All the Brits gave Canada is…
Wait…they didn’t give ya’all shit did they.
They just tax the shit outta you and call you their ‘subjects’, eh?
Well, then. good for you.
eh?
[quote]OdysseusUnbound wrote:
And for those who don’t like hockey…YOU ARE IDIOTS. It triumphs over every other sport and here’s why:
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I share George Carlin’s view of Ice Hockey:
Hockey comes to mind. People think hockey is a sport. It’s not. Hockey is three activities taking place at the same time: ice skating, fooling around with a puck, and beating the shit out of somebody. If these guys had more brains then teeth, they’d do these things one at a time. First go ice-skating, then fool around with a puck, then you go to the bar and beat the shit out of somebody. The day would last longer, and these guys would have a lot more fun. Another reason why hockey isn’t a sport is that it’s not played with a ball. Anything not played with a ball can’t be a sport. These are my rules, I make 'em up.
Here’s the rest of the bit: Read about George Carlin's views on sports
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
[quote]OdysseusUnbound wrote:
And for those who don’t like hockey…YOU ARE IDIOTS. It triumphs over every other sport and here’s why:
[/quote]
I share George Carlin’s view of Ice Hockey:
Hockey comes to mind. People think hockey is a sport. It’s not. Hockey is three activities taking place at the same time: ice skating, fooling around with a puck, and beating the shit out of somebody. If these guys had more brains then teeth, they’d do these things one at a time. First go ice-skating, then fool around with a puck, then you go to the bar and beat the shit out of somebody. The day would last longer, and these guys would have a lot more fun. Another reason why hockey isn’t a sport is that it’s not played with a ball. Anything not played with a ball can’t be a sport. These are my rules, I make 'em up.
Here’s the rest of the bit: Read about George Carlin's views on sports
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George Carlin WAS hilarious, but in this case, he’s wrong. Q.E.D. Bowling is played with a ball, as are cricket, Ping-pong, golf, pool and snooker etc…None of those things are sports. Hockey still rules.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
All the Brits gave Canada is…
Wait…they didn’t give ya’all shit did they.
They just tax the shit outta you and call you their ‘subjects’, eh?
Well, then. good for you.
eh?[/quote]
Uhm, wrong. We don’t pay any taxes to the Brits. At all. Eh? And our beer is better than yours. I concede that Jack Daniels is very hard to beat, drink-wise though.
[quote]OdysseusUnbound wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
All the Brits gave Canada is…
Wait…they didn’t give ya’all shit did they.
They just tax the shit outta you and call you their ‘subjects’, eh?
Well, then. good for you.
eh?[/quote]
Uhm, wrong. We don’t pay any taxes to the Brits. At all. Eh? And our beer is better than yours. I concede that Jack Daniels is very hard to beat, drink-wise though.
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I drink JD, but am partial to your Crown Royal.
Dude…Molson Golden. Better? even you know that ain’t true.
try again, mmkay?
What aboot food? What food is distinctly Canadian? Deep fried maple tree? Snow cones?
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
What aboot food? What food is distinctly Canadian? Deep fried maple tree? Snow cones?[/quote]
salmon
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]kothreat wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
eh?
Currency weak.
Armed Forces Strong.
Give it a shot…Saddam did.
The United States of America…Running the world since 1776.[/quote]
1776 was a very boring year. Only two things of note happened that year: Declaration of Independence and Washington’s crossing of the Potomac. [/quote]
Whoa, hold on little lady. This is no place for historical accuracy and facts.
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So…why didn’t you get full independence from Britain, again? I think we’re the only country that has…every other colony is still part of the Commonwealth.[/quote]
Ah Americans can be so ignorant of other countries
[quote]kothreat wrote:
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
What aboot food? What food is distinctly Canadian? Deep fried maple tree? Snow cones?[/quote]
salmon[/quote]
Are you shitting me?!! Canada claims salmon as if they only exist in or originated from Canada?
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
[quote]kothreat wrote:
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
What aboot food? What food is distinctly Canadian? Deep fried maple tree? Snow cones?[/quote]
salmon[/quote]
Are you shitting me?!! Canada claims salmon as if they only exist in or originated from Canada?[/quote]
What food is distinctly American? There really isn’t any. It has all been brought from the old world and in some cases modified. Modified food does not make it distinctly yours.
So, basically, I could ask you the same question.
[quote]kothreat wrote:
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
[quote]kothreat wrote:
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
What aboot food? What food is distinctly Canadian? Deep fried maple tree? Snow cones?[/quote]
salmon[/quote]
Are you shitting me?!! Canada claims salmon as if they only exist in or originated from Canada?[/quote]
What food is distinctly American? There really isn’t any. It has all been brought from the old world and in some cases modified. Modified food does not make it distinctly yours.
So, basically, I could ask you the same question.
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I think having a steak named after New York qualifies…
New England Clam Chowder?
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
[quote]kothreat wrote:
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
[quote]kothreat wrote:
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
What aboot food? What food is distinctly Canadian? Deep fried maple tree? Snow cones?[/quote]
salmon[/quote]
Are you shitting me?!! Canada claims salmon as if they only exist in or originated from Canada?[/quote]
What food is distinctly American? There really isn’t any. It has all been brought from the old world and in some cases modified. Modified food does not make it distinctly yours.
So, basically, I could ask you the same question.
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I think having a steak named after New York qualifies…[/quote]
Nuh-uh does not.
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
New England Clam Chowder?[/quote]
Cheeseburger, Hotdogs, Buffalo wings, Fried Chicken. I am sure there is lots more.
You Canadians better settle down, you don’t want uncle Vegita gettin all up in this shit.
The ONLY thing you got on us is that your side of the Falls are bigger.
V
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
New England Clam Chowder?[/quote]
Stteeeeeeeerike TWO
[quote]kothreat wrote:
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
New England Clam Chowder?[/quote]
Stteeeeeeeerike TWO
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Well, looks like we need to get to inventin one then. My fellow Americans, I present to you, Skewered Canadian Loudmouth, slow roasted over an open fire pit. The balls are a delicacy, obviously because they are so tiny.
V
Pizza.
Uniquely American
eh?
[quote]kothreat wrote:
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
[quote]kothreat wrote:
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
What aboot food? What food is distinctly Canadian? Deep fried maple tree? Snow cones?[/quote]
salmon[/quote]
Are you shitting me?!! Canada claims salmon as if they only exist in or originated from Canada?[/quote]
What food is distinctly American? There really isn’t any. It has all been brought from the old world and in some cases modified. Modified food does not make it distinctly yours.
So, basically, I could ask you the same question.
[/quote]
Chili Cheese Fries> Poutine
Syrup> Maple crap
Bacon> Ham
Plus are modified food is better than the real thing. Tex Mex, New Mexican food, pizza.
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
New England Clam Chowder?[/quote]
I really like New England. It makes Old England seem so much better. Well done with the names boys.
It is a uniquely American conceit to take something that has been around forever, and claim that they invented it. Steak. Chowder.
To be honest, Canadians and Americans seem pretty much the same to me. Except Canadians have a better sense of humour (absent, apparently, on this thread).
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]kothreat wrote:
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
New England Clam Chowder?[/quote]
Stteeeeeeeerike TWO
[/quote]
Well, looks like we need to get to inventin one then. My fellow Americans, I present to you, Skewered Canadian Loudmouth, slow roasted over an open fire pit. The balls are a delicacy, obviously because they are so tiny.
V[/quote]
I’m sorry, but that could still be considered modified and not distinctly American.
Americans: ripping shit off since 1776
You guys have to face it. The only reason you think you’re so great is because you’re delusional. I may have thought I was an astronaut on drugs at one point, but it doesn’t make it so.
Besides, one needs big balls to live up here. If it’s not grizzly then it’s polar. If it’s not -62 celsius then it’s -25. No one with small balls is calling this place home.