Jersey Shore 2

LOL. They lived like 4 blocks from me. I never saw them around, but I heard about snookie started a fight at Oceans 10 (where they went the first episode), and Sam is gitting sued by some girl she punched at a mid/low level club here, Dream or something like that.

No respectable place in sobe would sign their liability waiver or let them in. I think the “exclusive” thing on sobe is pretty gay, but its funny they got shut out of most clubs and had to cut the miami trip short.

Although, Im not totally gonna hate. I will probably watch every episode, and i did last season.

[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
Btw,Is anybody else strangely attracted to Jwoww? Something about that “fake tit,over tanned,trashy”-look makes me want to lay waste to her.[/quote]

No. In that first episode of the second season, she legitimately looked like a tranny. She looked at least a little better first season.

[quote]jsbrook wrote:

[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
Btw,Is anybody else strangely attracted to Jwoww? Something about that “fake tit,over tanned,trashy”-look makes me want to lay waste to her.[/quote]

No. In that first episode of the second season, she legitimately looked like a tranny. She looked at least a little better first season.[/quote]

Waht the fuck is wrong with fake tit, overly tan, and trashy? absolutely nothing.

[quote]Totenkopf wrote:

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Never seen the show, but this kid I train said that he ran into the situation at a club here in Houston. He had a pic of them chunking deuces on his cell phone, and man that dude looks fucking haggard. The kid said they went to the bathroom and did a shit ton of yodder while the situations bodyguard watched the door. Oh yeah, on the pic he had glasses on. Inside. After midnight.[/quote]
Was he at Richs? Alot of people wanted me to go and meet him but I was to shy. Maybe next time he swings by. Btw,I hate it when people act like their above them. When you were in your 20s,dont tell me you didnt act the way they do.[/quote]

Nah, Esco. Dude, I’m still in my 20’s. For what it’s worth he said the guy was pretty cool.

Did anyone burst out laughing when the three girls were arguing with Angelina in the cab on the way to the club for like 10 fucking minutes, and then it goes to the camera in the guys’ cab where they are all silent?

I thought that was the funniest thing ever.

[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:

[quote]OBoile wrote:

[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:

Its to be noted that J-Woww hails from Long Island, not New Jersey.[/quote]

Isn’t that just as bad?[/quote]

My point is that its worse.[/quote]

So says the guy from NJ.

[quote]PB Andy wrote:
Did anyone burst out laughing when the three girls were arguing with Angelina in the cab on the way to the club for like 10 fucking minutes, and then it goes to the camera in the guys’ cab where they are all silent?

I thought that was the funniest thing ever.[/quote]

I actually “laughed out loud”


Drunk Ronnie FTW!

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
The kid said they went to the bathroom and did a shit ton of yodder while the situations bodyguard watched the door. [/quote]

Google Translate: “Does not compute.”

Anyone?

[quote]hachi wrote:

[quote]PB Andy wrote:
Did anyone burst out laughing when the three girls were arguing with Angelina in the cab on the way to the club for like 10 fucking minutes, and then it goes to the camera in the guys’ cab where they are all silent?

I thought that was the funniest thing ever.[/quote]

I actually “laughed out loud”[/quote]

Hah, prob my favorite scene from the show

[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
The kid said they went to the bathroom and did a shit ton of yodder while the situations bodyguard watched the door. [/quote]

Google Translate: “Does not compute.”

Anyone?
[/quote]

yip yap, yack, yammer, smelling salts, party powder, yayo, blow ???

Hopefully the last one gave it away

Its funny how Pauly D transforms from Guido talk to Ebonics talk all the time

Lol…just watched the first episode.

Pure comedy gold.

[quote]PB Andy wrote:
Did anyone burst out laughing when the three girls were arguing with Angelina in the cab on the way to the club for like 10 fucking minutes, and then it goes to the camera in the guys’ cab where they are all silent?

I thought that was the funniest thing ever.[/quote]

Best part of the entire episode right there!

This season is going to be a complete train wreck. I can’t wait.

LOL at the cab ride scene. I lost it when I saw the guys just chilling in complete silence, totally relaxed. Then they go back to the girls and they’re screaming and pointing at each other.

For the record, I’d fuck every girl in the house stone-cold sober if I was single, even Snookie, and all of the “grenades” that Ronnie was messing with in the premiere. The guys saying that those were grenades have never had to take one in real life in a cold-weather city.

A Pittsburgh grenade is like a Miami nuclear fucking holocaust. I don’t even think they have girls that fat and ugly down there.

[quote]Steel Nation wrote:

A Pittsburgh grenade is like a Miami nuclear fucking holocaust.[/quote]

You sir are a God for saying that. I’m stealing it and adopting it for Canadian use. Thank you.

For the record, I’d fuck every girl in the house stone-cold sober if I was single, even Snookie, and all of the “grenades” that Ronnie was messing with in the premiere. The guys saying that those were grenades have never had to take one in real life in a cold-weather city.

Shit I think snookie is hot, Jwow I would love to break my nose on those rock hard tits…but sammi is too annoying to screw and angelina is to retarded to screw

[quote]MattyXL wrote:
sammi is too annoying to screw and angelina is to retarded to screw[/quote]

Neither of these things are possible. OK, the latter could be if they literally had Down’s Syndrome or some other legitimate mental problem (other than being incredibly insecure and dimwitted) where you’d actually feel bad after, but only in that instance.

This is also assuming that you’d never have to actually speak to either of them afterwards. But you’re right, I would rather drink a gallon of Drano and broken glass than have a relationship with either of them that lasted longer than one night and maybe an hour the next morning.

Since when does a girl have to pass the brick test for you to want to have sex with her?

[quote]Steel Nation wrote:

[quote]MattyXL wrote:
sammi is too annoying to screw and angelina is to retarded to screw[/quote]

Neither of these things are possible. OK, the latter could be if they literally had Down’s Syndrome or some other legitimate mental problem (other than being incredibly insecure and dimwitted) where you’d actually feel bad after, but only in that instance.

This is also assuming that you’d never have to actually speak to either of them afterwards. But you’re right, I would rather drink a gallon of Drano and broken glass than have a relationship with either of them that lasted longer than one night and maybe an hour the next morning.[/quote]

Ok, good point, Ill fuck sammi, but FTR Angelina really does have down syndrome you just cant tell because of the makeup, I kno I live in SI