In Other News Part 3

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I saw this, we need more judges like this guy.

Gay ā€œpastorā€ made everything up…the crying, the lying and all the bullshit.

I’m surprised Whole Foods dropped their countersuit…I would have put that asshole in the poorhouse for trying this crap.

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Airplane from Cairo to Paris missing.

Anyone want to guess what happened?

Bermuda Triangle strikes again?

Can’t find the stupid thread, so I’ll leave this millennial here.

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ā€œWe decided to write a proposal stating why we should be allowed someone leeway under the dress code. We accompanied the proposal with a petition, signed by all of the interns (except for one who declined to sign it [AKA the smart one]) and gave it to our managers to consider. Our proposal requested that we also be allowed to wear running shoes and non leather flats, as well as sandals (not flip-flops though) and other non-dress shoes that would fit under a more business casual dress code. It was mostly about the footwear, but we also incorporated a request that we not have to wear suits and/or blazers in favor of a more casual, but still professional dress code.ā€

Morons.

ā€œI have never had a job before (I’ve always focused on school)ā€

Well there ya go … welcome to real world chief

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Lol, ya no shit…

ā€œWe’re here for like a 3 month internship and like can you like change your dress code so like we can wear flip flops cause like it’s like hot and stuff.ā€

Are these kids even millennials? When does the next generation get to be shit on for being retarded? It’s gotta be soon…

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You know it was a woman too, dudes aren’t that focused on shoes.

Well according to trusty ole wikipedia, we millennials range from 1982 to 2004 so … the oldest of the next ā€œgenerationā€ is fucking 11 … and all 11 year olds a damn retarded so we have a while

EDIT: although, according to Time magazine, we range from 1980 to 2000, so according to that, the next gen is 16 so not too long until we get to read about the retarded shit they demand while they’re in college and being interns

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damn it… :areyoukiddingme:

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Fuck Time. They are wrong.

I’m a jaded as fuck X’er and fit the profile to a T.

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No, you’re one of us!

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I’m right on the cusp … 1982 and am largely influenced by the Gen X culture of the early '90s

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Fuck that. No way man.

My world view is based on Appetite for Destruction, early Public Enemy, Rocky IV, Rambo and Invasion USA.

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Lol, so is mine, especially Rocky IV & Rambo First Blood Part II (the best of each series by far).

And the Marshal Mathers LP…

This is what separates our generations. I was getting drunk and finger banging my high school girl friends by the time this album was released.

Def not a millennial.

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