I hate the guy in my building who doesn’t give a rats arse where his piss lands.
I think he just stands in front of the dunny and waves his dick in its general direction and lets loose. For Christ’s sake, its 12 inches across the lips and you can’t hit that? I am forced to speculate about the quality of your domestic life.
I hate that HR won’t let me put a sign in there letting the prick know my feelings.
[quote]MartyMonster wrote:
I hate the guy in my building who doesn’t give a rats arse where his piss lands.
I think he just stands in front of the dunny and waves his dick in its general direction and lets loose. For Christ’s sake, its 12 inches across the lips and you can’t hit that? I am forced to speculate about the quality of your domestic life.
I hate that HR won’t let me put a sign in there letting the prick know my feelings.
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So put a sign up anyway. Your signature isn’t required.
A friend of mine put a sign up in the restroom at his work where another dude always left a toilet full of shit without flushing.
[quote]CLINK wrote:
[quote]MartyMonster wrote:
I hate the guy in my building who doesn’t give a rats arse where his piss lands.
I think he just stands in front of the dunny and waves his dick in its general direction and lets loose. For Christ’s sake, its 12 inches across the lips and you can’t hit that? I am forced to speculate about the quality of your domestic life.
I hate that HR won’t let me put a sign in there letting the prick know my feelings.
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So put a sign up anyway. Your signature isn’t required.
A friend of mine put a sign up in the restroom at his work where another dude always left a toilet full of shit without flushing.
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I think you’re right CLINK. Sure they’ll know its me…being an ethnic minority is like that…but what’s the worst thing they can do?
[quote]MartyMonster wrote:
[quote]CLINK wrote:
[quote]MartyMonster wrote:
I hate the guy in my building who doesn’t give a rats arse where his piss lands.
I think he just stands in front of the dunny and waves his dick in its general direction and lets loose. For Christ’s sake, its 12 inches across the lips and you can’t hit that? I am forced to speculate about the quality of your domestic life.
I hate that HR won’t let me put a sign in there letting the prick know my feelings.
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So put a sign up anyway. Your signature isn’t required.
A friend of mine put a sign up in the restroom at his work where another dude always left a toilet full of shit without flushing.
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I think you’re right CLINK. Sure they’ll know its me…being an ethnic minority is like that…but what’s the worst thing they can do?
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maybe I’m missing a detail or two, but why would they know it was you based on your minority status?
I mean, white people get upset when slobs piss on the seat too…
I’m so confused right now.
[quote]MartyMonster wrote:I think you’re right CLINK. Sure they’ll know its me…being an ethnic minority is like that…but what’s the worst thing they can do?
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Hmmm. You look white in your avatar. Bloody but white.
People who dont indicate while driving
cottage cheese
slow computers
pregnant women who smoke
piers morgan
people with no manners / rudeness
grammer nazi’s
This song by passenger has some great ones and is obviously very appropriate to this thread.
people that say Avril Lavigne sings punk rock
people that dance to their mp3 player in the free weight area
people that tell me “you’re really to old to be lifting that much weight!”
[quote]csulli wrote:
I hate chimpanzees.
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lol, you’d really hate this guy…
I hate:
-That the US government (and most state and local gov’ts) is FUBAR
-That I get taxed out the ass and pay into a system for YEARS and don’t get shit for it, but a stupid lazy shit bag who never even TRIES to better him/her self gets free gov’t cheese.
-The IRS and the fucked up tax code
-Shitty, greedy, stupid unions that give all unions a bad name
-Unqualified union members who only have a job because they are union and give all union members a bad name
-Stupid, lazy people in general (about 90% of people)
-Minorities who play the “victim card” about EVERYTHING
-Political Correctness and overly sensitive people
-Giving trophies and certificates to EVERY kid on the team or in the class so that they ALL feel special
-Feminism that thinks that tearing down everything masculine will somehow make being born with out a penis better
-Stupid laws and fines for bullshit that EVERYONE hates and never voted for, but somehow never seem to go away
-The concept of religion in general (goes hand in hand with stupid lazy people who need to be controlled)
-Local government employees (housing inspectors, DMV employees, etc…) that have the power to fuck you, fine you and waste your time without recourse.
-Marriage and the way men get fucked systematically up the ass financially and with visiting their kids
-The MEDIA and how they control the dialog of our country
-People/organizations who try and inflict their beliefs on other people through legislation
-I could keep going for HOURS
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
I hate:
-That the US government (and most state and local gov’ts) is FUBAR
-That I get taxed out the ass and pay into a system for YEARS and don’t get shit for it, but a stupid lazy shit bag who never even TRIES to better him/her self gets free gov’t cheese.
-The IRS and the fucked up tax code
-Shitty, greedy, stupid unions that give all unions a bad name
-Unqualified union members who only have a job because they are union and give all union members a bad name
-Stupid, lazy people in general (about 90% of people)
-Minorities who play the “victim card” about EVERYTHING
-Political Correctness and overly sensitive people
-Giving trophies and certificates to EVERY kid on the team or in the class so that they ALL feel special
-Feminism that thinks that tearing down everything masculine will somehow make being born with out a penis better
-Stupid laws and fines for bullshit that EVERYONE hates and never voted for, but somehow never seem to go away
-The concept of religion in general (goes hand in hand with stupid lazy people who need to be controlled)
-Local government employees (housing inspectors, DMV employees, etc…) that have the power to fuck you, fine you and waste your time without recourse.
-Marriage and the way men get fucked systematically up the ass financially and with visiting their kids
-The MEDIA and how they control the dialog of our country
-People/organizations who try and inflict their beliefs on other people through legislation
-I could keep going for HOURS
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WERD
I hate going to the store and having the clerk scan every item, bag it, and then turn to me and say “will that be all?” Nah, I’d like all this invisible s**t right here too.
[quote]JR249 wrote:
I hate going to the store and having the clerk scan every item, bag it, and then turn to me and say “will that be all?” Nah, I’d like all this invisible s**t right here too.[/quote]
You know some people may want stamps, propane tank or bag of ice.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
You know some people may want stamps, propane tank or bag of ice. [/quote]
Perhaps, but this hater is gonna hate.
People who do not have children but feel entitled to tell you how to raise yours!
[quote]doublelung84 wrote:
People who do not have children but feel entitled to tell you how to raise yours![/quote]
Oh god yes…
People just don’t get it until they are a parent. I don’t “hate” them, but is chaps my ass, when people comment/judge about it, when they have zero experience with it.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]doublelung84 wrote:
People who do not have children but feel entitled to tell you how to raise yours![/quote]
Oh god yes…
People just don’t get it until they are a parent. I don’t “hate” them, but is chaps my ass, when people comment/judge about it, when they have zero experience with it. [/quote]
You could probably say that about most topics. I control the critical power needs for a very large data center (over 20MW of power I’m responsible for from the 34.5KvA switchgear down the 24v control panel and everything in between) and the fucking MANAGEMENT structure here is fucking STOOOOPID. Some 22 year old fresh out of engineering school with tattoos and a nose ring starts telling me and my 20 years of experience how to do shit. (and those assholes are ALWAYS wrong - looks great on paper, but it NEVER works) Fucking aggravating!
I HATE THAT SHIT! LOL
[quote]JR249 wrote:
I hate going to the store and having the clerk scan every item, bag it, and then turn to me and say “will that be all?” Nah, I’d like all this invisible s**t right here too.[/quote]
I like when they ask “Is that everything?”. I can’t help but respond “No, it’s just milk and donuts.”.
My wife hates when I do that to people.
I have to add “Groups of people”
It amazes me how one person has the ability to think for themselves but when put into a group can’t tie their own shoes.
I HATE people who try to comment on the Bill of Rights with respect to the founding father’s intent when not having read a single fucking thing written or regarding the founding fathers. And probably haven’t even read the Bill of Rights in its entirety.