You guys are tough.
Not even…Shaft?
[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
So this morning when I jerked off my hand slipped on some vasoline on the down stroke.
I punched myself right in the balls.[/quote]
Goodness!
The only injury I’ve ever given myself during masturbation is ab cramps(when standing up).
I had no idea jerking off was so dangerous.
I think if I had a penis and balls I would be obsessed with making sure they were safe. 0_0
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Feel free to obsess over keeping mine safe. 
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Well then, as your personal penis and balls obsessor I advise you to wear a cup.
And avoid crazy women. They like to cut them off you know!?
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
So this morning when I jerked off my hand slipped on some vasoline on the down stroke.
I punched myself right in the balls.[/quote]
Goodness!
The only injury I’ve ever given myself during masturbation is ab cramps(when standing up).
I had no idea jerking off was so dangerous.
I think if I had a penis and balls I would be obsessed with making sure they were safe. 0_0
[/quote]
Feel free to obsess over keeping mine safe.
[/quote]
Well then, as your personal penis and balls obsessor I advise you to wear a cup.
And avoid crazy women. They like to cut them off you know!?
[/quote]
Haha, jacking off with a cup sounds hard!
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
So this morning when I jerked off my hand slipped on some vasoline on the down stroke.
I punched myself right in the balls.[/quote]
Goodness!
The only injury I’ve ever given myself during masturbation is ab cramps(when standing up).
I had no idea jerking off was so dangerous.
I think if I had a penis and balls I would be obsessed with making sure they were safe. 0_0
[/quote]
Feel free to obsess over keeping mine safe.
[/quote]
Well then, as your personal penis and balls obsessor I advise you to wear a cup.
And avoid crazy women. They like to cut them off you know!?
[/quote]
Haha, jacking off with a cup sounds hard![/quote]
Well maybe we could invent the cup for jacking off.
Or maybe you could do an experiment to see just how much lube is too much, and could lead to injury, so it can be put on the lube warning label.
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
So this morning when I jerked off my hand slipped on some vasoline on the down stroke.
I punched myself right in the balls.[/quote]
Goodness!
The only injury I’ve ever given myself during masturbation is ab cramps(when standing up).
I had no idea jerking off was so dangerous.
I think if I had a penis and balls I would be obsessed with making sure they were safe. 0_0
[/quote]
Feel free to obsess over keeping mine safe.
[/quote]
Well then, as your personal penis and balls obsessor I advise you to wear a cup.
And avoid crazy women. They like to cut them off you know!?
[/quote]
Haha, jacking off with a cup sounds hard![/quote]
Well maybe we could invent the cup for jacking off.
Or maybe you could do an experiment to see just how much lube is too much, and could lead to injury, so it can be put on the lube warning label.
[/quote]I think it was one of those fluke accidents. I’ve been jacking off since probably the fifth grade and that was the first time I ever boxed my balls.
[quote]Cortes wrote:
You guys are tough.
Not even…Shaft?
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No but points for using the original Shaft and not Sam L shaft.
[quote]clip11 wrote:
Be that as it may, I am who I am.[/quote]
Seems apt:
