It's Official - I'm an A-hole.

[quote]Ken St.Mich wrote:
I have to admit, I hit someone s car once, while driving backwards off a parking lot.
He parked it directly in front of the exit, almost as if he was waiting for it.

Nevertheless, I searched for the owner of the shit piece of car, only to find out the fucking son of a bitch wanted to take everything out of it, he could get.

He wanted, I think 600 Eur, while the abomination he drove could not have been worth more than 500.

What I learned that day was
be more carefull when driving and don t let anything distract you
if you hit a car which is worth repairing, contact the owner and help him, but if you hit a piece of shit, most likely the owner is one too, so you better leave it.[/quote]

I did this once and it was crazy how it turned out.

I accidentally backed into a Lincoln Continental my last year of college at our basketball arena. I had nothing to write with or on, so I went inside and got a pen and paper from a lady in the stands. I came back and the car was gone. I kinda freaked out and went and got one of the cops that does security for all of the games. I filed the police report, but I must have failed to remember the license plate, because I never heard anything more from it.

Fast forward three years. I’m in a new town and one of my Dad’s college roommates happens to be a dentist in town, so I go to him for a checkup. There’s a nice Caddy with a very familiar license plate on it (the plate indicates he’s a doctor, initial, and where he may have gone to school). As soon as he comes in I ask him if he used to drive a Lincoln that got hit at U-Hall and he says, “yeah, I thought some bastard hit me and ran away, but then I got a call from the police saying you had filed a report with my plate and I figured, hey, I know that guy, and I’ve got a $0 deductible so no worries.” Funny how things work out sometimes…and how the heck do you rate up a policy with no deductible? I should have been a dentist.

[quote]ether_bunny wrote:
I parked my car on the hill on the south side of campus today, and when I came back from class, some bastard had parked (half in the yellow) his oversized SUV actually touching my rear bumper. Of course, I was awfully close to the car in front of me, and it took five minutes to squeeze myself out of there–the bumper to bumper was actually convenient because I drive a manual, I just let it rest there, but what a dick move. And I could see open parking spots another block away. Guy couldn’t be bothered to walk an extra block so he blocked me in.

I drove around the block, and left him a nasty note. “Hey asshole, nice parking. Enjoy the dent.” Then I kneed in his door and set off the car alarm.

Maybe I’m a little more stressed than I’m admitting to myself.

Anyway, I’m feeling guilty that I don’t feel guilty about it. Know what I mean?[/quote]

You should have buried an ax in his driver-side door, and then waited in the bushes for him to return, jump out and collapsed his trachea.

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]ether_bunny wrote:
I parked my car on the hill on the south side of campus today, and when I came back from class, some bastard had parked (half in the yellow) his oversized SUV actually touching my rear bumper. Of course, I was awfully close to the car in front of me, and it took five minutes to squeeze myself out of there–the bumper to bumper was actually convenient because I drive a manual, I just let it rest there, but what a dick move. And I could see open parking spots another block away. Guy couldn’t be bothered to walk an extra block so he blocked me in.

I drove around the block, and left him a nasty note. “Hey asshole, nice parking. Enjoy the dent.” Then I kneed in his door and set off the car alarm.

Maybe I’m a little more stressed than I’m admitting to myself.

Anyway, I’m feeling guilty that I don’t feel guilty about it. Know what I mean?[/quote]

You should have buried an ax in his driver-side door, and then waited in the bushes for him to return, jump out and collapsed his trachea. [/quote]

return of the rape axe

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]ether_bunny wrote:
I parked my car on the hill on the south side of campus today, and when I came back from class, some bastard had parked (half in the yellow) his oversized SUV actually touching my rear bumper. Of course, I was awfully close to the car in front of me, and it took five minutes to squeeze myself out of there–the bumper to bumper was actually convenient because I drive a manual, I just let it rest there, but what a dick move. And I could see open parking spots another block away. Guy couldn’t be bothered to walk an extra block so he blocked me in.

I drove around the block, and left him a nasty note. “Hey asshole, nice parking. Enjoy the dent.” Then I kneed in his door and set off the car alarm.

Maybe I’m a little more stressed than I’m admitting to myself.

Anyway, I’m feeling guilty that I don’t feel guilty about it. Know what I mean?[/quote]

You should have buried an ax in his driver-side door, and then waited in the bushes for him to return, jump out and collapsed his trachea. [/quote]

return of the rape axe[/quote]

LOL!

I would have left the note without mentioning anything about the dent. That way nobody outside a security camera can prove it was you and he still gets screwed… I hate it when people park like an asshole.

I’m an asshole. I didn’t feel the need to start a new thread about it. So I posted it here.

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
When I was in high school we were skipping out and heading through the parking lot. One kid lit a book on fire and slid it under a car. This caught the oil pan then all of the other fluids on fire and set the car completely ablaze within a few minutes. By the time the fire department got there it was completely engulfed and destroyed the two other cars next to it.

He was an asshole.

You acted just a bit rash.
[/quote]

Off topic, but–in high school, I had a friend light fire to some cardboard laying around under the overpass next to the school. And then a very angry bum jumped out of it, and did the stop/drop/roll.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]ether_bunny wrote:
I parked my car on the hill on the south side of campus today, and when I came back from class, some bastard had parked (half in the yellow) his oversized SUV actually touching my rear bumper. Of course, I was awfully close to the car in front of me, and it took five minutes to squeeze myself out of there–the bumper to bumper was actually convenient because I drive a manual, I just let it rest there, but what a dick move. And I could see open parking spots another block away. Guy couldn’t be bothered to walk an extra block so he blocked me in.

I drove around the block, and left him a nasty note. “Hey asshole, nice parking. Enjoy the dent.” Then I kneed in his door and set off the car alarm.

Maybe I’m a little more stressed than I’m admitting to myself.

Anyway, I’m feeling guilty that I don’t feel guilty about it. Know what I mean?[/quote]

You should have buried an ax in his driver-side door, and then waited in the bushes for him to return, jump out and collapsed his trachea. [/quote]

return of the rape axe[/quote]

On second thought, you should have just raped him.

OP, it’s your fault for parking too close to the car in front of you.

To all the wannabe parking vigilantes: you better be careful who you mess with. I know I wouldn’t take too kindly to some fucking crusader getting all sanctimonious on me because of a harmless lapse in judgment. If you get caught doing some of the things I’ve been reading there is a strong possibility things could escalate very quickly.

[quote]strungoutboy21 wrote:
Wow, talk about anger issues. Be the better man next time.[/quote]

Nice
I hope you still sport that facial hair.