Nerds, we are.
Nerds with muscles.
I was thinking of hitting the comic show here a few weeks past (live in San Diego). My room mate who went, was telling me about all these pencil neck nerds running around dressed like Jedi.
Now you have to understand, my room mate works out when he feels like it (one every 6-10 years) but has a metabolism from hell and stays lean/skinny year round. He does run 4-5 miles 4 times a week so I give him credit there. But this is what he told me his thoughts about melding T-mag with Jedi/comic book convention:
“Now what I (my roommate of course) think would be funny as hell is if a bunch of T-mag folks all dressed up, went to the show with muscle shirt jedi outfits and took over the damn place. If any of those dressed up super heros want a go at the “Enclave of the T-Mag Jedi” you tell them to bring it.”
He then went on to tell me another strange fantasy/day dream about the show:
“At one point in the show I guess Vadar and about 20 stormtroppers walked in and took over the place. Now if we were all there we could have kicked the crap outta them and told Angelina Jolie (she was there promoting Tomb Raider and her breasts) we saved her ass and it’s time to pay up!!!”
Now that was weird…is I think it was pretty funny myself. Normally I just laugh at his stories hoping he walks away and leaves me alone while he thinks up some other weird shit, but this time I actually found it funny.
Just thought I’d share it with you.
I really think I need a “Drive” IV right now, I can’t focus for crap. Maybe it was the “Piece of ass of the year” post that debilitated me. Who knows…
Back when I was younger and Episode 1 first came out, I flew halfway across the country to Denver to go to “The Star Wars Celebration”. Basically just a nerdy Star Wars convention except it was actually endorsed by Lucasfilm. I think I was like 13 or 14. I saved up $300 from my paper route to buy the stuff I bought.
If it wasn’t for relatives in Denver, I wouldn’t have gone. But sure enough, I went.
Alice Cooper was there.
I spent $100 on a red jacket that says “Podracing” on the back and has a whole assortment of Star Wars emblems all over it.
Flame away.
What a bunch of nerds.
You are all nerds. Nerds, nerds, nerds.
If you care this much about Star Wars you gotta be a nerd.
Oh yeah, The reason the Sith have red lightsabers is because they use artificial crystals, while the Jedi use natural crystals.
Oh shit, I’m a nerd.
Anyone here play the Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast? Such a sweet game, getting to use all the Force powers gave me a hard-on.
Yep, I was at the past two opening nights of I and II. Didn’t bring my Darth plastic Wal-Mart lightsaber though.
Akheron: yes, the force moves arouse me as well. Especially that too cool force push/pull.
Christ. Now Chrismcl is really making me feel old. I was 14 when Episode FOUR came out. Back then they just called it Star Wars.
(Have I been geeking on it for that long? Where the hell did the time go…?)
If you have posted on this thread, please do not ever bitch about not getting laid by a certain girl. This thread is why.
NFS rules.
Definitely green or dark blue.
Talk about Star Wars assicts - I once worked with a guy who was a closet Star Wars freak. He was a pro model, tapped the ass of basically any girl he wanted, and had a Star Wars collection worth (insured for) over $70,000 Canadian, which would be, maybe $4.99 US.