I Want A Dik Dik!

I’m going to start a farm of them now, so all the ladies can have my dik diks.

[quote]sen say wrote:

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Oh, I DEFINITELY want one.

Look! I’ve got a nice, cozy, uhhh, bed already made that’s warming up now…[/quote]

You put your peas in at the start of the crockpotting? Don’t they get mushy?[/quote]

Mushy peas are no concern when you have a pot full of dik dik.


The little Dik likes this thread.

[quote]SteelyD wrote:

[quote]sen say wrote:

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Oh, I DEFINITELY want one.

Look! I’ve got a nice, cozy, uhhh, bed already made that’s warming up now…[/quote]

You put your peas in at the start of the crockpotting? Don’t they get mushy?[/quote]

Mushy peas are no concern when you have a pot full of dik dik.[/quote]

Yeah, who’s going for the veggies anyway with that meat in front of them.

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
I need some dic dic too.

Ooh, and that little antelope looks cute too.
I saw a cow that size and I’ve always wanted a cow ;([/quote]

You, me… and a dic dic
God girl we could have it all!
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Our dik dik will fulfill the fantasies of all the guys.

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
Yeah, who’s going for the balls anyway with that meat in front of them.
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Now your talkin.

[quote]DJHT wrote:
The little Dik likes this thread.[/quote]

Awwww, so cute.
Looks like Bambi.
I always felt like eating one raw like they do in my homeland as a rite of passage.

[quote]FattyFat wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
The little Dik likes this thread.[/quote]

Awwww, so cute.
Looks like Bambi.
I always felt like eating one raw like they do in my homeland as a rite of passage.

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Jersey?

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:

[quote]FattyFat wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
The little Dik likes this thread.[/quote]

Awwww, so cute.
Looks like Bambi.
I always felt like eating one raw like they do in my homeland as a rite of passage.

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Jersey?[/quote]

hey Hey HEY! We only eat cooked Dik.

I’m no anti-hunting dork, but WTF??

This dude is on the wild plains of Africa, and all he can shoot is a fucking Dik Dik? And with THAT gun?

What a pussy. He shoulda stayed home and shot turtles coming up for air in the creek.

^ LOL I saw that picture to, I have killed a lot of animals to eat deer, hog etc. I would fucking CUT MY OWN THROAT if I shot that. Maybe he didnt shot it but stepped on it by accident?

[quote]DJHT wrote:
Maybe he didnt shoot it but stepped on it by accident?[/quote]

LOL! A bit earlier I started thinking that having a Dik Dik for a pet may not be so good after all… for the very reason you stated above!

BTW, I read that Dik Diks are like nature’s whistle blowers. They’re often the first responders when predators appear (making a sound to warn their own and other beasts at the water hole). For this reason, hunters shoot them first.

lol

And by the way, I’d shoot my neighbor’s cat before I shot a wild Dik Dik.

lol

ID would be like shooting a wild gerbil or parakeet. I mean really, did he mount it on his car and drive home. Did he get it stuffed and is now a book end?

That little thing is so cute!

[quote]DJHT wrote:
ID would be like shooting a wild gerbil or parakeet. I mean really, did he mount it on his car and drive home. Did he get it stuffed and is now a book end? [/quote]

LMFAO!!

That’s a cute horse you got there ID. How often do you ride him?

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:

[quote]FattyFat wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
The little Dik likes this thread.[/quote]

Awwww, so cute.
Looks like Bambi.
I always felt like eating one raw like they do in my homeland as a rite of passage.

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Jersey?[/quote]

Pechnakistan, actually.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
Maybe he didnt shoot it but stepped on it by accident?[/quote]

LOL! A bit earlier I started thinking that having a Dik Dik for a pet may not be so good after all… for the very reason you stated above!

BTW, I read that Dik Diks are like nature’s whistle blowers. They’re often the first responders when predators appear (making a sound to warn their own and other beasts at the water hole). For this reason, hunters shoot them first.

lol[/quote]

ID, why do you fix other posters’ spelling mistakes?
I thought you were one of the cool guise.

[quote]FattyFat wrote:

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:

[quote]FattyFat wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
The little Dik likes this thread.[/quote]

Awwww, so cute.
Looks like Bambi.
I always felt like eating one raw like they do in my homeland as a rite of passage.

[/quote]

Jersey?[/quote]

Pechnakistan, actually.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
Maybe he didnt shoot it but stepped on it by accident?[/quote]

LOL! A bit earlier I started thinking that having a Dik Dik for a pet may not be so good after all… for the very reason you stated above!

BTW, I read that Dik Diks are like nature’s whistle blowers. They’re often the first responders when predators appear (making a sound to warn their own and other beasts at the water hole). For this reason, hunters shoot them first.

lol[/quote]

ID, why do you fix other posters’ spelling mistakes?
I thought you were one of the cool guise.
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Crap. I didn’t realize I did it. I guess I have a problem.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
And by the way, I’d shoot my neighbor’s cat before I shot a wild Dik Dik.

lol[/quote]

I shot my neighbor’s cat.