (well, maybe their women are okay).[/quote]
Dude…?
As a fine, young, straping Eurotrash specimen, I resent that…
And here I was, quietly on my corner, loving Canada (I really do) and you guys just attack us? I’m sad…
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Living in Europe does not necessarily make you Eurotrash…I was thinking more along the lines of the Dutch, the Germans and the French and Belgium…FUCK BELGIUM…jokes, jokes…sort of
Besides, Portugese women are pretty hot, but dude, seriously…Soccer (football to you guys) is ass. Sorry. Get some ice, learn to play hockey, or at least rugby, that shit is bad-ass.
Proof that we Canadians have a sense of humour. It’s funny because it’s true. Sorry.