It’s not what you know, it’s what you can prove 
[quote]Jacked fibraz wrote:
[quote]buddaboy wrote:
Op, read the stickies and somewhere deep in the bowels of, I think the steroid newbie thread is a sample cycle layout, probably the same one jacked Fibraz layed out. It mentions PCT and AI also. Remember on top of your juice you need to acquire some AI and a SERM for PCT.
I’m very lucky in that I don’t have the genetics to go bald so even on 600mg test and 400mg masteron a week I suffer no hair loss.
Good luck! Flushing roidz down the toilet is the sort of crazy shit my ex would have done! I used to deny using, and back in the days when I used to come ‘off’ I’d have a very low libido and would go back on, gain about 10LB’s in the first week and start fucking her three times a day all over the house and get some extra hair on my chest and tell her I was on the ‘Creatinz’ I think she knew though, but its not what you know, it’s what you can prove
And the funny thing was I kept my ‘stash’ under her side of the bed!
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I laughed SO hard at this. Probably because I’ve been there. It’s always so blatantly obvious when you look back, but whenever it’s brought up, deny, deny, deny, no matter what! hahaha![/quote]
I fuck my ex and make the bitch tap out as I only get it about once a week. I’m on 600mg Test and 400mg Masteron a week so she suffers the consequences…
[quote]Toby Queef wrote:
Best part about being on cycle is having a hot gf around… or someone you can bang regularly. If not, I’d assume that’s the worst part about being on cycle. I’m lucky enough to not have had to deal with that. I’d probably be in jail for rape. [/quote]
The worst thing about using AAS when in a relationship and you’re dishonest about your use is when you come off and things aren’t working quite as well as they should be… more embarrassing and difficult to explain than the three times daily drilling sessions… 
Uhhhh… sorry… it’s not you… its me…um, uh, this doesn’t usually happen… I’m tired… its been a long day baby…
Don’t you find me attractive anymore? Have I put on weight? Is there someone else? What is it?
Sigh. Days about to get longer…
you guys are great, i needed a good laugh. Anyway my questions were all answered. i am ordering my post cycle business on friday. So far things are great, a week and a half in on straight test and i have noticed increase strength gains and animal side coming out in the gym. So far better then the high dosage of dbol pills i was swallowing…just for more laughs here was the cycle i did a few years ago.
maximum dbol recomended, i cant remember the oral dosage.
NO Explode twice a day
EC stack
6 protein shakes a day
Every morsel of food i could get my hands on while deployed.
whatever cheap creatine they were selling over seas
random OTC gnc style test pills
green magnitude
purple wrath
i am surpised i didnt die, i actualy think i suffered a small heart attack at one point, im not kidding.