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[quote]WolBarret wrote:
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Good thread, WollySquirt.
Another reason the SB is anticlimactic; the playoffs are so much more entertaining from a pure football point of view.
I too watch practically none of the pre and post game festivities because of the senseless hype.[/quote]
You were able to pull yourself away from a Murder She Wrote/Matlock marathon to see my thread? Good for you, old fart.
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I was equally, perhaps more-so, surprised that the Super Bowl was more compelling to you than the Cartoon Network. Good for you, pipsqueak.[/quote]
Not nearly as surprised as when you mistake the kitchen for the bathroom and the bathroom for the kitchen.
I hope your alzheimer’s medicine kicks in before you crap in the sink again.
Good luck, Geezer.[/quote]
Now how can ye dare joust with me when we all caught you at the Waffle House at 1:30 a.m. the other night eating grits mixed with your sunnyside-up eggs (the proper way to eat 'em, fwiw) and on your laptop asking for dick pics from some poor unsuspecting 09er?
Did you ever get the pics, nino? (If so did you use the runny whites of your eggs…for err…hand lotion?)[/quote]
So ye of old age and uncontrollable bowels wants dick pics and eggs? Neither one I can do for you, but I know what kind of prostitute to get you for your 10,000th birthday. And here’s the bonus gift: grape favored Geritol.
You’re welcome, Old one.
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I see the egg whites deal kinda hit close to home and got under your skin, huh? (Excuse the double metaphor although a pup that’s barely been weaned is unlikely to understand what that term even means anyway)[/quote]
Speaking of skin, why hasn’t your skin turned to dust? What ancient secret do you use? You steal souls? Eat children? Lazarus pits?
(You’re excused. It only makes sense for you to use metaphors since you were around when the English language was first created and perfected)
But seriously, we have to continue this verbal duel some other time. I’m sure we’ll have better jokes tomorrow.
Go Saints!