If You Could Fight Anyone

anyone with water wing synthol arms

[quote]cougarenegade wrote:
Nancy Pelosi. Actually, I’d enjoy seeing Ann Coulter fight her more than me doing it myself.
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Pelosi vs. hillary vs. oprah vs. coulter

4 way street fight in a steel cage!

i’d like to see ophra power bomb hillary through a table!

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Ruggerlife wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
Jesus Christ. Let’s see if he really turns the other cheek.

I wouldn’t go there Zap, the Bible lost some of the translation. His other check is the bad-assed side! He’d crucify your ass!

I think I could take him as long as he didn’t wear that spiked headgear.[/quote]

That’s the least of your worries. He’d do the hack saw Jim dugen thing and smash a giant cross into you head, then dance around with his thumb in the air.

Marlon Brando, one of my heroes, and he used to box, even throughout his acting career, so it would be a good fight methinks

The fred phelps family and the entire congregation of the westboro baptist church here in Topeka.

i think it would be fun to just have the shit beat out of me by Goldberg…it would truly be an honor

I would bare knuckle box ted kennedy.

Justin Timberlake, Rosie O’donnel, and inspecter gadget( I know it was a long time ago,and I know hes a cartoon, but hes just so fucking stupid.)I mean they were constantly trying to help him and he just didnt get it.WTF.

[quote]bwarphog wrote:
i think it would be fun to just have the shit beat out of me by Goldberg…it would truly be an honor[/quote]

I would like to be on pros vs. joes, I’d get my ass beat but it would still be fun

[quote]BarneyFife wrote:
The fred phelps family and the entire congregation of the westboro baptist church here in Topeka.[/quote]

YES! Best answer yet. I’m changing my answer to this also.

Captain Planet… always hated that dipfuck. I’ll take all the Planeteers by myself

Mike Grondahl, CEO of Planet Fatness.

After he was unconscious I would grunt… While taking a shit on his face.

Casey Piedra

Dr. Phil

Donald Trump

P.Diddy

That german dude in the VW commerical who “unpimps your auto”

William Hung

Howard Stern

Racial Supremacists (black, white, whoever)

Carlos Mencia

Adam and Eve (Yes I’d fuckup great 10^33 grandma and grandpa)

Myself

…plenty more.

Louis L’Amour.

My high school football coach

[quote]WS4JB wrote:
My high school football coach

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Damn, good one. Can I change my answer?

Charles Manson.

Where’s your “family” now you scruffy little bitch? I’ll e-fuck you up right now!

jesus for sure

then any wigger, PETA member, Emo kid, feminist, alright i guess i hate everyone, lol.