Is Masturbation a Sin?

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I can’t stand those earings.

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Johnboy likes tickling that mega-mole with maribou.

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My position is that there are no contradictions.

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I know. That’s the point I was making.

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See, it’s your ability to stay on task that I appreciate.

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So this just came up from a facebook group.

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Nice. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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I’m so sorry, everyone - I really was just dropping a quick joke in response to whoever I quoted upthread who felt when used to reduce stress it was okay, and then expanded it to women and their (joking) womanly stressors because @BethB brought women up and it was clearly a poor joke, because only @Brant_Drake and @SkyzykS seemed to get it and as we all know, they’ll laugh at anything. As I apparently will.

Remind me to tell you all my shockingly dud-of-a-joke about prison rape someday! (Unless I already have, because it still makes me laugh.)

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Cant wait to hear it

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It isn’t a sin as long as a buddy does it for you

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Umm

I think that depends on the gender of your buddy, buddy.

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Is this a legal loophole, like the Mormons have with soaking?

Technically, it never explicitly says “Thou shalt not let thy buddy play the devils fiddle for ye.”

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Yep. I missed the joke. Lol. Unfortunately I’m not always on the top of my game. That’s what I get for reading while I’m walking. :rofl:

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I thought it was a funny joke. Like he’s sitting there jerking it while thinking of his overdue mortgage or something.

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I’m so glad I’m not the only one who knows about soaking.

Just goes to confirm that mormon isnt a legitimate religion.

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Well now I’m curious about what this is…

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It’s not sex if there’s no thrusting.

So you just kinda… let it soak…

I’ve heard bunk beds are helpful so someone on the bottom bunk can swing the bed back and forth for the people soaking it on top bunk.

“He didnt thrust, so it doesnt count!”

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I have spent the last four hours reading the commandments and can’t find one that says, “Thou shalt not stroke thy neighbor’s cock”

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Ahhh… That totally makes sense. 100% legit.
Reminds me of Garfuncle and Oats " The Loophole".

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Well, King James really liked dudes, so that makes sense. He found the loophole too.

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