pretty sad they’re more concerned with leaving right at closing time vs. making a sale (you know, those things that makes the business money).
guys with beards who think they are the epitome of masculinity because they don’t shave and wont shut up about it and i dont really fucking care. im sorry buddy, if your biggest achievment is having a beard you pretty much suck
[quote]andresarpi wrote:
guys with beards who think they are the epitome of masculinity because they don’t shave and wont shut up about it and i dont really fucking care. im sorry buddy, if your biggest achievment is having a beard you pretty much suck[/quote]
sounds like somebody hasnt hit puberty yet.
[quote]andresarpi wrote:
guys with beards who think they are the epitome of masculinity because they don’t shave and wont shut up about it and i dont really fucking care. im sorry buddy, if your biggest achievment is having a beard you pretty much suck[/quote]
I agree that the beard thing is getting old.
I wish I could grow one though.
I hate people who bump old threads cause they’re bored at work.
…just about everyone & everything.
people that hump old boars at work!
i hate centipedes
more than anything
I hate self-righteous hockey fans
I hate people who say NCAA basketball is better than NBA basketball
I hate white female pornstars that won’t do interracial scenes
I hate Beyonce
I hate Jay-Z
I hate country music
I hate girls that complain about their bodies and don’t lift weights
I hate Tom Brady
I hate Notre Dame
I hate the Chicago Cubs
I hate blonde chicks
I hate Queues
I hate Waiting
I hate Hypocrites
I hate People who put random capital Letters in the middle of sentences for no reason
…
I hate mean people and tofu.
[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
i hate centipedes
more than anything[/quote]
X2!!!
Did you know they can live for 7yrs? Did you know that they can bit you and it’s feels somewhere around a bee sting? They run at up to 0.9 mph!!
I am super intrigued by the nasty things. What I find odd is that some people know exactly what you’re talking about and some people have never seen one…
…speaking of which, I hate tonsil stones// tonsiloliths, those are fucking nasty!!
I hate Jimmy Fallon.
I hate hangnails
[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
i hate centipedes
more than anything[/quote]
But name another insect that can give you such great jokes…
The insects decided to play the rest of the animals in a game of football. By 3/4 time the animals were well ahead and looking comfortable. But when the game restarted the insects brought on the centipede. He was fantastic, he was everywhere, he was kicking goals from all directions. By the end of the game the insects had come from behind and clinched the win. After the game the teams met up and the Animals said ‘That centipede was great! Why the hell didn’t you bring him on earlier?’
The insects responded ‘We would, but it takes him to 3/4 time to lace up his boots!’
when I read it as “American” football, but it turns out the author is talking about “futbol”.
[quote]Stoney56 wrote:
when I read it as “American” football, but it turns out the author is talking about “futbol”.[/quote]
I assume you mean soccer. God No! Aussie Rules Football. I hate soccer with the passion I normally reserve for hippies, communists and Collingwood supporters.
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
i hate centipedes
more than anything[/quote]
X2!!!
Did you know they can live for 7yrs? Did you know that they can bit you and it’s feels somewhere around a bee sting? They run at up to 0.9 mph!!
I am super intrigued by the nasty things. What I find odd is that some people know exactly what you’re talking about and some people have never seen one…
…speaking of which, I hate tonsil stones// tonsiloliths, those are fucking nasty!!
[/quote]
You dont know fear/paranoia until you are alone in the house, about to go to bed when you find a centipede in your bedroom…and then he gets away.
I dont even like looking at pictures of the damned things
^ I had to Google it. Apparently Chilopodophobia is a real thing.
While working in Puerto Rico I woke up on several occasions to find the local palmetto bugs eating the dead skin on my toes!