[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]twinexperience wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Hey there twin[/quote]
=) You kill lots of birdies last week? [/quote]
Yep. Roughly 1,500 between three of us.[/quote]
You feeding Seagulls alka-selzer again
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]twinexperience wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Hey there twin[/quote]
=) You kill lots of birdies last week? [/quote]
Yep. Roughly 1,500 between three of us.[/quote]
You feeding Seagulls alka-selzer again [/quote]
From troughs!
Did a little dove hunt way down south.
[quote]twinexperience wrote:
[quote]Johnny T Frisk wrote:
[quote]Christine wrote:
^
Cause the reality is usually nothing like the theory?[/quote]
In theory they’re just hot chicks making out, in reality they’re usually nothing but a bunch of bull dykes.[/quote]
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Bull Dyke here on vacation…occasionally those theories come true =) [/quote]
lol It’s more like lesbian theory: Two hot women are making out, and oh, wow, they are so caught up in their passion that they see me, and…invite me to join!! I’m so glad that I watched so much plot-based porn and late-night episodes of Red Shoe Diaries, because now I know EXACTLY what to do…oh yeah…
Lesbian reality: Two women (hot or not) are making out, oh, wait, they see me and…oh…they really have no possible interest in me whatsoever. In fact they’re starting to look a little pissed at me staring at them ok wow so back to my vodka tonic… Damn you, Red Shoe Diaries!!!
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]twinexperience wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]twinexperience wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]twinexperience wrote:
[quote]Johnny T Frisk wrote:
[quote]Christine wrote:
^
Cause the reality is usually nothing like the theory?[/quote]
In theory they’re just hot chicks making out, in reality they’re usually nothing but a bunch of bull dykes.[/quote]
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Bull Dyke here on vacation…occasionally those theories come true =) [/quote]
You could have gone with most males in America are male models for sure. [/quote]
I have no idea what you just said there… [/quote]
Sorry was not clear, the bashing of Lesbians as being all bull dykes (meaning unattractive) and my rebuttal would be that most males in America are far from being Male Models. Pot calling the kettle black type of thing. Just my .02[/quote]
Ah - sorry. Completely agree with you on that one. [/quote]
No worries, I was doing three things at once again and should have clarified.
Back to thread which is about some chick snorting coke off hookers asses and yelling at fat people to put down that donut. [/quote]When you put it like that I would double fuck her backwards while her girlfriend watched.
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]twinexperience wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Hey there twin[/quote]
=) You kill lots of birdies last week? [/quote]
Yep. Roughly 1,500 between three of us.[/quote]
You feeding Seagulls alka-selzer again [/quote]
From troughs!
Did a little dove hunt way down south.[/quote]
The valley or across the border?
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]twinexperience wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Hey there twin[/quote]
=) You kill lots of birdies last week? [/quote]
Yep. Roughly 1,500 between three of us.[/quote]
You feeding Seagulls alka-selzer again [/quote]
From troughs!
Did a little dove hunt way down south.[/quote]
The valley or across the border?[/quote]Mexico, Mourning dove. We did shoot some white wing out of season. They don’t give a fuck if you “tip”.
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]twinexperience wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Hey there twin[/quote]
=) You kill lots of birdies last week? [/quote]
Yep. Roughly 1,500 between three of us.[/quote]
You feeding Seagulls alka-selzer again [/quote]
From troughs!
Did a little dove hunt way down south.[/quote]
The valley or across the border?[/quote]Mexico, Mourning dove. We did shoot some white wing out of season. They don’t give a fuck if you “tip”.
[/quote]
How much does a trip like that run?
I got clients I may need to lure.
^why don’t you two get a fucking room?
jesusfuckingchrist~
[quote]Edgy wrote:
^why don’t you two get a fucking room?
jesusfuckingchrist~[/quote]
Damn Edgy did you forget your coffee this morning?
I was asking so I could take you goof
[quote]Edgy wrote:
^why don’t you two get a fucking room?
jesusfuckingchrist~[/quote]
No shit… what does this thread have to do with hunting birds?
Oh, wait…
twert
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]twinexperience wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Hey there twin[/quote]
=) You kill lots of birdies last week? [/quote]
Yep. Roughly 1,500 between three of us.[/quote]
You feeding Seagulls alka-selzer again [/quote]
From troughs!
Did a little dove hunt way down south.[/quote]
The valley or across the border?[/quote]Mexico, Mourning dove. We did shoot some white wing out of season. They don’t give a fuck if you “tip”.
[/quote]
How much does a trip like that run?
I got clients I may need to lure.[/quote]
http://www.pintaillodge.com/mexico-dove-hunting/
This is where we go. IMO the Laguna Madre area is the absolute best for all bird hunting, minus Argentina of course.
Don’t worry about Edgie, he got this way when Christine and I flirted too. Really jealous attention lover, a funny picture from you directed at him should handle it.
FTR, the dove season is usually quoted for white wing. Mourning season is longer. You just have to check, the Mexicans are likely to change season on a whim.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
^why don’t you two get a fucking room?
jesusfuckingchrist~[/quote]
Hey, Keep Jesus out yo mouth and I’ll Lay off Odie
I’ve heard this place is pretty good too, never been though. I think it’s pricey but if you’re charging an expense account…
twert twert twert twert twert twert twert twert twert
That’s the sound birds make when they die…
[quote]Christine wrote:
twert twert twert twert twert twert twert twert twert
That’s the sound birds make when they die…[/quote]
Sometimes they kind of wheeze if you catch them on a long shot and the spray just leaves a bb or two in their lungs. You have to pull their heads off. Like a zombie kinda.
[quote]four60 wrote:
Hey, Keep Jesus out yo mouth and I’ll Lay off Odie[/quote]
I think you meant Odin, but in any case, you have a deal.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
Hey, Keep Jesus out yo mouth and I’ll Lay off Odie[/quote]
I think you meant Odin, but in any case, you have a deal.[/quote]
No…Odie was right.
Deal.
Well I was going to post the song West Texas Holiday by Pat Green but it doesn’t exist on the internet evidently.
FYI and all.
