At first Ronnie was alright but hes turning into a douchebag over that broad Sam. Everyone on the show bothers the fuck outta me! But I just cant stop watching…
Thanks to solushus from urban dictionary:
Guido
A sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely; usually native to the New York/New Jersey Tri-State area.
WARDROBE: tight zipper shirts, tracksuits, designer jeans, fuzzy kangol hats, tiny hoop earrings, fake gold chains, and related Euro-trash garb and tacky cheese-wear.
NATURAL HABITAT: Known to frequent Tri-State area malls looking for club gear to waste their week’s pay on (most likely spotted shopping at “Bang Bang” in Staten Island). During the day when not at their food delivery, telemarketting, or construction job, can be located at their local gym tanning or lifting weights. Can be found nightly at mainstream danceclubs they read about online (SF, Webster Hall, Etc.). Most notable for cruising the Jersey shore in an old car (Honda, Mustang, etc.) which has been tinted, painted and sports $1,000-$3,000 rims in a feeble attempt to look like new. Guido cars usually have a boomin’ system through which cheesy music like freestyle, commercial club/trance and hip-hop (anything KTU plays) is loudly blasted.
GENETIC LINKS: Directly related to modern day urban-guidos, A.K.A. “wiggers,” A.K.A. “wegros;” urban-guidos are white males who once exhibited the traits referenced above, but have now instead opted to keep it unreal, with wardrobes consisting of clothes from labels like FUBU and Rocawear which they bought on sale at Macy’s. These individuals still listen to the same music and drive the same type of car as their predecessor; it is usually just their choice of attire and use of slang and poor speech skills that differentiate them from the classic guido. Most guidos are distrusting of non-whites despite the fact some of their attire and music can be traced to non-white origins.
PASSTIMES/RECREATIONAL ACTIVITIES: Guidos enjoy beating up a non-white or homosexual while assisted by a group of 5-10 guido friends backing them up; engaging in date rape; and displaying their lack of rhythm by dancing poorly in the middle of a club’s dance floor while non-guidos look on in disbelief.
If you know a Mike, Joe, Rob or Tony, he’s probably a guido.
Unbelievable. How about the girl snookie who gets punched in the next episode.
God I can’t believe how long it took this long for this show to be made, one of the review articles summed it up pretty nice, it took 6 years for mtv to follow up from the true life jersey shore episode, which was pretty funny. then the kick ass my new haircut vid on youtube. or even guidofistpump.com. if you haven’t already, check them out. and yeah snickers face looks like a used catchers mitt.
Still no torrents of the 3rd ep. Ragesville Arizona!
[quote]Jack Urboady wrote:
Still no torrents of the 3rd ep. Ragesville Arizona![/quote]
http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/5212350/Jersey.Shore.S01E03.DSR.XviD-SAiNTS
[quote]shortstop1616 wrote:
Unbelievable. How about the girl snookie who gets punched in the next episode.[/quote]
rofl. I was dying when I saw that shit. I can’t believe someone would do that… I also can’t believe I saw them taking him away in a cop car, and not an ambulance.
getnitdone- that shit had me in tears.
3rd ep is up on mtv.com. Oh and ya snooki/snickerz getting punched in the face happens in the next episode, but mtv has decided to pull that part. http://www.usmagazine.com/moviestvmusic/news/mtv-pulls-punch-clip-from-jersey-shore-1970218
This is possibly the greatest show ever. Its so real.
They called the blonde chick a grenade. Hilarious.
My favorites have to be the Italian Kid and Play.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
They called the blonde chick a grenade. Hilarious.
My favorites have to be the Italian Kid and Play.[/quote]
Pauly D was ready to jump on that grenade. What a team player
I love that Alyssam Milano and some others have complained about the show’s “portrayal” of Italian Americans.
How is it a “portrayal” when there are ACTUAL people living like this?
I can’t believe how hard this bastard decked that girl:
I don’t care if you hate a chick or how much shit she is talking, but come on. That was way too fucking violent.
Guido Beach >>>> Jersey Shore
DAMN, WHAT A JAB!! YES, IT’S FUCKED UP, REALLY FUCKED UP!!
Fellow TMUSCLE members, look at the shit I found doing a google search on ‘mtv jersey shore’. In which the manner this idiot of a man types his english is setting us back. What a fucking douche. A typical douche:
Author Message
djdstar Post subject: Re: MTV’s the jersey shorePosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 6:28 pm
ol’ head
Joined: Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:21 am
Posts: 1773 So last night me and my Bro’s go to fucking ROOM SERVICE in NYC
And I park my fucking benz In the garage across the street from the place, throw the fucking loser a 20 to leave my car right out fucking front, meanwhile all the bitches are staring at my fucking car and my boys and especially me cause were all looking fucking jacked, we all went tanning you know the deal already.
So I fucking walk up to the line and I know every promoter there because im in the scene, the line is huge, but everyone makes way for me because im the biggest guy there BY FAR and best looking. Needless to say I get my doorman Rich to fucking come out and im like bro open the fucking ropes right now its me + 3 and get me the best fucking table you got. Everyone was shocked at my entrance, I was the fucking KING. Benz across the street bottles of fucking GREY GOOSE all over the motherfucking place, some dumb celebrities trying to fucking sit at my table, I was like are you serial bro? get the fuck out…I sat on TOP of the fucking couch not on it so every girl could fucking see me. Man I swear every fucking bitch was gawking at me and a few at my boys because they knew they couldnt get me (they were worse looking). Man the fucking bottle girl was bringing me so much goose I was like bitch, heres a fucking 100, go find me some motherfucking Coke…bitch came back with a nice jar of white on white and I fucking snorted that shit with my boys right there at the table, what the fucks anyone going to do? Look at me, look at my blazer (Its Armani), look at my car outside, look at my fucking tan. Lets be serial here. Nobodys doing shit.
And that’s it. Wow. What a materialistic panzy ass sissified, well…umm…Bitch?
Looks like the guido culture has seeped into the nordic countries
Swedos lol
[quote]Jack Urboady wrote:
Looks like the guido culture has seeped into the nordic countries
Swedos lol[/quote]
Its ironic that europeans has tried copying the guido lifestyles as unbeknown to them,Italian Americans tried copying the eurotrash style forming the “Guido”.* Its a vicious and ugly cycle.
*Eurotrash styles include the brands of Armani Exchange and Diesel.
so who gets in a fight this week?