[quote]alocubano1110 wrote:
I hit my girlfriend. Now I have never hit a girl but she started talking about my father. She said that my father was a drug addict and could never keep a relationship and I was going to be just like him. My dad isn’t perfect, but he loved me and my mother. She kept going on and on until I just lost it! It just happened. My fist reared back and I smashed her right in the nose. I expected it to be like in the movies where her nose would just trickle blood, but no. It exploded with blood coming out of both nostrils and banged her head into the wall.
She and I just sat there stunned for a few seconds and then she just freaked out and locked herself in the bathroom. She eventually took off, but I haven’t heard from the cops yet so I should be alright. I never hit a girl before so I kind of freaked out. I told my mom what happened and my mom got scared
And said you’re moving with your aunti and uncle in bel-air
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To setle my throne as the prince of bel-air[/quote]
Armchair psychologist: Sounded like she was pushing you for a reaction and you overreacted. She may have even wanted to be slapped (as someone said above, girls are weird). But you certainly overdid it. Now the best thing to do would be to wash your hands of this bitch because she sounds like a drama whore. However, western legal systems are so feminised that if you she wants to take it further you are fucked. Time to flee the country.
Okay to the people taking this seriously, let me inform you of something… On 4chan, people frequently post stories that draw you in, only to end up segueing into the Fresh Prince Theme Song.\
None of this story is real, we have a /b/tard among us. He must be cleansed. In the “murder the crap out of him” sense.
[quote]samdan wrote:
Okay to the people taking this seriously, let me inform you of something… On 4chan, people frequently post stories that draw you in, only to end up segueing into the Fresh Prince Theme Song.\
None of this story is real, we have a /b/tard among us. He must be cleansed. In the “murder the crap out of him” sense.[/quote]
I don’t think anyone thinks the story is real, It really did draw me in though, and I laughed pretty hard when the twist came.
[quote]samdan wrote:
Okay to the people taking this seriously, let me inform you of something… On 4chan, people frequently post stories that draw you in, only to end up segueing into the Fresh Prince Theme Song.\
None of this story is real, we have a /b/tard among us. He must be cleansed. In the “murder the crap out of him” sense.[/quote]
Y SO SRS??? dude…the best part of this thread are the responses from people who think he actually did this.
So your life at this time parallels the premise of the Fresh Prince of Belaire? Fascinating… it’s amazing how popular culture and real life play off one another…
[quote]samdan wrote:
Okay to the people taking this seriously, let me inform you of something… On 4chan, people frequently post stories that draw you in, only to end up segueing into the Fresh Prince Theme Song.\
None of this story is real, we have a /b/tard among us. He must be cleansed. In the “murder the crap out of him” sense.[/quote]
I dont see anything implausible about the OP’s story. Its like Sean Connery said in that video there: They take it too far. My little sister did something similar a while back.
We got into an argument (about something small like doing the dishes or something) so it gets bad and she just keeps pushing it and pushing it and next thing I know my fist is homing in on her face.
At the last second I averted my fist and put my arm through the wall. I got into trouble like I actually punched her. BLA! Thank you to listening to my useless story
So my suggestion is this: Tell your GF to get back there so you can hit her with your other fist too.
This is why you need a black book to write this shit down in !
you take a note and next time youre inside her you fuck her so she cant walk before 10 minuttes after and then you call pillow fight and hit her over an over with a pillow… no marks but damn does she get pissed.
haha my boi you’re moving up. Liked the Fresh Prince reference, brings back memories. Like Bill Rafferty would say, it gave the post the little KISS; at the end, banked. Mr. Collipark would be proud.
