Largest Snake Ever Discovered

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[quote]red04 wrote:
Wonder how creepy it would be to find the shed skin of something that large.[/quote]

bout as creepy as finding one of my used condoms, brah

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Yeah, so I have no skills, but at least it’s now work-safe.

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I see a snake 1/5th that size and I’m taking steroids and growth hormones ASAP!

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Speaking of Anaconda…

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I mean, clearly, that snake didn’t need no pro-hormones to get that big. Damn.

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[quote]polo77j wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
IronAbrams wrote:
Snakes, why’d it have to be snakes?

At least they didn’t find spiders the size of sea turtles…

That’ll be the day…

Close enough…for government work[/quote]

That’s actually a hoax photo. If you look closely you can see it’s zoomed in. Snopes it. Camel Spiders | Snopes.com

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I see they found my “old” wang (I was asked to “downsize”).

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[quote]AccipiterQ wrote:
polo77j wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
IronAbrams wrote:
Snakes, why’d it have to be snakes?

At least they didn’t find spiders the size of sea turtles…

That’ll be the day…

Close enough…for government work

That’s actually a hoax photo. If you look closely you can see it’s zoomed in. Snopes it. http://www.snopes.com/photos/bugs/camelspider.asp[/quote]

Actually, the photo is real, if you read Snoopes correctly.

The message that accompanies the picture is what’s inaccurate.

The only good snake is a dead snake, imo.

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A vertebra from an anaconda (l) is dwarfed by one from Titanoboa (r)

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[quote]silverblood wrote:
A vertebra from an anaconda (l) is dwarfed by one from Titanoboa (r)[/quote]

WHOAH

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[quote]pushharder wrote:
After reading this I emailed Nancy Pelosi and asked her to include more money in the Stimulus Package for combating global warming. There is just no way we can allow the return of a snake of epic proportions. No way. We just caint do it.

[Hiccup]

[Burp]

[Fart][/quote]

If that shit happens I’m moving to even colder territory with you push, eventually the human race will be driven into Northern Canada and Siberia, giving them populations greater than 0 =p

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[quote]Steve8867 wrote:
I see they found my “old” wang (I was asked to “downsize”).
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Heh heh heh heh heh…Hello, ladies! This is my little friend, Goliath. We had to order special elastic pants for him on the internet. Hey! You guys got a wheelbarrow or something… shopping cart? No?

Just watch out for those crabs son. I hear they eat small children.