[quote]Professor X wrote:
Action Jackson would beat both of these mutherfuckers and look way cooler doing it.
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Here he is losing a foot race to a white guy. Dude, did you hear that? A white dude…
He could woop on Bond, but Will Hunting owns him
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Action Jackson would beat both of these mutherfuckers and look way cooler doing it.
Here he is losing a foot race to a white guy. Dude, did you hear that? A white dude…
He could woop on Bond, but Will Hunting owns him[/quote]
It was just a movie. Had that been titled “Rocky…The Adventures of Action Jackson”, Jackson would have run circles around our favorite Italian before the director said, “scene!”.
Would solving advanced math problems on a hallway chalkboard at MIT while mopping the floor be involved?
Jason Bourne would murder Bond’s sorry ass.He doesn’t even have to think about it,he just does it instinctivly,that’s what makes him so unreal.
Well ive been lurking this site for about 8 months now and amazingly this is the thread that finally inspired me to join haha. I cant sit idly by while so many people talk shit about the daniel craig bond. Forget about all the other bonds, only think about the new double O. Bond is a ruthless cold hearted killing machine. He always comes out ontop, and does absolutely whatever he needs to beat pretty boy matt damon’s bitch ass. Not to mention his job involves him looking awesome in his tailored suits and banging just about anyone he casts his gaze upon.
I may be a little biased seeing as casino royale is my favorite movie of all time but hey, everyone’s allowed a little man crush.
Look forward to seeing everyone around the other threads
i seriously respect craig’s bond; but bourne is ruth - less.
he’ll catch him in an alley in the rain…
bourne or that dude from transporter?
this is like asking spiderman or the hulk?
It depends on the movie,
Bond Borne 1…Bond wins … He helps bourne get to thepeople who made him then turns on him and kills him
Bond Borne 2…Bourne wins … Bourne knew the whole time had vest on, backflips on to a plane and stabs bond
Bond Borne 3…Bond wins … knife missed an artery so he bones Bournes lifetime girlfriend and made her slip a deadly virus in his drink
Bond Borne 4…Bourne wins … Bourne drank the antibody before hand makes them think they got away kills them both when she meets with bond to confirm.
[quote]crod266 wrote:
bourne or that dude from transporter? [/quote]
Dude from transporter kills himself because he didn’t know whether to transport someone or race to get a shot of adrenaline.
[quote]crod266 wrote:
bourne or that dude from transporter? [/quote]
A tie.
Frank Martin or Chev Chelios ?
I change my opinion actually, bourne is too cunning to be taken by surprise so when he discovers bond is after him he books ass, and it becomes a ever-ending game of cat and mouse.
wait wtf, bond is a spy, he’s meant to infiltrate, get info, and book ass. Bourne is a fucking assassin. He’s been trained to the max to KILL people quickly and efficiently.
[quote]Deadsion wrote:
wait wtf, bond is a spy, he’s meant to infiltrate, get info, and book ass. Bourne is a fucking assassin. He’s been trained to the max to KILL people quickly and efficiently.[/quote]
You obviously havnt seen casino royale or quantum then
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Action Jackson would beat both of these mutherfuckers and look way cooler doing it.
Here he is losing a foot race to a white guy. Dude, did you hear that? A white dude…
He could woop on Bond, but Will Hunting owns him[/quote]
C’mon man. They did everything in their power to make it look like Sly was faster than Carl Weathers.
It’s not happening without camera tricks.
And- John McClain would kick all of their asses and laugh while he did it. Then he’d go get drunk and tell everyone at the bar how he’s too old but someone’s gotta be the hero.
[quote]WestCoast7 wrote:
Would solving advanced math problems on a hallway chalkboard at MIT while mopping the floor be involved?[/quote]
No but beating the shit out of some guineas on a playground would.