Jersey Shore 2

There were two golden lines last night:

  1. Mike being called “The Instigation” by Vinny

  2. Vinny telling Snookie, who was trying unsuccessfully to clean up BBQ sauce from the kitchen floor: “Snookie, I’m trying to teach you how to be a good wife.” because the idiot didn’t know how to wife something off the floor.

[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:

[quote]165StateChamp wrote:
I didn’t understand the Saved by the Bell reference, it’s from before my time. Paulie D freaking out on Angelina was hilarious. She is one incoherent drunk.

This may be gay, but did anyone else really like the soundtrack from the first episode? [/quote]

Its not so far before your time that you can’t do a damn google search.

Theres nothing to be proud of for not knowing about Saved by the Bell, champ.[/quote]

Haha I’m no champ. And sorry! I’ll be sure to get on that.

[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
There were two golden lines last night:

  1. Mike being called “The Instigation” by Vinny

  2. Vinny telling Snookie, who was trying unsuccessfully to clean up BBQ sauce from the kitchen floor: “Snookie, I’m trying to teach you how to be a good wife.” because the idiot didn’t know how to wife something off the floor. [/quote]

3)“She played like tight end for the Giants” - from Mike about Ronnie’s grenade escapades.

[quote]165StateChamp wrote:

[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:

[quote]165StateChamp wrote:
I didn’t understand the Saved by the Bell reference, it’s from before my time. Paulie D freaking out on Angelina was hilarious. She is one incoherent drunk.

This may be gay, but did anyone else really like the soundtrack from the first episode? [/quote]

Its not so far before your time that you can’t do a damn google search.

Theres nothing to be proud of for not knowing about Saved by the Bell, champ.[/quote]

Haha I’m no champ. And sorry! I’ll be sure to get on that. [/quote]

now waiting on your write up of saved by the bell so that we all know you learned a truly wonderful lesson today…

[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
It looks like Ronnie is going to take the title of biggest douchebag in the house away from Situation.

Mike has calmed down a lot since last season. He stopped trying so hard.[/quote]
Yeah,mike has shown alot of improvement. Im really proud of him. (Lol,sounds like im congratulating a kid thats going from 5th grade to 6th)

I’ve never seen this show, but after reading all your comments I may have to take a look. I feel like I should start from the beginning of Season 1 though. Anybody know if it is on Netflix?

[quote]fighting_fires wrote:

[quote]165StateChamp wrote:

[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:

[quote]165StateChamp wrote:
I didn’t understand the Saved by the Bell reference, it’s from before my time. Paulie D freaking out on Angelina was hilarious. She is one incoherent drunk.

This may be gay, but did anyone else really like the soundtrack from the first episode? [/quote]

Its not so far before your time that you can’t do a damn google search.

Theres nothing to be proud of for not knowing about Saved by the Bell, champ.[/quote]

Haha I’m no champ. And sorry! I’ll be sure to get on that. [/quote]

now waiting on your write up of saved by the bell so that we all know you learned a truly wonderful lesson today…
[/quote]

Saved by the Bell was a high school sitcom that ran from the late 80s to early 90s. It revolved around a group of friends and interspersed their hijinks with lessons about real social issues. When Ronnie refers to “Zack and Kelly” he is really referring to Zack’s constant pursuit of Kelly that ultimately ended up with the two getting married.

Ronnie’s off cycle this season.

Jersey shore is harmless. It might not be the most educational or useful TV out there, but it’s fun when you’re bored.

I’ve spent 19 years living in Jersey, and a few living there part time. There are a few people like on the show, and a few with similar characteristics, but you learn to ignore them after a while. The show might not be an accurate representation, but live with it. There was no way it could cover every facet of the state, and if it tried, it’d be boring.

If you can’t stand it, don’t watch. If you thought Snookie getting decked was entertaining, decent money says it happens again.

[quote]165StateChamp wrote:

[quote]fighting_fires wrote:

[quote]165StateChamp wrote:

[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:

[quote]165StateChamp wrote:
I didn’t understand the Saved by the Bell reference, it’s from before my time. Paulie D freaking out on Angelina was hilarious. She is one incoherent drunk.

This may be gay, but did anyone else really like the soundtrack from the first episode? [/quote]

Its not so far before your time that you can’t do a damn google search.

Theres nothing to be proud of for not knowing about Saved by the Bell, champ.[/quote]

Haha I’m no champ. And sorry! I’ll be sure to get on that. [/quote]

now waiting on your write up of saved by the bell so that we all know you learned a truly wonderful lesson today…
[/quote]

Saved by the Bell was a high school sitcom that ran from the late 80s to early 90s. It revolved around a group of friends and interspersed their hijinks with lessons about real social issues. When Ronnie refers to “Zack and Kelly” he is really referring to Zack’s constant pursuit of Kelly that ultimately ended up with the two getting married. [/quote]

I…AM…SO…PROUD!!!

Anybody else find it odd that the girls were shopping at a Tranny store?

[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
Anybody else find it odd that the girls were shopping at a Tranny store?[/quote]

I caught that as well. Also Jwoww was really excited about it.

Dont get me wrong. i find Jwoww really hot (due to the fact that her tits are big) but theres a fine line between Classy and Trashy and she shits all over that line.

Old but still relevant

Nobody watches anymore?

Best show on TV

[quote]austin_bicep wrote:
Best show on TV[/quote]

Dude, I hate the show and love the show.

Ron cheats on her and he strings her along for weeks! WEEKS!

And then the girl fights the girls who told her about the cheating.

Fucking stupid!

Why is Angelina even there? She is walking breathing bowel movement. This season is not as entertaining as the first.

Mike “Situation” Sorrentino has been cast for the next season of Dancing with the Stars. Also cast is Bristol Palin, Sarah Palin’s daughter, that could be interesting.

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Why is Angelina even there? She is walking breathing bowel movement. This season is not as entertaining as the first.

Mike “Situation” Sorrentino has been cast for the next season of Dancing with the Stars. Also cast is Bristol Palin, Sarah Palin’s daughter, that could be interesting.[/quote]

Maximus, you have to find it funny that Ron cheats on Sammy 8 different times and then she gets mad at the girl who informed her of the cheating.

What amazing logic.

I find every aspect of the show hilariously entertaining. I am so glad it’s on TV.

I don’t know why they give them jobs though. It limits the drinking and shit-starting time and provides no value to the show.